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[AgendaPoster]

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[Male Idiot]

Perhaps the aliens did get into cahoots with the nazis, or at least talked to them. Eugenics would be all good to an emotionless, rational AI or ayys. I mean its one of the oldest skizo conspiracies about UFOs out there.

But I think that we maybe shooting down stragglers, non-ayy-goverment civilians, or scientists who signed a space waiver about getting nigged on by mutts.

Would the USA nuke the amazon unga bunga tribe if Cyrax went there and got eaten? They probably know that we can't do jack shit with their tech that would actually threaten them, and if we get uppity we get a space whipped until we behave and pick the cotton, I mean gold.

I still think its a glowop, but I don't think the ayylmaos want us extinct. If they wanted to, they would have done it already. Perhaps the abduct a few for the zoo or to experiment on, but does the scientist who dissects a frog wants Total Frog Death?

As said above, elemental resources aren't that unique here, the only interesting thing to study is biology.

 

[autistic dog]

I locked onto a couple technology aspects of the hearing. They said the space cubes did not use traditional propulsion and that humans could not survive the changes in speed it did. I hope we can reverse engineer this aspect but instead of using it as a space ship we only use it transport a giant cube with 1 mile thick armor and every gun we own to the battle filed to hover over it shooting all the bad men.

 

[The Big O]

I'm jaded that this will mean anything. Talk to me when we start seeing Sectoids and Vipers scurrying around in the streets and XCOM clumsily attempting to rescue my ass only for me to die to a 1% plasma rifle shot.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Look all I'm saying is someone better have this blasting when they smoke a Martian.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

But I think that we maybe shooting down stragglers, non-ayy-goverment civilians, or scientists who signed a space waiver about getting nigged on by mutts.

Would the USA nuke the amazon unga bunga tribe if Cyrax went there and got eaten? They probably know that we can't do jack shit with their tech that would actually threaten them, and if we get uppity we get a space whipped until we behave and pick the cotton, I mean gold.

For the record I'm pretty agnostic as far as the whole ayyys thing goes. I do however, find it amusing to imagine that the ones that crash here and/or get spotted are all randos and morons. Like, dumb adolescents high on space weed, or the equivalent of the kind of idiot who decides to go visit the Andaman Islands. I imagine them having to dodge the ayyylmao feds and wildlife officers before they get here.

"Yoooo dude, it'll be so fun!"
"Dude, no, we'll get in so much trouble, they fined those guys who did the Phoenix stunt so far up the ass..."
"Bro, like, just one little anal probe. Pass the blunt."
*Cough* *cough*, "Fine, fuck it, but I'm piloting."

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I wonder how we're gonna look back on this.

"Haha, remember when the US govt made up aliens and UAPs to hide Biden's dementia stroke? Wild times. Who knew aliens were made up and fey were real, haha! I miss my human body now that I'm a polymorphed donkey."

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

i picked up around the start that they said China or Russia could be using a bad reporting system/stigma of UAPs to their advantage
what they mean i assume is the idea of Russia or China perhaps making an aesthetically alien looking craft to throw them off who is really watching and limit reports
that seems a little out there, but its closer to the ground than aylmaos so it caught my attention
was an interesting hearing, i wasnt shocked to see the other people near the front row lol -_-

 

[888Flux]

Perception Management

The concept of Ayylmaos and UFOs are fully autonomous cultural memes that propagate through science fiction and other constructed narratives. They are a very convenient excuse to cover up government black projects during the Cold War which was the height of UFOs and the contemporary science fiction setting. Now the meme is being hijacked for either a distraction to redirect attention from ongoing political crises or to push further social change in the same way COVID did (Project Blue Beam)

Human consciousness is the root of subjective reality and is far more mechanical in nature than people realize. It is malleable and easily influenced from the top down.

Also, the whistleblower mentions "threats against his life". If the government wants someone dead they send their C250 coupe into a tree at 120 miles per hour. This tells you everything you need to know. It's theater.

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

Ehhhh, wake me up when there is actual proof. Feds and Ex-Feds lie under oath all the time, wouldn't put it past then saying Ayylamos exist just to cover Biden shitting himself in front of a dignitary again. People have been 'Clintoned' for far less than exposing something could change the very nature of human existence. If you want people to believe you, then release pictures and videos of these Space Cubes or the burnt up pilots, or the medical report of the people killed or injured by these UAP/UFO's.

 

[TheClappening]

For the record I'm pretty agnostic as far as the whole ayyys thing goes. I do however, find it amusing to imagine that the ones that crash here and/or get spotted are all randos and morons. Like, dumb adolescents high on space weed, or the equivalent of the kind of idiot who decides to go visit the Andaman Islands. I imagine them having to dodge the ayyylmao feds and wildlife officers before they get here.

"Yoooo dude, it'll be so fun!"
"Dude, no, we'll get in so much trouble, they fined those guys who did the Phoenix stunt so far up the ass..."
"Bro, like, just one little anal probe. Pass the blunt."
*Cough* *cough*, "Fine, fuck it, but I'm piloting."

Or it could be the aylmao equivalent of sand nigger refugees fleeing to Tau Ceti or whatever and they crashed their boat on earth.

Actually, the possibility of an interstellar war that the aliens are running from is terrifying.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

suspicious that it's yet another gay op.

That's what I think it is; kabuki theater to distract from all the Biden scandals - notice how they come out with more space alien/UFO talk whenever a scandal comes out. Notice how when he says "non-human" at the hearing, his eyes kind of go to the left a little. He's calling on the side of the brain which deals with creativity, then they dart to the right when he's talking about people on the program who told him this, which is the side which deals with memory. This eye thing is a trick interrogators use to find out if someone is telling the truth. He's just repeating what these people "on the program" coached him to say and also making bits of it up as he's going along. To me, all of this seems to be just another circus act for the normie masses.

 

[CoolFool]

Ehhhh, wake me up when there is actual proof. Feds and Ex-Feds lie under oath all the time, wouldn't put it past then saying Ayylamos exist just to cover Biden shitting himself in front of a dignitary again. People have been 'Clintoned' for far less than exposing something could change the very nature of human existence. If you want people to believe you, then release pictures and videos of these Space Cubes or the burnt up pilots, or the medical report of the people killed or injured by these UAP/UFO's.

If their plan was to use UFOs as distraction for Biden then they're doing a shit job. All I've heard about today is Hunter Biden. The few sources reporting the hearing are already calling it a conspiracy theory and discrediting it. The fact that the hearing is not being pushed on every news station and being promoted on social media makes me more curious of what is going on. If The Powers That Be want to push a narrative, this isn't how they do it.

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

If their plan was to use UFOs as distraction for Biden then they're doing a shit job. All I've heard about today is Hunter Biden. The few sources reporting the hearing are already calling it a conspiracy theory and discrediting it. The fact that the hearing is not being pushed on every news station and being promoted on social media makes me more curious of what is going on. If The Powers That Be want to push a narrative, this isn't how they do it.

There have been UFO/alien stuff disclosures during the Trump years, and even some before that. Slowly but surely, they're building up to SOMETHING, but just what it is remains to be seen.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

Or it could be the aylmao equivalent of sand nigger refugees fleeing to Tau Ceti or whatever and they crashed their boat on earth.

Actually, the possibility of an interstellar war that the aliens are running from is terrifying.

Not to get too far into the gay autistic speculation, but space is big. You'd think it would be hard to accidentally crash land onto a planet.

 

[CoolFool]

He's calling on the side of the brain which deals with creativity, then they dart to the right when he's talking about people on the program who told him this, which is the side which deals with memory.

I mean, this is a public hearing, under oath, and he's not allowed to talk about certain things for legal reasons. I don't find it weird that someone in that position struggles to remember what he is and isn't allowed to say, or that he is picking his words carefully.

Edit: Plus, isn't he legit autistic?

 

[Candlelight Desolation]

Not to get too far into the gay autistic speculation, but space is big. You'd think it would be hard to accidentally crash land onto a planet.

Exactly; you'd think these supposed beings which have mastered interstellar travel would remember to fill up a tank of gas or something to avoid this or something like that. This makes me think all of this is nonsense. Space aliens coming over here would be like a kid using a magnifying glass on ants; something with THIS kind of tech would have killed all of us by now, not accidentally crash in the ocean.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

Exactly; you'd think these supposed beings which have mastered interstellar travel would remember to fill up a tank of gas or something to avoid this or something like that

Well, to steelman the other side, couldn't you say the same with about cars from a hypothetical alien caveman's perspective? "You'd think supposed beings which have mastered internal combustion engines would remember not to get blasted drunk while operating them". Etc, etc. We have technology now which would have been considered beyond magical to Stone Age hunter-gatherers, but that doesn't mean there isn't an endless supply of retards who still fuck it up. For all we know 99.99999% of ayyys would never come close to faceplanting in Roswell, but there's always that one village idiot...

Which brings me back to me original (not so serious) idea that any ayyy who crash lands here would do so not by freak accident, but by deliberate suicidal idiocy. As in, "I'm going to go snort a line and go poke some space apes, what could go wrong?"

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Also, the whistleblower mentions "threats against his life". If the government wants someone dead they send their C250 coupe into a tree at 120 miles per hour. This tells you everything you need to know. It's theater.

see thats why part of me remains skeptical because lets be honest if any of this information was not meant to reach the public it simply would not end of story. my guess is the stuff thats being talked about has been deemed worthless info that poses no threat to any actual secret stuff either because research found out that the spacecrafts were actually manmade just by an enemy country or just weirdly shaped interstellar objects. either way we will never know for sure how much of this stuff is true without actual photos and documentation of the spacecrafts and their contents.

 

[Scout Trooper]

Which brings me back to me original (not so serious) idea that any ayyy who crash lands here would do so not by freak accident, but by deliberate suicidal idiocy. As in, "I'm going to go snort a line and go poke some space apes, what could go wrong?"

Yeah, even if we work under the theory that they were here to study human life, there has to be almost limitless amounts of information that they could gain without descending from low earth orbit. Advanced surveillance and spectral analysis could surely remove most of the necessity to enter Earth's atmosphere.

There's a prevalent Q-type belief that there are multiple alien civilizations fighting (the fundamentalist Christian version says that they're all just demons claiming to be fighting) which at least would somewhat explain these things allegedly being crashed and retrieved on a regular basis.

That doesn't explain the bold and provocative measures they have taken, especially with the recent Navy targeting pod video. They were practically begging to be shot down. ROE, discretion, and possibly the loadout of those aircraft are the only things that stood between those "aliens" and the Almighty.

Notice how when he says "non-human" at the hearing, his eyes kind of go to the left a little. He's calling on the side of the brain which deals with creativity, then they dart to the right when he's talking about people on the program who told him this, which is the side which deals with memory. This eye thing is a trick interrogators use to find out if someone is telling the truth. He's just repeating what these people "on the program" coached him to say and also making bits of it up as he's going along.

By the way, 99.999% of the life on the planet is "non-human" biologics. I'm not sure what that even means and I am guessing Mr. Grusch doesn't, either.