Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Dax is so fucked in the head that he chimped out over learning that people he (supposedly) doesn’t even like had detected many lies he’d told to impress them. (There’s no way they’ve all been discovered yet.) That’s not about money. It’s about being a thin-skinned, insecure bitch.

You'd be insecure too if you spent 20 years trying to break into Hollywood and have nothing to show for it beyond a Dr. Phil appearance and a wildly overrated podcast. Stuttering John has more credits than he does lmao

 

[Pill Cosby]

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Wait until he hears about Airplanes that fly above his house.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

You'd be insecure too if you spent 20 years trying to break into Hollywood and have nothing to show for it beyond a Dr. Phil appearance and a wildly overrated podcast. Stuttering John has more credits than he does lmao

Now that’s not fair! Dax was also in a Domino’s or Pizza Hut commercial a few presidential administrations ago. You’re just jealous.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

Dax claimed to be a rocket scientist and former superstar college baseball player

Dax has overblown a lot of his life, but I don't think that was one of them. I remember him talking about how badly his college team sucked (I believe he was an outfielder, but I don't recall what his stats were off the top of my head aside from showing them to a baseball nerd and he said "not notable"). Those memories were from 2019, when I was re-listening to the show while driving, and when it was an enjoyable show. If he's said something else recently, that would be a weird bullshit flex, but I haven't listened in years.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If he's said something else recently, that would be a weird bullshit flex, but I haven't listened in years.

I first heard him talking about his college sports glory around the time of the lolsuit and don’t remember exact details. But speaking of baseball, this is a great take on Dax by Null:

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I first heard him talking about his college sports glory around the time of the lolsuit and don’t remember exact details. But speaking of baseball, this is a great take on Dax by Null:

Probably more appropriate for the Joshcore thread, but an AI of Dax and Null as T I and Justin Timberlake on "Dead and Gone" would be very appropriate.

 

[genericwhitemale]

This is honestly what I hate the most about Dick. His absolute contempt for his own audience. It legitimately makes me fucking hate him and makes me mad at the internet that someone I used to admire so much is now so unfathomably dismissive of his own audience and people expressing reasonable concerns. I remember specifically listening to him on episode 163 talking about the Mumkey Jones drama at the time and he said "Maddox didn't want to be famous anymore, so he told his audience to go fuck themselves." I would say it's tragic to see someone fall from grace like this but he's become so unlikeable through his abrasive personality and his constant contrarian posturing. I can't think of someone who deserves their comeuppance more than Dick.

 

[Pissmaster]

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This is honestly what I hate the most about Dick. His absolute contempt for his own audience. It legitimately makes me fucking hate him and makes me mad at the internet that someone I used to admire so much is now so unfathomably dismissive of his own audience and people expressing reasonable concerns. I remember specifically listening to him on episode 163 talking about the Mumkey Jones drama at the time and he said "Maddox didn't want to be famous anymore, so he told his audience to go fuck themselves." I would say it's tragic to see someone fall from grace like this but he's become so unlikeable through his abrasive personality and his constant contrarian posturing. I can't think of someone who deserves their comeuppance more than Dick.

Honestly, I'm surprised that there's a sizeable number of people who are saying "Well, the years and years of spilling spaghetti over pedophilia was alright, but yet another Ralph appearance is a step too far". I checked out yeeeeeeeeeears ago after like at least a dozen episodes where he brought up his butthurt over Cuties.

 

[AnOminous]

His absolute contempt for his own audience.

I'd have contempt for my audience too if I were as much of a complete piece of shit beaner loser as Dax Herrera. I mean what kind of person would admire this fucker? An absolute loser.

So if you had an audience like Dax has, wouldn't you despise them too?

I mean I would for a couple minutes before sending a bullet into my brain.

 

[Törni]

Listened to Monday's episode and goddamn if Shaun has to try to get the quest to shut the fuck up, man. And then they let that fuck rant on even more.

 

[genericwhitemale]

"There's zero reason to think Vito is a pedophile"

 

[Eusa]

I was watching this newish show called Based on a True Story, when I noticed dick had a little cameo in the 5th episode (his part is less than a minute)

and of course he plays a vendor grifting and profiting off someone else's hard work lol

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

I was watching this newish show called Based on a True Story, when I noticed dick had a little cameo in the 5th episode (his part is less than a minute)
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Going to bat for Cuties and destroying his fan base has really helped him restart his Hollywood career, apparently. At the best time possible, too.

I haven't listened in a long while, but is Dax going to be a pro-union contraian, or a pro-network contrarian? Both are very sex pest- and pedo-ridden, how can he possibly decide?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

of course he plays a vendor grifting and profiting off someone else's hard work lol

Has Dax been crowing about his latest big break? Next stop, the Emmy Awards!

 

[AnOminous]

"There's zero reason to think Vito is a pedophile"

Well I mean other than the fact he admitted being one repeatedly.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Well I mean other than the fact he admitted being one repeatedly.

Doesn't count, he totally deleted those tweets and he was only pretending to be retarded a faggot a pedophile. Maybe if you had a higher IQ you'd understand his amazing jokes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

"There's zero reason to think Vito is a pedophile"

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The best part is Dax straight-up lying that Josh only avoids him because of Vito. Did he completely forget the whole call-in confrontation over Digibro and lolicon?

 

[genericwhitemale]

The best part is Dax straight-up lying that Josh only avoids him because of Vito. Did he completely forget the whole call-in confrontation over Digibro and lolicon?

He lies all the fucking time about Josh, either to be intentionally dishonest and downplay the truth or as some kind of rationalisation. When Chris Chan got arrested and when Keffals started #DropKiwiFarms, he said Josh stopped calling in because he didn't like trans people, neglecting to mention Digibro being into lolicon. He says in the video I uploaded that Josh thinks Vito is a pedophile just because he thought Cuties had a right to exist as free speech, which besides ignoring so much about Vito also contradicts his statement from half a year prior when he said Josh thinks Vito is a pedophile because of the we pedophiles tweet. He says no one outside of Kiwi Farms thinks Vito is a pedophile but says that comedians who go on with Vito will get texts from other comedians warming them about Vito being a pedophile.
It's just falsehood after falsehood after falsehood; the reason I say falsehood instead of lie that I do legitimately wonder if he is actually retarded now and just forgets major events in his life that happened two years ago.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It's just falsehood after falsehood after falsehood; the reason I say falsehood instead of lie that I do legitimately wonder if he is actually retarded now and just forgets major events in his life that happened two years ago.

The daily drinking and drugging sure haven’t done his cognitive function any favors. But it would be a cop-out if he tried to claim he forgot events that were hotly debated on multiple platforms, with him at the focal point, for months on end. If he’s forgetting perhaps the most decisive episode in his loss of support, he’s much further gone than any of us thought.

The truth is Dax lies as much as he can get away with, and then some. He’s not a good person for many reasons, but his eagerness to deceive and defraud is up there with his most hateworthy traits.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

My theory is that he’s deliberately misrepresenting what Null said for two reasons. The first is because he’s a retarded contrarian faggot. The second is because I think he’s trying to bait Jersh into calling in to “correct the record”.

Either way Diddler Dax is desperate to have Null on the show again.

He says no one outside of Kiwi Farms thinks Vito is a pedophile but says that comedians who go on with Vito will get texts from other comedians warming them about Vito being a pedophile.

They also started the pet-owner peto thing. In any case everyone inside and outside of Kiwi Farms knows Vito is a pedophile. One only needs to see his tweet replies, there’s usually a few people calling him a pedo. And last time I checked, Twitter X isn’t Kiwi Farms.