You either get yourself a babuska to be or a cute anime girl.
But if you cheat on her or get drunk and don't trim the yard, the babuska will bonk you in the head with a kitchen instrument.
Unfortunately the former is in very short supply due to the fall of the Soviet Union and the westernisation of the second world populations.
This is why the white race is in such a bad state. Islam does not have this problem. Neither do beaners.
From Culture vs. Kultur: Thoughts on Orkish Society by Uthan the Perverse, a controversial Eldar philosopher:
-The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn? And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude.-
We discount the darkies at our own peril.