Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[internet friend]

Do you think he realises how fucked he is and just stalker childs to not appear scared, or is his brain so pickled with booze that he genuinely believes what he says?

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think he realises how fucked he is and just stalker childs to not appear scared, or is his brain so pickled with booze that he genuinely believes what he says?

Hard to know what goes on in that fat head, but when he can get asspats out of it, like on TV, he'll admit he owes the money because it shows how persecuted he is.

 

[Markorian]

If he goes to jail, I am absolutely going to use his mugshot as a Halloween mask. I will wear a butchers costume and oink, scaring children by telling them I'm the Pepperoni Pigman of Milwaukee! If you are a child, and are at least mildly melanated, I will turn you into pepperoni, quake in fear!!

Wish I could give a react that's half autistic, half feels

 

[HahaYes]

Not only will he do that, but he will INSIST he was never in jail, even when people post his mugshot

"That mugshot is a deepfake, stalker!, I have not gone to jail, I do not owe $32,709.80 to anyone, and I certainly did NOT fart in my wifes vagina. Now YOU get to enjoy prison, stalker."

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Simply declare the judge a stalker child and you will emerge victorious

 

[It's Over Anakin]

He'll either deny prison happened, or he'll go full on Dirty Dom Mysterio and get the teardrop tattoo and toothpick, talking about how he definitely wasn't the one getting raped all week stalker child.

 

[Cuckoman]

Hard to know what goes on in that fat head, but when he can get asspats out of it, like on TV, he'll admit he owes the money because it shows how persecuted he is.

It is a Shroedinger debt.
In one probability he owes money in another he does not.
We will not know for sure until a Judge observes the debt probability waveform, forcing it to collapse into one of the two possible outcomes and we will know for sure if he owes or not.

EDIT: and that is not quantum mechanics but really just how it will work out on the macro scale at his next hearing. And after that there will be possible consequences to the outcome of the collapsed probability waveform.

 

[Broadside]

Probably the same one he went to when he ducked out of the debtor's exam (Credit to everyone's favorite comedy dickheads):
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I just can't get over him waddling around blithely taking photos like a shitty tourist when he was meant to be at a debtor's exam. This guy is on a fast track for prison time, such irony.
Also here's him digging that hole even deeper:

 

[Johnny Salami]

Remember if it was you owing money Pat would laugh at you. Can't wait for the 24th

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Pat continues to be deranged

 

[Piggle Rick]

I just can't get over him waddling around blithely taking photos like a shitty tourist when he was meant to be at a debtor's exam.

I want the judge to know that’s what he was doing at the relevant time. I also want the judge to know what Piggy said about the previous judge. Basically, I want the judge angy.

 

[RollerGator]

I'm willing to bet Patrick won't enjoy prison, stalkers. Good thing he's a trained knife fighter, he should be able to hold his own during any shower shankings after he inevitably pisses off his fellow inmates.

 

[Broadside]

When he first consulted lawyers before ever filing his lolsuit he very likely was told not to post about his case on social media and to send copies of any posts he already made on social media about his case to his lawyer. I like to think the paralegal who had to go through his Twitter history is a Patposter now

He was explicitly told, by both his legal team and family to stop. He bragged on a podcast about how they couldn't stop him retaliating because he's not a victim but also is a victim guys

 

[Associate Rick]

Sadly Ralphie May is no longer with us to portray Patty.

We still have Paul Walter Hauser, though he'd seriously have to pack on the pounds

I don't keep up with fatrick much, mostly because it's kinda repetitive. What will happen to fatty if he went to prison over this? Do you think it'll get to that point, or will he just cave and pay it, then live in denial over it. I'm assuming the latter but Fatrick in prison for even afew months or weeks would be hilarious.

He'll either deny prison happened, or he'll go full on Dirty Dom Mysterio and get the teardrop tattoo and toothpick, talking about how he definitely wasn't the one getting raped all week stalker child.

If Rick ends up in prison he'll use his fluent Spanish to infiltrate the mexican gangs and rise straight to the top, blood in, blood out, child.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

"Behold a man who eats the excrement of children, and kills black children"

More Pig Latin:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Pat's jail cell should have a camera livestreaming his full prison enjoyment.

 

[Vesperus]

Catching up on the thread, Fatrick is even dumber than Ethan Ralph. Even the Ragepig knew when to throttle down and make friends after everything burned down.

Oh God, it's retarded.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Why do we have to wait until August 24th? I want this milk sooner! The judge better not make us wait a month and then blue-balls us. That would be very disappointing.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How can we get Specktree to help Pat in court?

 

[Dan tease in fur know]

i feel like a kid at the beginning of december. i know christmas is soon. but not soon enough.

what will the present be? will they record him with tears in his eyes as his funko pops and rustang are repossessed? will he admit in court that he does owe the money? will he refuse to admit it and go to jail? will he child the judge?

i dont want to wait. i want to open the present now.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Pat's jail cell should have a camera livestreaming his full prison enjoyment.

Crowdfund the 24/7 livestreaming so the government makes a net profit on having Fatrick behind bars.