Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.6%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 70 17.6%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 159 40.1%

  • Total voters
    397
tylophone notarization fucking up all the evidence probably clamped that down.
I needed an excuse to post this, so I shall, serves to sum up Nick's past year too.

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Kurt is an alcoholic autist who's one bad day away from going full Elliot Rodger
I think that's unfair. Kurt doesn't strike me as a evil guy who is at risk for doing evil things. His major problem is that he's awkward as hell in a group dynamic.

He's also the smartest one out of all of them. Which probably frustrates him to no end and contributes to that awkwardness.

In hindsight, he probably should have continued with Leonard French and his people. Where he likely would have been fine. Instead of falling in with these degenerate chucklefucks. There's a part of me that feels a bit bad for Kurt.

Just my $0.02. Others here are perfectly free to disagree.
 
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People are smelling blood in the water.

It's not just the lawyers pulling knives out on Nickey the Nose aka Balldoman. Chandler Remington, a paralegal orbiting the lawtube sphere (who recently has been on a lot of Jeff's streams on the Shabusiness trial), made an off-hand remark about Rackets' lawsuit in her most recent stream. (Need to rewatch to pull full context.)

When compared to Nick, Legal Vices has been doing exceptionally well on this trial. Between 1k-2k live, with just under 60k subs, and a fairly engaged community. Making Racket's live numbers look not all that great, given his subscriber base.

Edit: Correction, found the clip:
It was in the context of self-representation in the Sarah Boone case, how hypothetically she could, and that if Rekieta is *not* representing himself, a non-lawyer definitely should not. So not as damning as I misheard originally.
 
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When compared to Nick, Legal Vices has been doing exceptionally well on this trial. Between 1k-2k live, with just under 60k subs, and a fairly engaged community. Making Racket's live numbers look not all that great, given his subscriber base.
I'm gonna call it right now: A lot of the weebs are gonna to migrate to LV, if they're not already. Mainly because I think LV is an actual weeb (note him speaking Japanese in the clip where he complimented Kurt and shit on Nick), whereas Nick used, abused, and abandoned them.

LV stayed out of the Pippa bullshit, didn't he? I don't think I saw him malding with Coomalot over the matter. Might be wrong though.
 
A personality and lack of crippling autism.

He might not have the crippling autism, but he has about as much personality as Legal Eagle. That said, he does appear to have his own audience of fapping wine moms who love his inane low energy takes on everything under the sun.

Give me Krazy Kurt over that slaphead any day of the week.
 
I'm gonna call it right now: A lot of the weebs are gonna to migrate to LV, if they're not already. Mainly because I think LV is an actual weeb (note him speaking Japanese in the clip where he complimented Kurt and shit on Nick), whereas Nick used, abused, and abandoned them.

LV stayed out of the Pippa bullshit, didn't he? I don't think I saw him malding with Coomalot over the matter. Might be wrong though.
I just don't think the overlap between the anime community and real crime / law talk community is that large. Once the Vic trial passed, the Venn diagram circles barely overlap. A Crunchyroll sub keeps you with enough to watch for weeks, and v-tubers largely do it for free. Maybe that's why Nick felt he needed to make a pivot.

To your points though, Jeff does drinking streams but hasn't made an ass of himself. I don't know that boomer Jeff even knows really what a v-tuber is, but he's definitely an 80s weeaboo. He's got Godzilla shit in the house, and he actually likes Star Wars. LV gets weird, especially a bit silly when drinking, but not to the point of weirding out all the female guests. Remy, Dani Anh, Faran was on a lot when Faran was still streaming- in fact, Jeff has a ton of female non-legal guests on regularly as well. It's defintely not the gay coom dungeon Rackets has built for himself.
 
You're not kidding. He couldn't sit still.
Must be rough for him now that he's not the center of attention anytime he makes an appearance.
I only watched the clips that @CollinQuinnStent posted, but in every one he had a look of complete irritation anytime anyone else spoke, chomping at the bit to be the one talking. Being hyped up - or hung over - has a tendency to make one less patient and more irritable like that.
If they're trying to be seen as "serious" lawyers they could've fooled me. legalmindset for example is a manosphere-adjacent dramawhore sexpat, Kurt is an alcoholic autist who's one bad day away from going full Elliot Rodger, legalvices is a proud daydrinking degenerate, Joe is just an even more jewish balldo with an even more grating voice, etc. It's too early to say if there's any real "revolt" against balldo but then the thing they called "lawtube" was never really a community so much as a loose alliance of youtube shekelgoblins in the first place so even thinking of it as some sort of institution that has the ability to take a definite position is somewhat incoherent.
Well put. I had never watched any law commenters before the Depp trial. I wasn't even that interested in the trial , but happened to come across it and Emily D. Baker's stream, and ended up watching every single minute of that damn trial (I was not working at the time). And I got pulled into it because of her style and ability to convey her trial experience - and her professionalism about the trial/legal matters.

I tried the others here and there, but they were so rinky-dink, unprofessional, unclever, and unlikeable, I couldn't stand it. (Kurt, in particular, was so off-putting, I couldn't stand to look at or listen to him; funny, I don't even remember noticing Rekieta.)

And they weren't good. More bad takes and insults than analysis, predictions, or observations. Chaotic, and often weak on the law, procedural and evidentiary rules, and basic strategy. I generally just wanted them to shut up (exception being Runkle's occasional appearances on EDB, because he's pleasant and different, and was on-site some days, so had insight). Overall, EDB was miles ahead of the LB/LT confab. And no shouting nor jockeying nor boring interpersonal squabbling.
 
I'll take Kurt over the Blackbelt Baldy Buttfucker any day of the week. How that useless Britbong cunt has a subscriber base three times the size of Kurt's is a complete mystery to me.
I forgot about that guy, but he sucks too, yeah.
They lack true professionalism. I used to think some of the ones who actually practiced would be more educational.
Since it's just youtube entertainment is more important than being educational, but most of them fail in that regard too.
I think that's unfair. Kurt doesn't strike me as a evil guy who is at risk for doing evil things. His major problem is that he's awkward as hell in a group dynamic.

He's also the smartest one out of all of them. Which probably frustrates him to no end and contributes to that awkwardness.

In hindsight, he probably should have continued with Leonard French and his people. Where he likely would have been fine. Instead of falling in with these degenerate chucklefucks. There's a part of me that feels a bit bad for Kurt.

Just my $0.02. Others here are perfectly free to disagree.
I don't think it's anything as dramatic as active "evil" in his case, but he's shown himself to be depressed and spiteful about his personal life in some of his meltdowns and that's a recipe for disaster when you're trying to be a public figure. Though in a broader sense I believe evil if defined as a propensity for criminality and/or sexual/moral degeneracy is an immanent thing that exists in all humans and anyone can fall to it under the right conditions. In Kurt's case he's in a precarious position with regards to such influences because of his emotional issues and drinking. You could call it a mental breakdown or demonic possession if you think it's outside of his current everyday nature, but these things do happen.
 
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In a few months, people will know about Nick as the "Camelot331 orbiter" and they will call Camelot humble for remembering his roots and appearing in this small streamers shows even after he made it to the big leagues.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
 
In hindsight, he probably should have continued with Leonard French and his people. Where he likely would have been fine. Instead of falling in with these degenerate chucklefucks. There's a part of me that feels a bit bad for Kurt.
French is such a pearl clutching (literal) faggot there is no way that Kurt wasn't going to burn that bridge with a spergout eventually. Lawtube has plenty of issues, but I think the chances of him getting excommunicated over an offhanded comment are way lower.
 
In a few months, people will know about Nick as the "Camelot331 orbiter" and they will call Camelot humble for remembering his roots and appearing in this small streamers shows even after he made it to the big leagues.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
Camelot @ 16 doesn't give a good impression of YT's current offerings.

Edit:
Found this from one of Elissa Clip's videos doing some research. It aged very well, so I will share it with you all:


Quote: "I am fucking tired of criticism, critique, of uncertainty..."

The source clip contains other admissions, red flags and can be found here.
 
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French is such a pearl clutching (literal) faggot there is no way that Kurt wasn't going to burn that bridge with a spergout eventually. Lawtube has plenty of issues, but I think the chances of him getting excommunicated over an offhanded comment are way lower.
French went super down the shitter when he abandoned everything (including his precious dogs that he had a gofundme for) in the US to marry a frumpy german teacher (who was a fan of his)half his age in Luxembourg.
 
I just don't think the overlap between the anime community and real crime / law talk community is that large. Once the Vic trial passed, the Venn diagram circles barely overlap.
You're probably right but, where such overlap does occur, I think the weebs would find more comfort with LV now. Nick picked up a lot of weebs, so some of them might have developed an interest in law via the Vic saga. Won't say all, or even most. Just some.

On the flip side, if you want an actual entertaining show, by somebody who doesn't like weebs, MATI is great. Lol.

Bottom line: I can't really recommend Rekieta for anybody anymore.
 
In a few months, people will know about Nick as the "Camelot331 orbiter" and they will call Camelot humble for remembering his roots and appearing in this small streamers shows even after he made it to the big leagues.
It turns out that running a softcore gay porn camshow is a good way to get donations for your youtube channel.
French went super down the shitter when he abandoned everything (including his precious dogs that he had a gofundme for) in the US to marry a frumpy german teacher (who was a fan of his)half his age in Luxembourg.
Leonard French is a woke libtard fag who was friends with Kurt (because they sang together in some chorus in Pennsylvania) when it was socially acceptable to have friends across the aisle. At this point, even without Kurt being an autist and a sperg, there's no way they would have continued their friendship.
 
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In a few months, people will know about Nick as the "Camelot331 orbiter" and they will call Camelot humble for remembering his roots and appearing in this small streamers shows even after he made it to the big leagues.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...

Ok now we need a Deepfake of Nick singing Komm Susser Todd.
 
For shitz n gigz, I just tuned into the live coverage. Nick looks bored as sin, he's not saying anything and it's boring as fuck.

He clearly looks like he would rather be hammering mid whiskey, shirtless, thirsting over leather tits.
Nick's ego got so warped that he thought people watched the trail streams because of him and not the mst3k format. The Depp trail only improved after the legalbytes BS and Nick getting panels again. His lack of knowledge means he can't provide what Baker does and he is far too dependent on others to create content for him now.
 
Nick's ego got so warped that he thought people watched the trail streams because of him and not the mst3k format. The Depp trail only improved after the legalbytes BS and Nick getting panels again. His lack of knowledge means he can't provide what Baker does and he is far too dependent on others to create content for him now.
I really only watched the Kenosha kid trial. Nick is painfully boring but I do enjoy his chats with null and even Jim back in the day.
 
In a few months, people will know about Nick as the "Camelot331 orbiter" and they will call Camelot humble for remembering his roots and appearing in this small streamers shows even after he made it to the big leagues.

It all returns to nothing, it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down...
How long before Camelot starts flagging Nick's videos for using clips of him?
 
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