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I wonder if the comments are getting to her. Or if she's been accused of "not being a real Muslim" again.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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That reads a lot more like a Bali sock than a Chantal sock, tbh. Bali's been positively seething since JB hit 10k subs.
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Does the Quran say anything about openly swindling people?
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Chantal's delusion isn't news, but it's hilarious how she things the only reason she's immune from the male gaze is because of her modest garb. News to her, but no one wants to fuck her unless they stunted losers like Peetz or migrants like Nader and Syrian Peetz
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I’m sure it’s totally fine, if not encouraged, to swindle infidels.
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Yeah, it was actually a serious question though, not a feel good haha dirty foreigners one.
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New Video
Thursday July 27, 2023
MOST COMMON QUESTIONS ABOUT HIJAB ANSWERED
Hijabi questions answered!
TRUST ME GOISE… she’s heard them ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Kuwait time: 11:00 pm
Current temp: 38°C / 100°F
High temp: 45° / 112°F
Recap is complete.
Thursday July 27, 2023
MOST COMMON QUESTIONS ABOUT HIJAB ANSWERED
Hijabi questions answered!
TRUST ME GOISE… she’s heard them ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Current Kuwait time: 11:00 pm
Current temp: 38°C / 100°F
High temp: 45° / 112°F
Recap is complete.
•Hi goize, Assalamu alaiakum…
•<insert cheesy Cameo plug stolen from Nickocado Avocado>
•She’s again in the long, slow-blinks/gravely-voice mode. It’s her absolute worst persona.
•This is actually a recorded videoooh that I’ve been thinking of doing for a whilllle… though I feel like I have seriously fallen off track with my faith lately…
•Wait, what? What does your “faith” have to do with your “job?” I’m a heathen but I still make it to work every day.
•…and haven’t been focusing on what’s imm-por-tenttt in my faith, my religion, my life, everything. So… I am getting bahck on trahck with a lot of things, and one of those things is wanting to put out more content regarding my “reversion” to Islam. I’m gonna do different videos on you know why I consider myself a “revert” uhm, why I chose Islam and so on and so forth.
•Today I’m gonna talk aboot the hee-JOBB and why I choose to dress the way I dress. And.. different questions I see very frequently. So I thought I would just answer the most-common ones here, regarding Muslim dress, for women.
•I can do a video with Salad on Muslim dress for men in the future as well.
•<History of Chantal and Salad>
•Had a sensation of calm, and closeness to god when she first put on the hee-JOBB.
•Q: WHY WEAR THE HEE-JOBB?
•C: There are a few reasons:
•Thaht it’s an outlined requirement in the Quran - it’s a form of obedience to Allah it’s also a representation of my devotion to Allah. Not oppressive. In some countries it’s required by law.
•It’s used as a devotion and expression.
•Here Gunt starts panting and gasping for air. Cause, you know… talking = Cardio.
•It’s actually very empowering for me to be modest…
•Modesty is also a lovely excuse to wear a circus tent over SCUBA gear while exponentially expanding one’s circumference. At this point, the circus is bigger than the tent, so somethin’s gotta give. Eventually. Right?
•…and respect my boddee and also it gives me a sense of calm…
•Is “calm” one of the emotions a “human” body experiences as it cooks from the inside out and the outside in? Asking for a friend.
•Ayee have a pahst where I was the opposite of how I dress now. You know I used to dress very revealing and very… just very different. I was a non-hee-JOBEE and I’m from Canada by the way. I am a WeStErNeR from Canada and I just dressed you know, just very um, very different… so but um you know, God is all merciful and forgiving so I am on a spiritual journey - I’m not perfect YET…
•<pause for laughter>
•…and a lot of the changes have been very difficult for me. Expeshully uhm, a lot of personality and behavior changes.
•But that’s another topic for another video.
•So that ties into, is the hee-JOBB a choice?
•Yes it’s a choice for most Muslim women.
•Everyone has free choice and whether they choose to wear the hee-JOBB is between them and Allah.
Q: DID YOUR HUSBAND SALAH DEMAND THAT YOU WEAR THE HEE-JOBB?
C: Actually, he didn’ttt uhm ever ask me to, I made the decision to go and try it first when I started becoming interested in Islam, when I met him. And I will say though it - he does prefer that I wear it, especially as a Muslim woman now… but he never forced me or anything like thaht. I was a non-hee-JOBBEE when I met him, but um his preference is for me to wear one and actually that’s fine because it’s my preference as well.
Q: DO YOU WEAR THE HEE-JOBB FOR YOUR MAN OR FOR GOD?
C: I 100% wear the hee-JOBB for god it is a commandment by god so that is why I wear it.
Q: HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO START WEARING THE HEE-JOBB?
C: You can wear the hee-JOBB at any age, but it becomes a requirement whenever <sic> a woman hits puberty.
•Oh my god you goize, she said “PUBERTY!”
•…and the reason thaht Allah commanded women to wear it, was for their own protection; to keep, uhm… especially when you hit puberty to protect your body, to protect your person from…uhm the eyes of other males.
•Bitch the only eyes that need to be protected are those belonging to the entire population of Kuwait minus yourself. You can try extra super duper hard to convince yourself that your costume makes you invisible. You’re the size of a 7-Eleven now. You eclipse the sun. You aren’t hiding from anyone.
•And you know what? It actually works…
•<pause for laughter2>
•…because I’m you know if you look at um a woman who is dressed more you know openly uh with you know, cleavage and everything hanging out, of course that’s gonna get more eyes than, you know, if you’re covering your “beauty.”
•<pause for laughter3>
•She’s trolling right? I feel like this is comedy dinner theater, or improv.
Q: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE WEARING THAT IN THE HEAT (et al)
C: Muslim women suffer in the heat <2+ jump cuts> but they will be greatly rewarded in the afterlife for their sacrifice.
Q: WHO CAN SEE YOUR HAIR WITHOUT THE HEE-JOBB?
Before I get to this part, I saw some of it in FFG’s stream and fuck if I’m going to even listen to it again. Essentially, Chins has created a virtual family tree including everyone on earth and she lists whether each one is worthy or unworthy of seeing her hair. It’s about what you would imagine. Horrible.
C: People who it’s not hatthaghmm for them to see my hair.
•No fucking shit, Dr deGrasse Tyson. The questioner wants to know who in your fami.. you know what nevermind.
•FFW
•Oh my god this is stunningly mind-numbing.
•…I heard a snippet as I was FFW, she said “…if <insert random relative>’s not there I can just style my hair and go without a hee-JOBB.” She has enough hair to “STYLE” YOU GOIZE! So shut up, fuckers. (pics or it didn’t happen.)
•LORD HAVE MERCY she actually inserted a VO-to CORRECT one of the family tree-jobb situation. What is she. halp.
•It’s a part of me now! I know a lot of people think that I’m just going through a phase and part of me is torn on that belief because part of me feels like I understand because I go through so many different phases and I change my mind like the weather, you know? On a lot of things. But when it comes to my belief in god, that won’t change and you know even though I’m still working on being a better Muslim you know controlling my anger and back-biting and you know, language a lot of the time, and things that are just really challenging for me to change doesn’t mean that I’m not sincere in my love for my creator and I owe my life, you know? What can I say?
•Um so but then there’s another part of me that just finds it very, you know, disrespectful to uhm kind of just trivialize someone’s decision to take that step in life and you know well ‘…just take the hee-JOBB off, it’s so hot oout’ and it’s like I, heh.. I’m like ‘no I’m not gonna do that. I’m wearing it for a very specific reason.’ And that doesn’t change just because the weather does.
•SO! That being said, I hope that answered some of your questions feel free to leave any more in the comments below and I will try to answer them as much as I can. And yeah… I really hoped this helped. Yeah more videos to come. Alright goize thanks for watching and listening to me take care, Boye…
•<insert cheesy Cameo plug stolen from Nickocado Avocado>
•She’s again in the long, slow-blinks/gravely-voice mode. It’s her absolute worst persona.
•This is actually a recorded videoooh that I’ve been thinking of doing for a whilllle… though I feel like I have seriously fallen off track with my faith lately…
•Wait, what? What does your “faith” have to do with your “job?” I’m a heathen but I still make it to work every day.
•…and haven’t been focusing on what’s imm-por-tenttt in my faith, my religion, my life, everything. So… I am getting bahck on trahck with a lot of things, and one of those things is wanting to put out more content regarding my “reversion” to Islam. I’m gonna do different videos on you know why I consider myself a “revert” uhm, why I chose Islam and so on and so forth.
•Today I’m gonna talk aboot the hee-JOBB and why I choose to dress the way I dress. And.. different questions I see very frequently. So I thought I would just answer the most-common ones here, regarding Muslim dress, for women.
•I can do a video with Salad on Muslim dress for men in the future as well.
•<History of Chantal and Salad>
•Had a sensation of calm, and closeness to god when she first put on the hee-JOBB.
•Q: WHY WEAR THE HEE-JOBB?
•C: There are a few reasons:
•Thaht it’s an outlined requirement in the Quran - it’s a form of obedience to Allah it’s also a representation of my devotion to Allah. Not oppressive. In some countries it’s required by law.
•It’s used as a devotion and expression.
•Here Gunt starts panting and gasping for air. Cause, you know… talking = Cardio.
•It’s actually very empowering for me to be modest…
•Modesty is also a lovely excuse to wear a circus tent over SCUBA gear while exponentially expanding one’s circumference. At this point, the circus is bigger than the tent, so somethin’s gotta give. Eventually. Right?
•…and respect my boddee and also it gives me a sense of calm…
•Is “calm” one of the emotions a “human” body experiences as it cooks from the inside out and the outside in? Asking for a friend.
•Ayee have a pahst where I was the opposite of how I dress now. You know I used to dress very revealing and very… just very different. I was a non-hee-JOBEE and I’m from Canada by the way. I am a WeStErNeR from Canada and I just dressed you know, just very um, very different… so but um you know, God is all merciful and forgiving so I am on a spiritual journey - I’m not perfect YET…
•<pause for laughter>
•…and a lot of the changes have been very difficult for me. Expeshully uhm, a lot of personality and behavior changes.
•But that’s another topic for another video.
•So that ties into, is the hee-JOBB a choice?
•Yes it’s a choice for most Muslim women.
•Everyone has free choice and whether they choose to wear the hee-JOBB is between them and Allah.
Q: DID YOUR HUSBAND SALAH DEMAND THAT YOU WEAR THE HEE-JOBB?
C: Actually, he didn’ttt uhm ever ask me to, I made the decision to go and try it first when I started becoming interested in Islam, when I met him. And I will say though it - he does prefer that I wear it, especially as a Muslim woman now… but he never forced me or anything like thaht. I was a non-hee-JOBBEE when I met him, but um his preference is for me to wear one and actually that’s fine because it’s my preference as well.
Q: DO YOU WEAR THE HEE-JOBB FOR YOUR MAN OR FOR GOD?
C: I 100% wear the hee-JOBB for god it is a commandment by god so that is why I wear it.
Q: HOW OLD DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO START WEARING THE HEE-JOBB?
C: You can wear the hee-JOBB at any age, but it becomes a requirement whenever <sic> a woman hits puberty.
•Oh my god you goize, she said “PUBERTY!”
•…and the reason thaht Allah commanded women to wear it, was for their own protection; to keep, uhm… especially when you hit puberty to protect your body, to protect your person from…uhm the eyes of other males.
•Bitch the only eyes that need to be protected are those belonging to the entire population of Kuwait minus yourself. You can try extra super duper hard to convince yourself that your costume makes you invisible. You’re the size of a 7-Eleven now. You eclipse the sun. You aren’t hiding from anyone.
•And you know what? It actually works…
•<pause for laughter2>
•…because I’m you know if you look at um a woman who is dressed more you know openly uh with you know, cleavage and everything hanging out, of course that’s gonna get more eyes than, you know, if you’re covering your “beauty.”
•<pause for laughter3>
•She’s trolling right? I feel like this is comedy dinner theater, or improv.
Q: I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE WEARING THAT IN THE HEAT (et al)
C: Muslim women suffer in the heat <2+ jump cuts> but they will be greatly rewarded in the afterlife for their sacrifice.
Q: WHO CAN SEE YOUR HAIR WITHOUT THE HEE-JOBB?
Before I get to this part, I saw some of it in FFG’s stream and fuck if I’m going to even listen to it again. Essentially, Chins has created a virtual family tree including everyone on earth and she lists whether each one is worthy or unworthy of seeing her hair. It’s about what you would imagine. Horrible.
C: People who it’s not hatthaghmm for them to see my hair.
•No fucking shit, Dr deGrasse Tyson. The questioner wants to know who in your fami.. you know what nevermind.
•FFW
•Oh my god this is stunningly mind-numbing.
•…I heard a snippet as I was FFW, she said “…if <insert random relative>’s not there I can just style my hair and go without a hee-JOBB.” She has enough hair to “STYLE” YOU GOIZE! So shut up, fuckers. (pics or it didn’t happen.)
•LORD HAVE MERCY she actually inserted a VO-to CORRECT one of the family tree-jobb situation. What is she. halp.
•It’s a part of me now! I know a lot of people think that I’m just going through a phase and part of me is torn on that belief because part of me feels like I understand because I go through so many different phases and I change my mind like the weather, you know? On a lot of things. But when it comes to my belief in god, that won’t change and you know even though I’m still working on being a better Muslim you know controlling my anger and back-biting and you know, language a lot of the time, and things that are just really challenging for me to change doesn’t mean that I’m not sincere in my love for my creator and I owe my life, you know? What can I say?
•Um so but then there’s another part of me that just finds it very, you know, disrespectful to uhm kind of just trivialize someone’s decision to take that step in life and you know well ‘…just take the hee-JOBB off, it’s so hot oout’ and it’s like I, heh.. I’m like ‘no I’m not gonna do that. I’m wearing it for a very specific reason.’ And that doesn’t change just because the weather does.
•SO! That being said, I hope that answered some of your questions feel free to leave any more in the comments below and I will try to answer them as much as I can. And yeah… I really hoped this helped. Yeah more videos to come. Alright goize thanks for watching and listening to me take care, Boye…
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Thank Allah we have the Ayatollah Lomeini here to tell us all about the faith and how we're missing out
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Sure, ya fat heifer. Was it a sacrifice to do before you became a Mooslim and "married" your smelly chemical dealer?
She's been covering her head and chins for years now. However, ol' Fatso found a solution to her bald potato head and mulit-chin conundrum and bought herself inbred husband to boot! What a sacrifice!
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When she calls herself a hijabi trying to be uWu and shit. Is so fucking cringe considering she is 12 times the mass of Aisha.
I loved the question about age - "what age do you need to wear it." her answer "Any but after puberty." Might want to read that 1 page a day Quran because Aisha gets raped A LOT and she's 6. So hijab rules is like muslim age of consent, anything goes except if you are a deathfat or like 30.
I loved the question about age - "what age do you need to wear it." her answer "Any but after puberty." Might want to read that 1 page a day Quran because Aisha gets raped A LOT and she's 6. So hijab rules is like muslim age of consent, anything goes except if you are a deathfat or like 30.
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Not only is this a violation, it’s a violation on two counts (liquid and chemicals).
Chantal’s husband has hurt his own business.
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Are we sure? Chantal is talking about returning to Canada. Perhaps, she will start the Canadian branch of her husband’s company. She could do the same thing as Salah, namely ordering the base ingredients from China and mixing them in Cornwall, for resale in all Dollarama and Dollar General.
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My favorite sentence from her hijabi video?
“I’m not perfect-yet.” Said with full confidence that she will be.
I think she believes her spew but we all know she found the perfect way to cover her embarrassing chins, face fat and balding pate. She felt instantly protected when she did it because she realized it accomplished all those goals and made her look pious.
She said Salah never made her wear it but prefers when she does. I can understand why-the less anybody sees, the better.
She was also explaining who is allowed to see her without it, but got it wrong and had to do a voiceover correction. So Islam, much understanding.
She dreams about her hijab flying off and exposing her. I don’t think anybody has to be a psychologist to figure this dream out.
She’s lying about having hair in a video about her religion. She may have some, but less than she did in Canada. It doesn’t grow back if you put some oil on it, especially when you lie about said oil and/or never wash it off.
She also admitted to wearing her hijab in the gym because she never knows when the paps are going to jump out and snap a picture and show it to all those haram beezers. One might think she is jealous of all the Arabian women and their long, thick locks, but no, it’s just that she’s too famous to risk it. Why, we’ve all seen the candid photos of her are all over the internet and on the cover of Mirror, who can blame her?
It’s been 10 months since she first came into contact with Salah, is that right? It hasn’t been a year yet? Seems like a decade she’s been wearing that thing.
You can purchase scented bed linen spray that is the same thing for 6.00 on Amazon with free shipping. But I guess there are collectors of Crayola Model Magic Situation type deals so you know we’ll be seeing some idiots bragging about it and insisting it stinks. Just like the cameos, it’ll puff her up, thinking she’s famous, or make her mad that somebody expects a refund for a product that didn’t arrive. We win either way.
“I’m not perfect-yet.” Said with full confidence that she will be.
I think she believes her spew but we all know she found the perfect way to cover her embarrassing chins, face fat and balding pate. She felt instantly protected when she did it because she realized it accomplished all those goals and made her look pious.
She said Salah never made her wear it but prefers when she does. I can understand why-the less anybody sees, the better.
She was also explaining who is allowed to see her without it, but got it wrong and had to do a voiceover correction. So Islam, much understanding.
She dreams about her hijab flying off and exposing her. I don’t think anybody has to be a psychologist to figure this dream out.
She’s lying about having hair in a video about her religion. She may have some, but less than she did in Canada. It doesn’t grow back if you put some oil on it, especially when you lie about said oil and/or never wash it off.
She also admitted to wearing her hijab in the gym because she never knows when the paps are going to jump out and snap a picture and show it to all those haram beezers. One might think she is jealous of all the Arabian women and their long, thick locks, but no, it’s just that she’s too famous to risk it. Why, we’ve all seen the candid photos of her are all over the internet and on the cover of Mirror, who can blame her?
It’s been 10 months since she first came into contact with Salah, is that right? It hasn’t been a year yet? Seems like a decade she’s been wearing that thing.
You can purchase scented bed linen spray that is the same thing for 6.00 on Amazon with free shipping. But I guess there are collectors of Crayola Model Magic Situation type deals so you know we’ll be seeing some idiots bragging about it and insisting it stinks. Just like the cameos, it’ll puff her up, thinking she’s famous, or make her mad that somebody expects a refund for a product that didn’t arrive. We win either way.
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Maybe Chantal could ask FFG what shipping service she received her Beezer spray by?
Interesting post from The Reddit
Edit to add in link to Reddit post re drop shipping ready mixed and labelled ‘scents’ from China. Those bottles look familiar!
Interesting post from The Reddit
Edit to add in link to Reddit post re drop shipping ready mixed and labelled ‘scents’ from China. Those bottles look familiar!
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Why indeed
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Really? Chantal...who couldn't be bothered to ship a single bag of coffee to her most favorite beezer who won her only giveaway?
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I enjoyed when she dug into her atheroma riddled brain, painfully and slowly outlining each person in her family tree in order to tell us if they could see her crusty, greasy friar tuck hairstyle or not. Totally not playing for time to make the video long enough for mid-rolls.
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Just watched FFG's video on our pious pig and this comment caught my attention. Some have speculated she may be travelling to Florida for a family event. After hearing her rattle off approved family members that can see her luscious friar tuck locks, it occurred to me maybe she's traveling for racist grandpa's birthday (might be a big milestone like 70 or 80).
Came across this on Xwitter while I was looking for the image above. Looks like it's definite yes, the pig on the move soon.
Also found this gem.
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Not very surprising, deathfats love magical thinking. It's much easier to believe in fictional magical benefits than actually having to work hard which is why Chantal and 99% of every other deathfat gives up after 1 day of dieting or going to the gym and it didn't magically cure their lifetime of gluttony. I guarantee if a pill was formulized tomorrow that made you instantly drop all weight and keep it off forever, all of these fat bitches who "have no problems being fat and love their bodies and themselves" would be first in line for that. For Chintal the benefit of covering up her multiple chins and grotesque pulsating head-rolls is worth the heat, which at 400+lbs is going to be a nightmare anyway. The only dunecoon nonsense she covets is phallic.
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Are we forgetting that this heffer cannot even be bothered to wipe her own arse ? .
What you are talking about is manual labour, the only manual labour she does is lifting a fork to her face, or hands to her gob , ( refer back to the arse wiping )
