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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
To be fair, Rittenhouse was a watershed moment for Nick's channel and where he had his apotheosis/acclamation to Law Pope status. It was the beginning of the end.
A trial and panel like that will not see light for decades.
If Nick lets this get to discovery before settling, his brain is even more damaged than I thought.
I’m not comfortable immediately concluding that Nick being beyond fucked up is the reason he keeps throwing good money after bad. But I also can’t see any scenario in which it makes sense for him to keep doing so. Literally: What the fuck?
Has anyone ever asked him this on his Locals chat or during a stream?
People have asked, but he has some rehearsed line he trundles out, and the simps come in and attack the questioner for him ifhe starts to feel bad for all of 2 seconds.
The most honest he got was 1 or 2 shows after hsi 2 week hiatus where he said he realised people were right about his channel, but they gave him critiques 'like a faggot' so he was never going to listen. We just need to try to understand what it is like for a creator. They just have to figure stuff out for themselves. Even when you are right, you are STILL wrong if you criticise him.
Even though Nick is a lolcow, I wouldn’t wish drug or alcohol problems on anyone. Aside from the toll it takes on a person, what it does to their kids is just tragic.
I’m sure Nick compares himself to other degenerates he knows and tells himself that because they appear to be in deeper than he is, he doesn’t have an issue. That might be why he continues to keep Dax as a butt buddy even though Dax is a dedicated pedo shielder and overall skank. Either way, it’s a tragically textbook way to fuck up what could have been a nice family.
2019 IIRC, when he first got big on Youtube exposing some shady bullshit Gamestop was doing (since he was a store manager there and knew people who were dealing with Gamestop's shit). IIRC he was threatened with a lawsuit or got a C&D and went on Nick's show to talk about his experience dealing with them. Obviously he couldn't milk Gamestop forever so he switched to being a coom channel about all the Alabama trailer park chicks he regularly scores on Tinder and by 2020 that became the bulk of his appearances. Like Drexel, he claims to understand how women function.
I have zero idea what the appeal is behind watching a random middle-aged hick drinking "fightmilk" while going on about his sexual exploits with trailer trash. But Nick likes him, seemingly enough to have gay sex with him or let him fuck Lady Ours or whatever they were doing in the Vegas hotel room.
It honestly astonishes me that Camelot doesn’t have his own thread yet, but here we are.
Cody Dennison appears to have started rough 6 years ago on youtube in a channel titled “Dark Reverie” around the same time he created his Camelot331 youtube channel with his current earliest available video as a cover of the weabshit initial D/meme cover of running in the 90’s. This musical theme appears to have been the channels only purpose for about 2 years, until his breakthrough video of “Man Works At GameStop 11 Years Tells All” takes the sperg corner of the internet by “storm” [read gentle breeze]
This new found fame of 1 million views propelled his trailer-twink status into the mainstream, causing a pick up by Rekeita, who at the time appeared to be concealing his cock-thirst. His first appearance with Rackets seems to have been during Camelot221 joins to Talk Lawsuits and GAMESTOP (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZrutDWRQ30) back when Cody bothered to shave and Rackets had dignity.
This was around the time that Camelot was issued a C&D by gamestop.
At some point during this time Camelot had and then separated from a fiancé (who I believe was prior to the BPD weabbait pictured here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20oC4j1zBEg ) [this may need to be changed later, as I’m running on memory of badger being a roommate]
Camelot proceeds to post his gamestop shenanigans which may or may not be real, then has a breakdown where he cries about not having friends on youtube, causing a Nick hiatus of sorts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekz7jrCmZxg
He proceeds, over the following years, to basically get over it and treat women as holes with his new found discovery of tinder and trailer parks. His first few appearances on flashcast consist mainly of “I have a small dick” jokes and slowly build into “I’m only eating rice and chicken” to reach his obviously PEAK PHYSICAL PERFECTION. (good luck sorting through the drug and alcohol ridden nonsense of flashcast streams to figure out when this happened)
He then may or may not have fucked both adult rackets in a vegas suite, who even knows, he gives off “I’d stick my dick in anything” vibes which is on par with current rackets.
You know I had a similar idea I wanted to do a photoshop of him as a pilot in a plane with Ethan Ralph as the copilot based off the Tenerife Airport Disaster, but I couldn't find any pictures of the Pilot and Co Pilot together for that in the cockpit. This was before he made amends with Ralph too.
Inspiration comes from the oddest places and it's best to get right to work on it when it does before motivation is lost. Thankfully this was easy to make; Nick's dialogue is just a section from one long rant that I happened to recall, the movie clip matched the length required for the static break, and the "retard" audio was easy to loop. Probably could have done better, but perfectionism can be a killer.
Nick has a lot of issues, but being a FLAGgot isn't one. He's allowed Elisa, Pepsiman and others to do their thing unmolested. He should be shown the same courtesy IMO.
Elissa's channel was "molested" before Nick went on vacation. Nick got the "Do you know Mandy?" video removed and it wasn't restored on Elissa's channel (that I could find) although Elissa has posted Null's MATI coverage of it.
The video was subsequently hosted on other channels though. It depicts Nick lusting after Mandy_K in a way that implies that Kayla's involvement (and no one would have to know).
Nick got the "Do you know Mandy?" video removed and it wasn't restored on Elissa's channel (that I could find) although Elissa has posted Null's MATI coverage of it.
He should have been ashamed enough after that incident to check into rehab. What kind of self-centered POS pervs over a woman like that online when he’s got five kids? Why did he and Kayla even have kids if their real passion is being wasted and fucking whoever wanders in the room?
I’m pretty convinced now that Nick and Kayla have had group sex with Dax and Marie Valenzuela. Fucking gross.
Reading the YouTube comments while listening to the video. Very supportive of Nick. Though the outright hypocrisy came later (Nick's GSG, Pippa, etc.), the number of contradictions inherent in this rant in isolation is... actually quite amusing. Lots of repetition in the video, but here are a few contrasting perspectives from Nick when placed next to each other:
"I wish Legalbytes nothing but success, I really do, AND FIST YOURSELF YOU FUCKING IDIOT! FAIL!"
"If you can't handle people talking bad about you, get off the internet, and if you say bad things about me and call me a bully I WILL BECOME A MONSTER AND ASS-RAPE YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME FOR IT! I WAS THE WHORE ALL ALONG!"
"Legalbytes was just in the right place at the right time, and I will give anyone the key to the throne that I built by just happening to have ridden a wave." (totally different lol)
"I don't understand how any of this works, AND IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING BUSINESS BY NOW I HATE YOU! FUCK YOU!"
"I have no reputation to protect, AND IF YOU COME AT ME PUBLICLY I WILL DESTROY YOU! I WILL RUIN ANYTHING!"
Nick saying that he doesn't lie and has no shame is funny, as is Nick's understanding of how easy it is to make it on YouTube considering his alternating stance of it being so hard/easy/earned/luck in lieu of saying anything meaningful.
Nick's three rules for success are funny considering where he is now: never ask for money, show up all the time, and be honest with who you are because people are watching for you, and nothing else. Yes, yes, become the content... what could go wrong?
Watching Andrew "when men cheat it's just masturbation" Branca struggle to find the right words to suck up to Nick while trying to remember to look happy and engaged was funny too. Maybe if Nick's wife was on Branca would perk up and hit on her in front of her husband some more.
Click @Chibitzen 's link in the above post or watch the archive below if interested (approx. 22 minutes).
To be fair, Rittenhouse was a watershed moment for Nick's channel and where he had his apotheosis/acclamation to Law Pope status. It was the beginning of the end.
A trial and panel like that will not see light for decades.
For some reason I am inspired to make a 40k lore comparison here: Rekieta became like Horus, the Warmaster charged with the duty to lead the Great Crusade by the God Emperor. He expanded the Imperium (Nick's Channel) during the late days of that conflict at an exponential rate until one day (the worst day of his life) he suffered a great injury and was tempted by the corrupted Word Bearer Erebus (Coomalot or Dax, make your choice) to join the Ruinous Powers and rebel against the God Emperor.
It doesn't perfectly map out because Rackets has always been a weak willed and lazy coomer but fuck it, he likes to larp as a 40k fan so why not.
Though the outright hypocrisy came later (Nick's GSG, Pippa, etc.), the number of contradictions inherent in this rant in isolation is... actually quite amusing. Lots of repetition in the video, but here are a few contrasting perspectives from Nick when placed next to each other:
E-fame is one hell of a drug. I was trying to find another instance of something I'd heard that was very similar. Thank you for uploading that clip because I'd tried but I could never get it to push through once it finished it's little percentage thingy. It's like Null's server /Documents folder was full or something.
Nick's very skilled at openly admitting tons of secret plots if one doesn't just accept his narcissistic way of speaking using "comedy words" at face value. I just haven't had time to go through the full feeds because it takes a bit of time to check through Rumble with its terribly horrendous time tracking. It's still fun, though.
Elissa's channel was "molested" before Nick went on vacation. Nick got the "Do you know Mandy?" video removed and it wasn't restored on Elissa's channel (that I could find) although Elissa has posted Null's MATI coverage of it.
Elissa, simply put, should stop obeying his orders and letting him intimidate her. Technically it is "not flagging", but if he's going to be that pathetic about it, at least make him flag the video.
2019 IIRC, when he first got big on Youtube exposing some shady bullshit Gamestop was doing (since he was a store manager there and knew people who were dealing with Gamestop's shit). IIRC he was threatened with a lawsuit or got a C&D and went on Nick's show to talk about his experience dealing with them. Obviously he couldn't milk Gamestop forever so he switched to being a coom channel about all the Alabama trailer park chicks he regularly scores on Tinder and by 2020 that became the bulk of his appearances. Like Drexel, he claims to understand how women function.
I have zero idea what the appeal is behind watching a random middle-aged hick drinking "fightmilk" while going on about his sexual exploits with trailer trash. But Nick likes him, seemingly enough to have gay sex with him or let him fuck Lady Ours or whatever they were doing in the Vegas hotel room.
I think the two started streaming together a lot in the fall/winter of 2022 when Nick came out as a coomer. I am not familiar with COOM-A-LOT's backstory because I am neither a homosexual or a leathery wine mom.
Camelot did not start appearing regularly until the last weeks of 2022 when Rekieta unveiled the Friday debauchery streams. This was part of Nick's concerted effort to pivot away from law content. While Camelot has missed a couple of the Friday streams, he has to have been the most frequent guest; he's on almost every week.
Considering I had well and truly stopped watching Nick by the time he got banned by Youtube, I had been wondering if Coomalot appearing regularly was a symptom or a cause of the degeneracy. It's clearly a symptom.
We'll see how long that lasts.
He's completely pissed and lashes out at clippers because they clip his gross cooming garbage. Elissa has been thinking about deleting her channel because of it.
If Nick lets this get to discovery before settling, his brain is even more damaged than I thought.
I’m not comfortable immediately concluding that Nick being beyond fucked up is the reason he keeps throwing good money after bad. But I also can’t see any scenario in which it makes sense for him to keep doing so. Literally: What the fuck?
Has anyone ever asked him this on his Locals chat or during a stream?
I've not seen him address this after the failure of Randazza's SLAPP stratagem, but I've seen him address the whole issue of why it would be wrong to settle -- I think largely in response to it being discussed here on Kiwifarms.
His arguments tended to boil down to just two:
First: muh freeze peach. Everybody knows I've got a constitutionally protected right to call Mr Mont. E. Graph a paedophile , because I'm not a lawyer, I'm a comedian. So even though I, as a lawyer, in front of a panel of lawyers, said 'you literally suck little boys dicks', I didn't mean it literally.
Second: if I settled with Monty, there'd be a flood of people coming after me looking for a payday.
I think both of his arguments are shit. It's really fucking hard to get anywhere with a defamation claim in the USA precisely BECAUSE of those free speech rights, BUT (and it's a big BUT) if you've got a claim that reaches that bar, you need to try and settle -- and settle the damn thing quickly.
The fact that Nick didn't recognize any of this right from the start is a clue that that he never had any 'boots on the ground' practice of law. If Schneider had been acting for Nick, rather than Monty, he'd be vigorously urging him to settle. I imagine Randazza is going through a similat process with Rekieta as we speak.
Here he is, thinking about how he's going to tell his audience WHY he eventually settled when he insisted that he'd never, ever do such a thing.
Edit: Ah, I see that @John Andrews Stan is making the same point in respect of Nick's expression.
But I thought he was totally proud of the "new me." Guess not. He wants to publicly jerk off to his own degeneracy but not be called on it. Sort of like a troon.
We'll see how long that lasts.
He's completely pissed and lashes out at clippers because they clip his gross cooming garbage. Elissa has been thinking about deleting her channel because of it.
Inspiration comes from the oddest places and it's best to get right to work on it when it does before motivation is lost. Thankfully this was easy to make; Nick's dialogue is just a section from one long rant that I happened to recall, the movie clip matched the length required for the static break, and the "retard" audio was easy to loop. Probably could have done better, but perfectionism can be a killer.
Elissa's channel was "molested" before Nick went on vacation. Nick got the "Do you know Mandy?" video removed and it wasn't restored on Elissa's channel (that I could find) although Elissa has posted Null's MATI coverage of it.
The video was subsequently hosted on other channels though. It depicts Nick lusting after Mandy_K in a way that implies that Kayla's involvement (and no one would have to know).
Thank you for sharing this footage. What’s become clear to me is that there is nobody in Nick’s life who’s told him yet that he’s lost his fucking mind. If Drexel is really his “best friend,” it makes sense he wouldn’t try to set Nick straight when he’s personally benefiting from his breakdown. But that’s not a good friend.
Who else does he have — Dax? No comment necessary. Kayla? She seems absolutely nuts herself.
Say a prayer for those five kids. They deserve sober, present parents who don’t do degenerate shit and then share it all on the internet. (I have to wonder if Nick’s parents are aware of how he’s been acting out online and soiling the family name.)
