Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[AssignedEva]

Everyone who can't make it through 4 hours of this shit Listen from 1 hour, 47 minutes. Listen for three minutes. Enjoy.

I'd skimmed parts of it but never heard that bit.

What I can't get over is just how... fragile it is? Like a rational person in this situation* would go "Oh, I didn't get to come out the way I wanted to, and I'm really frustrated. That sucks. Oh well, same difference" and they wouldn't have a nervous breakdown over the fact they didn't get to come out the way they wanted to and that was taken away from them and they can never get it back. Also, this is coming out to coworkers! Most of these people are just turning up for a paycheque and when you change jobs you'll likely never see most of them again. What's the big deal?** How empty is your life that your devastated that coming out to Sandra from Accounts wasn't picture perfect?

The language is similar to when the terminally online trans people bang on about not getting to do [stereotypical thing from gendered childhood], like "I never got to have a sleepover with other girls" or "I never got to roughhouse in the boys' locker room". Loads of people didn't have that. I had a bit of a shitty childhood*** but I don't mope around thinking "I never got to have the childhood I wanted, and I'll never get that back, and I'll always have that void where a happy childhood would have been. That was robbed from me.". I think "well, that's a shame, but nothing I can do about it now, and I've grown from the experience". I certainly don't try and re-enact my childhood via "little space" or whatever.****

I think the thing unifying both of those is that - even if you'd gotten what you think you wanted, it still wouldn't have worked out how you think. One of those twitter troons, magically transported back and made into an adolescent girl - well I bet she'd have been an awkward one who was excluded from parties or picked on by other girls, or otherwise just had a very medicore time of it as opposed to having pillow fights in lingerie. Likewise this guy - if his coming out had been on "his terms" - well, I think he'd probably have just dealt with his colleagues going "uh ok thanks for letting us know, anyway we've got some deadlines to do so ttyl"
*I am aware a rational person would not find themselves in this situation
**I am aware that "what's the big deal" would also apply to e.g. "my corporate profile picture is going to take a few months to update"
***Hence why I post on KiwiFarms
****I appreciate a lot of them doing that are really covering up their noncery

Seems to me kids have a good handle in gender until the schools try to fuck them up these days.

It's just kids being kids and not having a filter. While some kids are getting very confused there's a child in my life who was on the knife edge for a little bit about being trans, the majority of them are probably just learning "this woman feels like she's a man so to be polite we'll agree with 'him' and play along". Little'uns don't get that and so blurt out exactly what they're thinking (especially at a summer camp where there's no parent to hurridly hush them).

 

[River possum]

Everyone who can't make it through 4 hours of this shit Listen from 1 hour, 47 minutes. Listen for three minutes. Enjoy.

I don't know if anyone remembers the Metokur stream about the bohepans but oh my god he reminds me so much of that dude crying about his based grandma. If I remember correctly he ended up becoming a brony at some point.

https://youtu.be/znZA66U4jQA

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

I don't know if anyone remembers the Metokur stream about the bohepans but oh my god he reminds me so much of that dude crying about his based grandma. If I remember correctly he ended up becoming a brony at some point.

https://youtu.be/znZA66U4jQA

Grambo rapid-firing shots at Bohepans, his mother and his grandfather throughout the car ride, then capping it off with "I know I shouldn't, but I'll buy you a burger." still has me in stitches. The fat bitch crying and quoting Final fucking Fantasy about loneliness, while his two mouthbreather pals try to console him is simply glorious. He did become a brony youtuber, rarely managed to crack triple digit views and the channel is gone now. I miss those times. When speds were all retarded in different ways. Now discord groomers turn all of them into the exact same sex pest deviant.

 

[River possum]

Grambo rapid-firing shots at Bohepans, his mother and his grandfather throughout the car ride, then capping it off with "I know I shouldn't, but I'll buy you a burger." still has me in stitches. The fat bitch crying and quoting Final fucking Fantasy about loneliness, while his two mouthbreather pals try to console him is simply glorious. He did become a brony youtuber, rarely managed to crack triple digit views and the channel is gone now. I miss those times. When speds were all retarded in different ways. Now discord groomers turn all of them into the exact same sex pest deviant.

The final fantasy shit was so fucking hilarious. I miss those times too bro. And yeah, discord does do that I'd never thought of it that way before. It's a shame. But seriously doesn't that tranny sound like him?

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Notice how these fuckers always seem to maneuver themselves into jobs/vocations where they have access to kids?

 

[Syikeblade]

Troon doesn't like doing men's work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/15bef29/roommate_expects_me_to_resume_gender_roles_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Also this response:
"I think in this situation it might be important to remind her gender roles are bad, period, even if you doing "dude stuff" gives you euphoria, it would be uncool for her to lump these responsibilities on a femme roommate, would it not? If the femme roommate had a serious surgery that greatly improved their health, would she not be more considerate? I think she's probably going to have to experience her own slice of bad roommate in her own time before she really grasps how much of a compromise managing a household is, but while you two are rooming together, do your best to hold her accountable. She's an adult. She can mow the lawn, even if it's bad. She could also ask you to give her a run down, if she never learned, and you do it all the time. A gentle reality check sounds appropriate here."

 

[Power Appreciator]

The shortage. Has this been mentioned here before?


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That priceless moment when you realize your true and honest identity is 100% dependent on the increasingly fragile supply lines of sophisticated pharmaceuticals

 

[Real Mayun]

Troon doesn't like doing men's work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/15bef29/roommate_expects_me_to_resume_gender_roles_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Also this response:
"I think in this situation it might be important to remind her gender roles are bad, period, even if you doing "dude stuff" gives you euphoria, it would be uncool for her to lump these responsibilities on a femme roommate, would it not? If the femme roommate had a serious surgery that greatly improved their health, would she not be more considerate? I think she's probably going to have to experience her own slice of bad roommate in her own time before she really grasps how much of a compromise managing a household is, but while you two are rooming together, do your best to hold her accountable. She's an adult. She can mow the lawn, even if it's bad. She could also ask you to give her a run down, if she never learned, and you do it all the time. A gentle reality check sounds appropriate here."

Troons who insist they're above "men's" work aren't just sexist. Many are also hypocritical. They might be too ladylike to operate a lawn mower or wash the car, but will they vacuum or pick up a microfiber dusting cloth?

Not to mention that many AMAB trans women have stereotypically male interests. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. I have lifted a 300-pound man.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Every. Time. Two of the troons i know IRL call themselves Freya.

Fortunately, Freyr (Freya's male twin, for the two people who don't know, and the one Friday is named after) is a "justifiable" typo if you want to go a bit micro-aggressive.

 

[PetiteFeet]

A gentle reality check sounds appropriate here.

Coming from a troon, that's hilarious.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

Joss Prior inadvertently tells the truth about himself due to forgetting to switch accounts: -

 

[Deke Rivers]

Joss Prior inadvertently tells the truth about himself due to forgetting to switch accounts: -

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Doesn’t seem to end there.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Troon doesn't like doing men's work.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/15bef29/roommate_expects_me_to_resume_gender_roles_after/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Also this response:
"I think in this situation it might be important to remind her gender roles are bad, period, even if you doing "dude stuff" gives you euphoria, it would be uncool for her to lump these responsibilities on a femme roommate, would it not? If the femme roommate had a serious surgery that greatly improved their health, would she not be more considerate? I think she's probably going to have to experience her own slice of bad roommate in her own time before she really grasps how much of a compromise managing a household is, but while you two are rooming together, do your best to hold her accountable. She's an adult. She can mow the lawn, even if it's bad. She could also ask you to give her a run down, if she never learned, and you do it all the time. A gentle reality check sounds appropriate here."

Cry me a river Pooner.
You want to be a man?
Stop fucking whining and act like one.
I broke my fucking collarbone a few years back and mowing the lawn hurt like a bitch.
You know what I didn't do?
Piss and moan and bitch at my wife to do it.
I paid one of the neighborhood kids to do yard work for like a week or so when I seriously couldn't do it and then I gritted my teeth and got on with it even though it was uncomfortable.
Part of being the "man of the house" fucking whining miserable Pooner.
What you want sympathy because you cut your tits off like a lunatic and deliberately disabled yourself?
They want to be men but don't want any of the shit we have to deal with.

Doesn’t seem to end there.

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Schizophrenia.

 

[Monolith]

Not to mention that many AMAB trans women have stereotypically male interests. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. I have lifted a 300-pound man.

And here I thought your psychotic break was over.

 

[Got Milk!]

Not to mention that many AMAB trans women have stereotypically male interests. Ain't nothin' wrong with that. I have lifted a 300-pound man.

So you stood up?

 

[TruffleSpark]

Cry me a river Pooner.
You want to be a man?
Stop fucking whining and act like one.
I broke my fucking collarbone a few years back and mowing the lawn hurt like a bitch.
You know what I didn't do?
Piss and moan and bitch at my wife to do it.
I paid one of the neighborhood kids to do yard work for like a week or so when I seriously couldn't do it and then I gritted my teeth and got on with it even though it was uncomfortable.
Part of being the "man of the house" fucking whining miserable Pooner.
What you want sympathy because you cut your tits off like a lunatic and deliberately disabled yourself?
They want to be men but don't want any of the shit we have to deal with.

they want male privilege but not male responsibility, this is what happens when you overdose on tumblr identity politics and convince yourself the mere act of being a man gives you magic powers

 

[batteredpancakes]

> "Stealth" Tif teaches dance class to very young children
> Going good. Gets called Mister
> Later in the session
> Kids suddenly start referring to her as a girl
> Based little girls all sit around and start debating her gender right in front of her
> One of the little girls goes straight up to her and stares at her crotch
> TiF feels uncomfortable and almost cries
> TiF texts girlfriend after saying she feels violated by an 8 year old
> Still upset days later
> Goes to reddit for advice because she wants approval for wanting to punish a child for upsetting her
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What should I do???

What should I do??

Hi there. I’m a 22 year old ftm dance teacher. This week I was teaching summer intensives, and usually the studio owner is in the building but she was in Disney for Nationals all week. I teach acro and jazz to kids ages 6-10. Most of them had me during the “on” season (September-June). They all know my name is Mr (INSERT NAME). That’s how I was introduced to all of them upon meeting them whether that was during the season or an entire month ago when intensives began.

To get to the point. It was the end of the first class, and there’s two more hours to go until the night is over. All of a sudden some of the kids start calling me a girl and using the wrong pronouns. Basically joking around. I know that they’re little kids and probably didn’t know it was a bit offensive, but it still kind of sucked. One of my longer time students started correcting them and what not. However some of them got into a bit of a debate about my identity. Mind you, we’re stretching on the floor, I’m wearing a pair of loose fitting adidas shorts that end at about the top of my knees. POINT IS. There is nothing visible that shouldn’t be visible, and this one girl who’s probably 7/8 comes up to me and like crouches down and looks right in my crotch area. It was obvious and 100% awkward and uncomfortable. I panic and kind of pull my legs into my chest. If I’m not mistaken I think she was trying to see if I had male anatomy. Some of the kids asked her what she was looking at or looking for and she was like oh nothing/nevermind…I do not have male anatomy nor do I pack so there’s nothing there to see. Idk what to think because I felt completely uncomfortable and violated that I almost cried. I text my fiancé and she immediately tells me to call my boss or text my boss and explain what happened. I don’t know if I’m overreacting about what happened but it’s two days later and it’s still really upsetting me. I don’t want to tell my boss and I’m kind of embarrassed about it because I feel really stupid for being upset at a kid who probably didn’t know any better.

Please tell me if I should report this or not and if I’m overreacting about the situation.

All the comments are telling her to contact the parents and her boss. One's even saying the girl must have learned this from transphobic parents.
Sorry pooner, nature taught her this.

That fact that these TiFs seem to want this girl to face repercussions for this is really disgusting. Society seems to be so interested in treating children like adults now.

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

All the comments are telling her to contact the parents and her boss.

IMO contacting her boss is the right advice.
She is confronted with a situation she does not know how to handle. Of course got to the boss.
Don't know the boss, not sure the outcome, but that's the right advice.

But contacting the parents is sure to lead to trouble for her one way or the other.

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Tax: People want to be nice, but ...

I took a quick look at this one's posts, and can't find a pic anywhere.

https://archive.md/deS7e

 

[batteredpancakes]

IMO contacting her boss is the right advice.
She is confronted with a situation she does not know how to handle. Of course got to the boss.

Nah small children say and do stupid shit constantly. Anyone that worked with children would be contacting their boss everyday if people were this sensitive to children's comments. It's a non issue and she's far too sensitive to be working with children.

 

[Point and Laugh]

IMO contacting her boss is the right advice.
She is confronted with a situation she does not know how to handle. Of course got to the boss.
Don't know the boss, not sure the outcome, but that's the right advice.

But contacting the parents is sure to lead to trouble for her one way or the other.

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I took a quick look at this one's posts, and can't find a pic anywhere.

https://archive.md/deS7e

Wait….this can’t be right. I thought we just had to BE KIND and all their problems would go away?