Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Come on in close, foodjacks. We've got another video from Jack where he is accusing Rob of stealing recipe roulette from him. And it looks like he's deleting negative comments again.

So let me get this right - the hack is to throw away the delicious frosting already made for you, and instead make your own shitty replacement? Fucking hell. Reminds of this bit from Infinite Review taking the piss out of an old cookbook.

 
"Why Jack went back to Cornerstone is still a mystery that even the most dedicated Food Jacks have not been able to unravel."

Let's not over think this, it likely has something to do with food.
It's because Cornerstone lets him have two communion wafers when all other churches cut him off after one.
 
Come on in close, foodjacks. We've got another video from Jack where he is accusing Rob of stealing recipe roulette from him. And it looks like he's deleting negative comments again.
This is a man who was weeping for joy during rehab when he finally got to move his paralyzed arm for the first time in years. And now, due to sheer neglect and gluttony, his limb is reduced to looking like the bony nub of an eaten chicken wing. Ironic, isn't it?

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Come on in close, foodjacks. We've got another video from Jack where he is accusing Rob of stealing recipe roulette from him. And it looks like he's deleting negative comments again.
He copied the recipe into the descripion, meanwhile repeatedly says in the video that that no measurements were given ("Blame tiktok!") Recipe calls for 1 cup of heavy cream, he used half a 32oz carton and thinks the blueberries are what made it a disgusting wet mess.
 
Recipe calls for 1 cup of heavy cream, he used half a 32oz carton and thinks the blueberries are what made it a disgusting wet mess.
The stupidity of this man and his ability to come up with the most pathetic copes, rather than facing the fact that he's a complete fuckup who sucks at cooking and at not having strokes, will never cease to amaze.
 
How the hell does Jack make store-bought Cinnamon Rolls even more unhealthy


EDIT: Somehow he fucked up the original "hack" by using the regular pillsbury cinnamon rolls instead of the extra large ones. He also submerged them in heavy cream when the original video showed they were halfway through. He also added all the fucking blueberries for no reasons.
 
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How the hell does Jack make store-bought Cinnamon Rolls even more unhealthy


EDIT: Somehow he fucked up the original hack by using the regular pillsbury cinnamon rolls instead of the extra large ones. He also submerged them in heavy cream when the original video showed they were halfway through. He also added all the fucking blueberries for no reasons.
My hack to get cinnamon rolls way better than this brain-damaged stroke victim.

Just buy some Pillsbury Cinnamon Rolls. Do exactly what it stays on the label. You will now have delicious cinnamon rolls.
 
11 year old Bitch McStrokey is seething at his very best friend's success.
Jack is so insecure that he feels one-upped by even the smallest thing. He is like Patrick Bateman whenever he notices someone might have a nicer business card than him and goes on a killing spree to quell the feelings of inferiority. The main difference is that Jack skips the murder and eats another 2-3 square meals for the day.
 
That doesn't change the fact that the designs are retarded. Only a mushbrain like Jagoff would think otherwise.

Come on in close, foodjacks. We've got another video from Jack where he is accusing Rob of stealing recipe roulette from him. And it looks like he's deleting negative comments again.
He's slurring so badly. I think it's a Pavlovian response at this point because food will be coming soon so he's already salivating.

And of course because there's no measurement he just ups the ingredients so we're left with a soggy, soupy mess.
 
What even is this abomination? It has to be some kind of war crime, right? Or at least a hate crime against cinnamon rolls?

An entire carton of whipping cream????????????
The cinnamon rolls are practically drowning in whipping cream, Jesus Christ Jack.
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500mL of whipping cream has like 7000kJ, Jack.

He's now mixing God knows how much brown sugar
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Just look at this, he used so much sugar the viscosity resembles tomato paste.
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After all the war crimes against food he's committed, he's going to coat this pile of slop with even more cream???????????
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Here's the daily intake of a family of 4 on one single dish. It looks like an elephant ejaculated on the dish after rabbits took numerous shits. This is not edible.
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That's enough cooking videos today.
 
Come on in close, foodjacks. We've got another video from Jack where he is accusing Rob of stealing recipe roulette from him. And it looks like he's deleting negative comments again.
lol the comments on that video are hilarious.

also notice how he, in one shot, has placed the rim of the pan under the swollen thumb of his rotting purple meat-dangle to try and create an illusion of utility?
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The only question is whether he manipulated that corpse-hand into position using his left hand, or just had tammy do it.


his "good" arm's lookin p gnarly too. jack's got the itis
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This is a man who was weeping for joy during rehab when he finally got to move his paralyzed arm for the first time in years. And now, due to sheer neglect and gluttony, his limb is reduced to looking like the bony nub of an eaten chicken wing. Ironic, isn't it?

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No living human should ever be that color. It looks of death and I'm surprised it hasn't just fallen off yet. It's a testament to modern medicine and the resiliency of the human body. Do you think the arm smells bad or different?
If he gets a cut, can he feel it and if not, then are we looking at the maggoty arm arc?
 
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