Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[Bogliacci]

That's what gets me. I know that, biologically, he has to have tear ducts. We all need them to prevent raisin eyes. But here's the thing: fucker only sleeps like 1-2 hours a night, and stays up so long he's delirious. Biologically, we have to sleep more than that to stay human.

If he's able to function with functionally no sleep, who's to say he can't live without tears?

Because he'd always cry for the most important one in the world, himself, he just cant do it on command for sympathy

 

[Delamain]

That's what gets me. I know that, biologically, he has to have tear ducts. We all need them to prevent raisin eyes. But here's the thing: fucker only sleeps like 1-2 hours a night, and stays up so long he's delirious. Biologically, we have to sleep more than that to stay human.

If he's able to function with functionally no sleep, who's to say he can't live without tears?

His organs are all kinds of fucked up maybe his head is so deformed that his brain doesn’t require as much sleep?
All I know is that he’s barely human

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I love how a semi-shitpost has inspired serious discussion about goblin physiology.

What we know:

• Nigga can't put his hands in the air, like he just don't care
• One fully functional lung
• Said lung works overtime creating a siren-like wail when confronted
• Walleyed and nearly blind, likely no depth perception.
• 4'9" and maybe 114 lbs.
• Skullet

What we need to know:

• Can he produce tears beyond functional necessity?
• One testicle? No testicles?
• Can Rax do the splits?
• Fluid-to-grey matter ratio? Is he a waterhead? If you knocked on his head, I bet it sounds like a ripe melon.
• What exactly is sludge, and how does it sustain him?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

• Can he produce tears beyond functional necessity?

no

• One testicle? No testicles?

one can assume he has one ball, like hitler.

• Can Rax do the splits?

no

• Fluid-to-grey matter ratio? Is he a waterhead? If you knocked on his head, I bet it sounds like a ripe melon.

i think his skull is just empty, i feel like if you were to hit his head, the noise would echo inside his head

• What exactly is sludge, and how does it sustain him?

ask elphaba orion doherty

 

[anliteralidiot]

What exactly is sludge, and how does it sustain him?

Sludge is the coffee + energy drink mix he had before the second Marty visit. He said he drank it to hydrate for the fight that didn't happen. It might also just be his regular coffee he drinks.

One testicle? No testicles?

Firsthand accounts say he has two, and they're swollen, probably from jerking off too much. He also apparently doesn't produce a lot of seminal fluid. To quote Marty, "he cums dust." This might also be because he jerks off too much, and because he doesn't drink water.

 

[Bogliacci]

I've always left the dust cumming thing be a rumor, no need to verify.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

I've always left the dust cumming thing be a rumor, no need to verify.

Any girl <16 in the Akron area can verify.

 

[Burd Turglar]

I know it's two weeks late but I'm just now listening to the interview with Chance's aunt. Holy shit this white trash bitch is just as delusional as he is.

"My brother was gay and got aids from a woman, A WOMAN!" -LMAO

Is it just me or does she sound like Louise from Bob's Burgers?

 

[MaxxJerm]

• One testicle? No testicles?

I'm not sure. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler: Goblin Junk

 

[Burd Turglar]

I'm not sure. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler: Goblin Junk

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Jesus fucking christ! He has cabin fever dick. What the fuckkkk

 

[MaxxJerm]

Jesus fucking christ! He has cabin fever dick. What the fuckkkk

Notice the hole in the side? I personally think that that is from a rat chewing on it.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Notice the hole in the side? I personally think that that is from a rat chewing on it.

The hole in the side is why I'm comparing it to the horrifying Cabin Fever scene where dude fingers a bitches necrotic leg hole mistaking it for her pussy.

That shit looks like a stunt cock from the walxxxing dead.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

I'm not sure. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler: Goblin Junk

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The FUCK IS THAT?! Why's he got red spots/acne around his groin area? Why is there a fucking bullet hole in his dick? That thing's gonna fall off if he masturbates anymore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've always left the dust cumming thing be a rumor, no need to verify.

I mean, it was weird and foamy, for lack of a better descriptor, when he ate it in the mf goon video. And I believe Jassmine said something about it being a low amount.

I'm not sure. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler: Goblin Junk

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... They look like goat nuts.
And the hole.

 

[vertebrae]

I'm not sure. Tell me what you think.

Spoiler: Goblin Junk

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Do we fucking know why he just has a massive chunk missing from his shaft??? That is so fucking horrific like holy shit!!

Spoiler: inb4

inb4 bed bugs

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

I mean, it was weird and foamy, for lack of a better descriptor, when he ate it in the mf goon video.

he what

 

[anliteralidiot]

...I went back, because I thought his sack was just below his thigh. But that didn't look like it was cut off right. It's kind of a weird curve into black, not like there's pants or something going around the thigh.

And it dawned on me.

He has monster nuts.

Spoiler: fuck you all and fuck me as well

@The Hero of Kvatch he ate his own comeuppance

 

[MaxxJerm]

Do we fucking know why he just has a massive chunk missing from his shaft??? That is so fucking horrific like holy shit!!

Spoiler: inb4

inb4 bed bugs

I'm still going with a rat bite. Jazz Man said that when he'd jerk off for her he would just put it back in his swim trunks when he was done. I bet there is a ton of cheese on there. The rats go straight for it.

 

[The Hero of Kvatch]

...I went back, because I thought his sack was just below his thigh. But that didn't look like it was cut off right. It's kind of a weird curve into black, not like there's pants or something going around the thigh.

And it dawned on me.

He has monster nuts.

Spoiler: fuck you all and fuck me as well

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Holy shit, I thought his leg was really swollen in a weird way. How does this 4 foot goblin have nuts the size of fucking tennis balls? He may have big balls literally but not metaphorically.

@The Hero of Kvatch he ate his own comeuppance

I knew that, I was just in complete shock and horror. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised he's done such a thing, especially considering what he's done with his stylus. I wonder if it's still in his room somewhere, like a shit-coated Washington Monument for the bedbugs.

 

[Freedom Fighter]

Do we fucking know why he just has a massive chunk missing from his shaft??? That is so fucking horrific like holy shit!!

Spoiler: inb4

inb4 bed bugs

He doesn't bathe, so it's an infection I think.