Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Dan is batshit crazy, I love the lengths the man is willing to go to get Pat mad!

I hope Dan doesn't rise to Patrick's provocations. He doesn't need to engage Patrick in conversation. A smile and a wave from a stalker are all that's needed to send him over the edge.

 

[FinnSven]

Any judge? Wrong as always, stalker child, in the mean streets of outside Rick's house, there is only one kind of law, the law of Judge Fatt, who is judge, jury, executioner, and artisanal butcher. You have already been sentenced to tonight's pepperoni, wait for the shot, child. Or you could probably just get away at a leisurely walking pace since he's so fat.
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Dredd would bemusedly listen to Fatrick's rants about stalker children until he runs out of steam, smash him in the gut with his daystick then encube Fatrick for the maximum sentence.

If there is a 2000 AD character who corresponds to Fatrick, it is the Lord Slough Feg. The Alien demonic lack of understanding of humanity, and insane grammar suits him perfectly.

Hooligans. without life-
Sundered Pepperoni.
these are Tweets which are pleasing to me.
These are stalker childs I like to hear.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I hope Dan doesn't rise to Patrick's provocations. He doesn't need to engage Patrick in conversation. A smile and a wave from a stalker are all that's needed to send him over the edge.

I would personally hope Dan asks for some quotes for Fatrick's die hard fans

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Pete ain't having any of this shit

I'm sure Peter is a great dad and he's doing everything in his power to give his daughter a happy life despite her affliction.
Unlike certain deadbeat dad who first threatened to kill and then abandoned his child.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, given what he did with the Chapter 128 he filed and then blew off, I doubt any bankruptcy judge will allow him to file any kind of bankruptcy while the attempt to collect a debt proceeds since it would be seen as a transparent attempt to dodge the judgement, as he has done before and validate the disrespect he has demonstrated to the court.

He could try filing federal bankruptcy.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

This guy really sucks as a human being. he's not even funny kind of suck, he's offensive garbage existence.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

This guy really sucks as a human being. he's not even funny kind of suck, he's offensive garbage existence.

Nah, he is very funny-retarded, mostly because he's too stupid to do any actual harm to those who don't let him get too close. Every time Rick tries to attack someone it backfires. He's only ruining his wife's life and she appears to be consenting to this.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm sure Peter is a great dad and he's doing everything in his power to give his daughter a happy life despite her affliction.
Unlike certain deadbeat dad who first threatened to kill and then abandoned his child.

To be fair here, Rick just waddling away was probably the kindest thing he could've done for the child.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Dan walks a very precarious line for me, but i'm nevertheless stoked for another court episode with Patrick S. Tomlinson. that being said, my prediction is that piggy will nigger his way out of being present for the hearing, either through some extraordinarily retarded prior stunt or a stealthy capitulation. we should all expect to hear about the dozens of fake swatting attempts though.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Dredd would bemusedly listen to Fatrick's rants about stalker children until he runs out of steam, smash him in the gut with his daystick then encube Fatrick for the maximum sentence.

Rick ain't running out of steam: He's been ranting about stalker childs for five years now, and an arrest encounter would cause so much obscenity and disrespect for the law that Dredd would execute him on the spot. Other than that, the rest of your post is great, thank you very much.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

This tweet is about Leslie Varney, the literary agent he xeeted at for 3 days a few months back until she posted (and deleted) an allegation about him to try to get him to understand how crazy his accusations about the atalkers are.

He actually thinks she sold the agency and didn't just take her name off it to save her business partner some aggravation and xeets from the likes of Shane Nokes.

Patrick Tomlinson is not only stupid. He is a callow, nasty, spiteful prick. Fat.

 

[John_Smith]

Rick is in check right now. His only move is bankruptcy. If successful, the debt to Quasi would be completely discharged. All the deleterious consequences of bankruptcy - the things a sane man would consider - are irrelevant. If the debt is discharged, the idiots lost. Quasi could defend against this gambit by moving for a dismissal due to the bankruptcy being in bad faith. This would be a lengthy and costly process. If that were unsuccessful, he would try to recoup some of his money rather than total discharge. No matter the eventual outcome, bankruptcy means Rick avoids checkmate at the contempt hearing.

A good portion of the debt is secured by a lien on Patso's property. Chapter seven does not lift the lien, ordinarily, but there are a few loopholes which probably do not apply to Patso. As a secured creditor, Quasi is at the front of the line to get paid. I do not know if he has 'perfected' the lien. I hope he has. Patso has little equity in his house, and he may well loose it if he goes chapter 7. He will certainly loose many of his prized possessions.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

He will certainly loose many of his prized possessions.

no, child, those aren't my assets in the first place. Torque Wheeler is a quiet, dependable roommate with no history of debt and he won't stand for having his belongings appropriated by you little baby stalker felons. and no, stalker, there is no lien on my property. wait for the knock. you'll soon be receiving the professional help you desperately need for your delusional mental state.

also, apparently fatso is going to gencon. pray for the black attendants.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He could try filing federal bankruptcy.

Damn. I completely forgot about that.

 

[An automatic clown]

I'm proud of Pete, he did what only a handful of people on earth who dealt with Rick in any capacity are capable of doing, he is simply ignoring him. What a gentle soul.

Edit: If Dan really manages to do all that he not only deserves to be blown in front of the jacuzzi but also in front of every single one of his five sinks. I'd be fine with just getting audio from the hearing, though.

7 sinks, funster child.

 

[The Feline Solution]

my prediction is that piggy will nigger his way out of being present for the hearing

If i understood everything correctly, a no-show this time would result in an arrest warrant and thanks to the many thousands of times Pat gets SWATTTTted each week it wouldn't take long for LEA to haul him in.

7 sinks, funster child.

Damn, he really is living a life of pure luxury. Flavia's gonna end up with some serious lockjaw.

 

[Oliver Onions]

A manlet is anyone who gets pissed off if you call him short.

I'd argue it is, in fact, even funnier calling non-manlets manlets because they often get even angrier since it's obviously not true. You can achieve a similar effect by saying things like 'nice hair' to someone with a perfectly normal haircut then refusing to elaborate.

I hate to get gay and pedantic, well okay that's a lie, I love it, but ODD is a childhood disorder. If it continues into adulthood it has less salubrious terms for it like sociopathy.

You're correct, but using ODD seems like the best shorthand to clarify Pat's specific issue; sociopath is such a blanket term it doesn't capture the essence of what makes Pat so funny.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Dan walks a very precarious line for me

He's not the alog we need, he's the one we deserve.

 

[Maude Snew]

You're correct, but using ODD seems like the best shorthand to clarify Pat's specific issue; sociopath is such a blanket term it doesn't capture the essence of what makes Pat so funny.

What's wrong with calling him a dumb spiteful fuck who is also very fat?

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

He could try filing federal bankruptcy.

Niki filed bankruptcy a while back (not sure the year, maybe a decade ago, I do remember thinking she was pretty young to be giving up like that). I thankfully don't know anything about this, but can a person just declare bankruptcy over and over again? I'm assuming her past failure is now Pat's failure too since they're married, is that true?