It's because Cornerstone lets him have two communion wafers when all other churches cut him off after one.
God has the best sense of humor
This is a man who was weeping for joy during rehab when he finally got to move his paralyzed arm for the first time in years. And now, due to sheer neglect and gluttony, his limb is reduced to looking like the bony nub of an eaten chicken wing. Ironic, isn't it?
He copied the recipe into the descripion, meanwhile repeatedly says in the video that that no measurements were given ("Blame tiktok!") Recipe calls for 1 cup of heavy cream, he used half a 32oz carton and thinks the blueberries are what made it a disgusting wet mess.
The stupidity of this man and his ability to come up with the most pathetic copes, rather than facing the fact that he's a complete fuckup who sucks at cooking and at not having strokes, will never cease to amaze.
Gee Jack, why does you mommywife let you have two wafers?
My hack to get cinnamon rolls way better than this brain-damaged stroke victim.
Jack is so insecure that he feels one-upped by even the smallest thing. He is like Patrick Bateman whenever he notices someone might have a nicer business card than him and goes on a killing spree to quell the feelings of inferiority. The main difference is that Jack skips the murder and eats another 2-3 square meals for the day.
Fatty needs that much to make up for his dead taste buds and barely functional sense of smell.
That doesn't change the fact that the designs are retarded. Only a mushbrain like Jagoff would think otherwise.
He's slurring so badly. I think it's a Pavlovian response at this point because food will be coming soon so he's already salivating.
lol the comments on that video are hilarious.
No living human should ever be that color. It looks of death and I'm surprised it hasn't just fallen off yet. It's a testament to modern medicine and the resiliency of the human body. Do you think the arm smells bad or different?
