Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

Flamin Park said:
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I wish I could give my Kiwi Robes (TM) more than 5 stars, I was constantly experiencing consent accidents at the hands of strange block headed blind creatures, but since sleeping in my Kiwi Robes (TM) they recoil in horror from my bed

Thank you so much!
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We're an autistic illuminati.
 
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Need4Sneed said:
TWOC activist not happy with Keffals racism and getting credit for taking down the Farms.
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This man “Kat”’s deluded self-importance is unbearable. It gets worse when you think that it all derives from his association with…trans hero Elliot Fong-Jones, he who lacks self-narration and sexual boundary respect.

I wonder if “Kat” eats and dilates on an Elliot-prescribed schedule?
 
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Super-Chevy454 said:
I don't want to imagine how they'll look when they'll be 50 years old.
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Decomposed and safely locked in a coffin, i dont think they reach 40 considering the amount of health issues they already facing. The amount of prednisone they swallow to fight infections dwarfs a third world nation.....watch Liz no dong ever selfies and other media and you see him blow up like a pufferfish with paranoia, the same with keffals for that matter. Its infection after infection they are combating and are already retaining fluids like my granny used to....key difference my granny was 88yo and on deaths door.
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JULAY said:
Imagine getting a sabbatical and instead of traveling to somewhere new, or picking up a new hobby, you instead use all of your time trying to get a shitposting website deplatformed because you're assmad that said shitposting website was right that two of the people you donated money to were literal embezzlers.
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I think what gets him most ring sting is the fact that he is probably wealthier than a good portion of the membership here.
But it’s not that he is upset because he is being laughed at by poors.

It’s because he can’t convince people of how he wants the world to see him despite his efforts and money, yet most kiwi farmers accept their identities, understand that how people see us is either out of our control (biological sex) and that the things we can control are not so difficult.

In short he thinks he is superior and in total control of his destiny and we remind him he is not.
 
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Pimpleking55 said:
Decomposed and safely locked in a coffin, i dont think they reach 40 considering the amount of health issues they already facing. The amount of prednisone they swallow to fight infections dwarfs a third world nation.....watch Liz no dong ever selfies and other media and you see him blow up like a pufferfish with paranoia, the same with keffals for that matter. Its infection after infection they are combating and are already retaining fluids like my granny used to....key difference my granny was 88yo and on deaths door.
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Yeah, it'll be a miracle if they menaged to reach 50.
 
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Kees H said:
Make it a double feature, Super Gunt 64 and Kiwi Farms Stories: Consent Accident Chronicles. I'd fund that shit.
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Make every different Kiwi Farms poster a different NPC with different sidequests.

Your ongoing quests
Paranoia Machine - Retrieve Item: Jack Herer Strain Cannabis, Reward: 5000 EXP, Title: "Deliveryman"
Procrastinhater - Retrieve Item: Tomlinson Texts (4/6), Reward: 7500 EXP, Lvl.2 Chainsword
Flamin Park - Defeat Glowie Mobs (0/45), Reward: 15000 EXP, Title: "Turn Out That Light!"
 
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Paranoia Machine said:
Make every different Kiwi Farms poster a different NPC with different sidequests.

Your ongoing quests
Paranoia Machine - Retrieve Item: Jack Herer Strain Cannabis, Reward: 5000 EXP, Title: "Deliveryman"
Procrastinhater - Retrieve Item: Tomlinson Texts (4/6), Reward: 7500 EXP, Lvl.2 Chainsword
Flamin Park - Defeat Glowie Mobs (0/45), Reward: 15000 EXP, Title: "Turn Out That Light!"
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Sexy Senior Citizen - Defeat 100 of every enemy in the game, excluding NPCs and bosses. Reward: 1,488,000xp, new item: Dignified Cigar; Achievement: "I'm Too Old For This Shit"

Caverlock - Complete sidequest "Peculiar Pepperoni"; Reward: 5,000xp; Achievement: "Prison Awaits"

Super-Chevy454 said:
Yeah, it'll be a miracle if they menaged to reach 50.
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Unfortunately, Liz and the Cockless Crew will be able to do a lot of damage between now and then.
 
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FinnSven said:
I think what gets him most ring sting is the fact that he is probably wealthier than a good portion of the membership here.
But it’s not that he is upset because he is being laughed at by poors.

It’s because he can’t convince people of how he wants the world to see him despite his efforts and money, yet most kiwi farmers accept their identities, understand that how people see us is either out of our control (biological sex) and that the things we can control are not so difficult.

In short he thinks he is superior and in total control of his destiny and we remind him he is not.
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I'd rather sleep on park benches and dumpster dive to eat than be Dong Long Gone with a fat bank account. I am assuming his wealthy father disinherited him for bringing great shame upon his house.
 
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Billy Bob Dick said:
I guess they're too old to knock out another one?
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Bit of a "If you think about it" thing. Elliot was in College in 2006 by evidence of the yearbook pics posted back on Pg.509; Then in the main body of that post it claims he left in 2008 in his final year of college, but as it was broken down further; people that left within the year were still given a mention if they were around long enough. So it's safest to say that Elliot wouldn't lie about when they went to college because that was never in question, just that they went. I'm willing to bet that this was a 3-year program in which Fongle-Chongs started in 05', made it maybe 2 years, dropped on the ass-end of 07', considered going back in january 08' or had some kind of loose connection to the school that kept them there, but not on in any official capacity; then decided against returning and left.

Everything I have here is total speculation but if you do the math: if Elliot didn't take time off before going to college, that means he would have been 17-18 and a Highschool senior in 04'
At the very youngest, Elliot is 37. And this is with those numbers being generously massaged in his favor.

Lol taking down the Kiwi Farms is Elliot's mid-life crisis project. His parents have no chance of pumping another one out
 
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