Alejandra Caraballo / Alex Caraballo / @Esqueer_ - Twitter trans rights activist, cyberlaw teacher who doesn't understand cyberlaw, mass flaggot, humiliated in congress by a real woman.

[Stinkyboy]

Proof he's not a lawyer.
Legalese is insanely specific, and contagion =/= cobtagious

 

[AnOminous]

I wish genocide was real.

I just wish troons weren't.

 

[Rainbow Child]

In today's episode of "Alex Can't Read"

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Telling on himself post-COVID.

Also, "trans" is more like the gaschamber than like the Jews in the genocide metaphor, Alejandro.

 

[80's Dad]

Do they have a special class at lawyer school that explicitly tells one how to twist a text to mean basically anything or is he just like this because he's stupid and can't read?

Because the phrase 'trans kid social contagion' literally isn't calling trans people 'contagions'. He's intentionally and purposely trying to whip up fear about a non-existant tranny genocide, but I want to know how much of this is because he's on some 4D chess shit or it's just some braindead reactionary twitter drivel.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Do they have a special class at lawyer school that explicitly tells one how to twist a text to mean basically anything or is he just like this because he's stupid and can't read?

The short answer is that Alex is basically retarded with a serious Pinocchio complex.

 

[UncleTusky]

The first nationwide poll on Mulvaney, conducted by the DailyMail.com and TIPP Poll, shows that 50 percent of the American public who know who Mulvaney is hold a "very favorable" view of her (23 percent) or a "somewhat" favorable view (27 percent). Forty-two percent viewed her unfavorably, which would give her a net favorability score of plus 8.

That first line is important - 50 percent of Americans know who Dylan Mulvaney is, and only that 50% was asked for their opinion. This means Dylan's real numbers are 25% favorable - 21% unfavorable - 54% undecided/no opinion/don't know who he is. There is no such disclaimer on DeSantis' numbers which means his 35% favorability is probably among among all Americans, putting him ten points ahead of Dylan.

This is the kind of basic multiplication + logic I'd expect on a fifth-grade math test and this alleged Harvard instructor couldn't handle it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

In today's episode of "Alex Can't Read"

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It doesn't "explicitly" mean anything. Aren't you guys supposed to all be big relativists? Strange how you're always screeching about the "single" meaning of everything.

 

[Positron]

I wish genocide was real.

I'd be content with Harvardcide.

In today's episode of "Alex Can't Read"

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Not only can't Big Al read. He doesn't even bothered to verify the source -- for if he does he'd know that Helen Joyce doesn't merely call troons (specifically "trans kids" and the parents that groom them) "contagion"; she called them "the worst, worst, worst social contagion that we've ever experienced."

That speech by Helen Joyce is very well worth listening to. She explains why the pandemic of "trans kids" is the worst, because parents who trooned out their kids must hold on to, even double down on, their malicious beliefs for the sake of their sanity, to prevent themselves from acknowledging that they've done life-long, irreversible damage to their own children. One such parent is enough to ruin an organization, and no one in that organization can say anything. Abusive parents are up against Joyce, because they've made a promise with their sons that, once the boys have totally destroyed their sexual function, women will accept them as their own -- and Joyce stands in the way of that pinky promise.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Because parents who trooned out their kids must hold on to, even double down on, their malicious beliefs for the sake of their sanity, to prevent themselves from acknowledging that they've done life-long, irreversible damage to their own children. One such parent is enough to ruin an organization, and no one in that organization can say anything. Abusive parents are up against Joyce, because they've made a promise with their sons that, once the boys have totally destroyed their sexual function, women will accept them as their own -- and Joyce stands in the way of that pinky promise.

This is so true and it hits so hard. The fiercest pro-troon fanatics you'll find are the mothers who have already castrated or otherwise mutilated their children, mistakenly thinking that they will actually become the opposite sex. Anything that threatens to trigger the terrible realization is going to be attacked viciously, because the mistake these women have made is so profound it would destroy their entire sense of self.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Do they have a special class at lawyer school that explicitly tells one how to twist a text to mean basically anything or is he just like this because he's stupid and can't read?

Al is a fundamentally dishonest, bad-faith actor who has very sociopathic male qualities. It doesn't take law school training to read a headline or one sentence from a text and purposefully recast it as saying what benefits you. That's part and parcel of being a lying, sack-of-shit sociopath.

 

[Something Awful]

Should have tagged Elon directly so he could see the burn, Alex.

He expanded on his theories of parenting in the replies:
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Ah yes, "unconditional love" is what this faggot expects. Meanwhile, even a sliver of civility from his kind comes with sooo many conditions.

 

[Baraadmirer]

That first line is important - 50 percent of Americans know who Dylan Mulvaney is, and only that 50% was asked for their opinion. This means Dylan's real numbers are 25% favorable - 21% unfavorable - 54% undecided/no opinion/don't know who he is. There is no such disclaimer on DeSantis' numbers which means his 35% favorability is probably among among all Americans, putting him ten points ahead of Dylan.

This is the kind of basic multiplication + logic I'd expect on a fifth-grade math test and this alleged Harvard instructor couldn't handle it.

That's making a false assumption that half of the nation knows who Mulvaney is. I'm more concerned about responder bias: are 1,300 adults a reasonable sample for the entire country? What's more, it only takes into account people who care enough to send in a response. Anyone have a link to the original survey or details as to how it was conducted?

 

[AnOminous]

Al is a fundamentally dishonest, bad-faith actor who has very sociopathic male qualities. It doesn't take law school training to read a headline or one sentence from a text and purposefully recast it as saying what benefits you. That's part and parcel of being a lying, sack-of-shit sociopath.

He's also narcissistic, delusional, and seriously dumb, so he could also just automatically twist anything he reads into something self-serving without even necessarily consciously thinking of it. His lies are as dumb as he is and not really worthy of a "Harvard instructor."

That's making a false assumption that half of the nation knows who Mulvaney is. I'm more concerned about responder bias: are 1,300 adults a reasonable sample for the entire country?

I think most ex-Bud Light drinkers know who he is, at least as "that tranny that sells gay beer."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

That's making a false assumption that half of the nation knows who Mulvaney is. I'm more concerned about responder bias: are 1,300 adults a reasonable sample for the entire country? What's more, it only takes into account people who care enough to send in a response. Anyone have a link to the original survey or details as to how it was conducted?

1300 is a fine sample size, the greater problem is nobody clarifies that the people being surveyed actually know who someone is and if their opinion is based on anything true.

Additionally, it doesn't tell you why the person is favored or unfavored. I would say I'm unfavorable towards DeSantis, everyone who reads the survey results would interpret my response as no different from the people who said the same because they mainline MSNBC and think Rebekah Jones is a sane person rather then BPD.

Lastly, in a few months, poll again. I bet Mulvaney's unknown responses shoot up as he falls out of the spotlight, DeSantis's unknowns will drop.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Both have been cleared of wrongdoing Big Al. Of course you let that out. I also noticed that you were not invited to participate in the congressional toon hearings this week after you made a complete ass of yourself at your last appearance before congress.

THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT will not charge Matt Gaetz after a prolonged investigation into whether he sex trafficked a 17-year-old girl, CNN reported on Wednesday.

Gaetz’s office confirmed the news in a statement to Rolling Stone: “The Department of Justice has confirmed to Congressman Gaetz’s attorneys that their investigation has concluded and that he will not be charged with any crimes.”

The decision comes after prosecutors recommended against charging the Florida congressman in September, citing credibility issues with the case’s two central witnesses. Gaetz has consistently denied any wrongdoing.

Matt Gaetz Skirts Sex Trafficking Charges

WASHINGTON — A major investigation into sexual abuse at Ohio State University found no hard evidence that coaches like Jim Jordan, now a prominent Republican in Congress, knew of a team doctor’s rampant sexual misconduct. But the 182-page report released on Friday said dozens of other coaches acknowledged that rumors of the doctor’s predatory behavior were rife.

Mr. Jordan, a former assistant wrestling coach who has denied knowing of the abuse or hearing any locker-room talk about it, claimed complete vindication on Friday. “It confirms everything I said,” he told reporters on Capitol Hill. “If we’d have known about it, we’d have reported it. It confirms everything I’ve said before. I didn’t know about anything. If I would’ve, I’d have done something.”

Jim Jordan Claims Vindication, but Inquiry Says Talk of Abuse at Ohio State Was Rampant

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Both have been cleared of wrongdoing Big Al. Of course you let that out. I also noticed that you were not invited to participate in the congressional toon hearings this week after you made a complete ass of yourself at your last appearance before congress.

Why does Alex believe the Committee can keep Committee members from attending and speaking in hearings?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Why does Alex believe the Committee can keep Committee members from attending and speaking in hearings?

Because Alex is an imbecile who was improvidently granted a Juris Stinkditch degree instead of a Juris Doctor degree which requires you to actually be able to read, comprehend, and reason critically.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does Alex believe the Committee can keep Committee members from attending and speaking in hearings?

Because he is fat. And retarded. He is a fat retard.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Why does Alex believe the Committee can keep Committee members from attending and speaking in hearings?

I wish he’d grace us with his opinions on the New Hampshire tranny rep who was just arrested for child porn, ya know the one who texted his accomplice who worked for a daycare asking whether or not 3 year olds would want his dick.

https://archive.is/2023.07.20-234312/https://www.themainewire.com/2023/07/horrific-text-messages-show-how-trans-nh-state-rep-allegedly-used-daycare-connections-to-collect-explicit-photos-of-children/

(Some of the texts from his phone discussing children are quoted in this article and as a heads up they’re absolutely fucking vile.)

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

He was doing a whole lot more than dancing while gay Big Al and there is video to prove it.

It all began Saturday night around 11:15 at a Mobil gas station on Coney Island Avenue.

Video shows O'Shae Sibley and his friends at the pump, having fun and horsing around. That is when a customer in red shorts held the door, stepped outside, and exchanged words with the group.

Witnesses say that 17-year-old works at a smoke shop right around the corner. Sibley, wearing light-colored shorts with no shirt approached the man in the red shorts. The two began talking, and within seconds, the victim's friends joined in.

A witness then tried to intervene. "'First of all, don't fight in the store, just leave,' I told both of them. They weren't listening," the witness said.

After a few minutes, cooler heads appear to prevail, leaving only the victim and suspect, who had his cell phone out, face-to-face.

Sibley walked away, and just as he was about to get in the car with his friends, things suddenly went south again with the two groups clashing.

The suspect and Sibley headed toward the sidewalk, where there was a scuffle. The suspect then stabbed the Sibley, who died. He was just 28 years old.

Surveillance video shows fight that ended in deadly stabbing at Brooklyn gas station