Hannah Pearl Davis / H. Pearl Davis / JustPearlyThings / Pearlythingz - Shoe0nHead v2, Female Andrew Tate and Pickme supreme that never got picked

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I think she just hates herself. She has let herself go and goes after the group of people that will fuck anything that moves and has a hole. Something about being rejected by fat black men one too many times has made something snap in her. She just chose to go against the women who black men go after instead of going after men. In another life, she's a frequent poster on femcel forums

i agree that she hates herself and she probably has also been rejected by black men, which has got to hurt, but my point still stands; she is a retard. she can be both someone who hates herself and also really stupid.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

she can be both someone who hates herself and also really stupid.

She should have pulled a shoe on head and just got together with some random fan from her comment section. She better do it soon too before her career blows up in her face

 

[CervixHammer]

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

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i only listened to the parts playing her song, it sucks.

Spoiler: local archive

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Wow, looking at all 3 of the people on the television makes me want to blow my brains out. The tv doesn't switch fast enough so only a bullet would do

 

[Omen_Sulk]

She's a voleyball and basketball player, built like a Russian tank, she'd painlessly bring you dozens of blonde offspring with her wide hips.
But then again you would get hunt down by @Android raptor and @Lidl Drip for participating in abominable forced birthing, we don't want that

Hips? I don't see much. From the look of her shes fairly straight up and down like a lot of professional Netball/Basketball girls.

She's a voleyball and basketball player, built like a Russian tank,

A tank looks more like this

 

[Apochrypha]

Unmistakably plain and as boring as they come. If she were a spice, she'd be flour.

She clearly has some sort of mental delay and is very sheltered and not intelligent or witty enough to back up her arguments. Expecting her to practice what she preaches would be like expecting Ralph to not burn every bridge he crosses.

 

[keytar]

Ginger Female Market Failure

 

[King George III]

She looks like her parents picked her up at a yard sale.

 

[Steinercard]

I don't know why any Nig Nog would go for this woman when she is at best Mid personified. My wife took one look at her and just said "Lesbian in the closet". Then I said she's friends with Fagentes and she laughed because she now she understood everything.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Hips? I don't see much. From the look of her shes fairly straight up and down like a lot of professional Netball/Basketball girls.

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i think it is funny that she posted a gym selfie. her current regime isnt doing her any favors. if she is going to do the gym route she needs to hit the weights harder and get more toned. i think losing that flabby stomach and getting a more muscular looks could work for her. she would never be a 10/10 but it would be a big improvement.

I don't know why any Nig Nog would go for this woman when she is at best Mid personified.

well you see, when it comes to black guys and white women, it is like white guys and asian women; they have zero standards and will lust after the ugliest bottom barrel women of that category. ive seen black guys go for the ugliest, most disgusting looking white women just like ive seen white guys lust for the ugliest ching chong women. so no surprise a nog would hit this.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Fat.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Looked into her secondary Youtube channel and also found her Linkedin, which had some interesting stuff on it. First, the secondary channel.

Along with her main channel, Pearl also manages a secondary youtube channel called Wife School with Pearl, which shows Pearl learning how to do 'trad wife' things like cooking different meals, dressing up in fancy outfits, and grocery shopping. As Pearl is seemingly clueless on how to do all these things, the videos show a professional explaining to Pearl how these things should be done. While the instruction in the videos are usually fairly competent, the format is pretty sloppy. The camera work often doesn't capture things that are being demonstrated, like proper cutting technique or how food looks on the stove top. Ingredients, amounts, cook temperatures and average cook times are usually never mentioned. Lifehacks that would be helpful in the kitchen, like being able to tell by glance or feel what cook temp a steak is at or find out when a skillet is ready to cook with, are not discussed. It's obvious that the point of the videos isn't to teach aspiring cooks, but to try and prove that Pearl is wife material, though given how clueless she is it tends to have the opposite effect. Hilariously, even though Pearl expresses interest in having a large family of her own, she seems irritated and dismissive whenever children are brought up.

Ever the charisma vacuum, Pearl is always upstaged by the people she brings on to teach. Many of these videos struggle to get a few thousand views, a glaring contrast to her main youtube channel with its millions of views and subscribers.



Pearl's Linkedin

From Pearl's publicly posted Linkedin, we can get a sense of her general work history. Her early experience primarily came from starting out at her parent's company, Davisware, and then interning at a variety of other companies in either assistant or marketing roles for a couple months.



Her biggest job before moving to an influencer was at Konica Minolta where, according to her, she made youtube videos promoting copy machines.




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Her Linkedin posts are also pretty notable given that she, in her own words, "treats Linkedin like Twitter", which leads to a bit of oversharing regarding certain details. One of the most notable of these is the revelation that Pearl's rise to prominence is completely astroturfed and she needed a social media and talent manager named Coby Devito to get her to where she is today.



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Some other notable clients of Coby's include Jordan Peterson, Ben Shapiro, and TPUSA.



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Coby's involvement confirms what a majority of people would most likely have innately known given that Pearl is not particularly experienced, witty, intelligent or attractive: Pearl's entire presence online was bought and paid for with her dad's money and is completely fake.

Despite the fact that Pearl knows so little about marketing that she had to hire someone else to market her own material, she has posted on Linkedin that she's interested in doing brand deals with major companies.



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After all, what billion-dollar company wouldn't want to associate with a manosphere orbiter whose most notable achievements are making pro-pedophilia statements, making a fool of herself in online debates, and burning the coal with a homeless man?

EDIT 8/1/2023: Added links/archives for the Linkedin posts.

 

[Android raptor]

Being godawful at cooking and other domestic chores is a pretty common tradthot trait hardly unique to Pearl. Even fundie housewives that actually live the lifestyle Pearl advocates suck at it, its been discussed pretty extensively in threads like Quiverfull Gen and the Rodrigues family in BP.

SAHMs who are actually good at all that shit aren't making videos and bragging about it on social media, they're too busy being SAHMs.

 

[LemonParty]

You glossed over this black guy she was with was literally homeless.

How does sucking homeless black dick save the white race?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

How does sucking homeless black dick save the white race?

cue stone toss: white race?
edit: i can actually make this a comic

 

[Null]

Being godawful at cooking and other domestic chores is a pretty common tradthot trait hardly unique to Pearl. Even fundie housewives that actually live the lifestyle Pearl advocates suck at it, its been discussed pretty extensively in threads like Quiverfull Gen and the Rodrigues family in BP.

SAHMs who are actually good at all that shit aren't making videos and bragging about it on social media, they're too busy being SAHMs.

That's more the fault of America than anything else. Men and women living by themselves in Europe generally know how to feed themselves food that isn't goyslop.

 

[Android raptor]

That's more the fault of America than anything else. Men and women living by themselves in Europe generally know how to feed themselves food that isn't goyslop.

Pearls family is rich so I wouldn't be surprised if they had housekeepers to do that shit for them.

Which is how a lot of upper middle class and higher housewives did it in the 50s. The Help isn't just a mediocre book written by a white woman.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

From Pearl's publicly posted Linkedin, we can get a sense of her general work history. Her early experience primarily came from starting out at her parent's company, Davisware, and then interning at a variety of other companies in either assistant or marketing roles for a couple months.

Of fucking course a bitch like this has rich parents and has never worked a character-building job like minimum wage or the like. Yet, she's spouting about women staying at home and being tradwives and staying at home with the kids. With the way our society is, where you can barely support yourself and let alone a family with a 6 figure wage, most women need to work to support their family.

Also, being an influencer will never be a real job.

 

[Android raptor]

With the way our society is, where you can barely support yourself and let alone a family with a 6 figure wage, most women need to work to support their family.

And that's how it's been for most of history as well. Women have always worked. Maybe not the same exact jobs as men, or with equal compensation, but women couldn't afford not to work in most families for most of human history.

The 50s SAHM stereotype was something that was only really possible for a specific socioeconomic class in a specific place/time. Even in the 50s, a poor black mom, for example, didn't have the luxury of not working. And the women who were wealthy enough to stay at home often hired housekeepers (like aforementioned poor black moms) to take care of all the actual work and even childrearing.

They also downed benzos like candy. Mommy's little helpers!