Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

Eh, Hungarians hate hohols as much as Isis rape gangs and gypsies.

What will get him in trouble is no gibsmuh. He will need to bust ass for 400 dollars a month wagie cagie job, and for that he better start learning the hardest language of Europa, fast.
 
Eh, Hungarians hate hohols as much as Isis rape gangs and gypsies.

What will get him in trouble is no gibsmuh. He will need to bust ass for 400 dollars a month wagie cagie job, and for that he better start learning the hardest language of Europa, fast.
He's allegedly rich.
He will try to buy Erzsébet and Ilonka to use them in his red pill/blue balls schemes.
Time to put together a band of vigilantes to protect the comfy Hungarian women from alien degenerate predatory scum
 
According to this when making bail he had to give up his passport, agree to remain in Kharkhiv, and I assume electronic means of control refers to an ankle bracelet? But he says he wasn't given an ankle monitor, and they gave his passports back? Given that this is Ukraine, I could believe that there was just a judicial fuckup here, or like he says they just wanted him to fuck off. It's definitely weird that this was ordered by the court but didn't happen.
He could easily have bribed someone to give him his passport back and look the other way while he did a runner. Despite what the Twitter shills like to believe, Ukraine is still an insanely corrupt post-Soviet country that far more resembles Russia in oversight and accountability than it does most EU countries, and that nine grand he had stashed at his house is more than the average annual salary there. Even Null entered the country without any documents beside his passport by basically bribing a border official, if I'm remembering correctly.

Plus it'd be a win-win, Ukraine gets rid of a perpetual petty annoyance, some official gets to buy his mistress some new shit for a good suck n' fuck, and Coach gets to disappear quietly to freedom. Only snag is I doubt the Ukrainians expected Coach to say fuck it to the quiet part and start broadcasting his shit to anyone and everyone.
 
Back to the topic of the thread and away from politball tards I wonder if CRP chose Hungary because they have better internet?
Hungary has better standard of living in general. Internet included.

I mean yeah, sure, someplace like Belarus would be more in line with his purported political beliefs, but Coach ain't that fucking dedicated. EU and/or NATO countries are more comfortable for somebody like him to live in.

He reminds me a lot of Alejandro Cao de Benós. A guy who sings the praises of North Korea, and openly repeats their propaganda, but isn't crazy enough to actually live there.

Just a hunch, but I think all paths to Russia from Ukraine are likely monitored by the government who imprisoned him...
That too. It's kinda a front line. LOL.

I dunno how well Belarus is monitored, but it's possible that border is shut tight too. The Ukrainians have to figure it's a likely invasion route if the Russians ever wanna open up a northern front.
 
Just a hunch, but I think all paths to Russia from Ukraine are likely monitored by the government who imprisoned him...
your right, coach wouldn't want to get shot crossing the border into russia by a ukrainian sniper.

perhaps coach is playing 4D chess and is going to hungary just for the russian embassy.

just like julian assange. live in the embassy for the duration of the war and, eventually, semiring the walls with turds once the russian give him up to ukraine due to the inevitable peace treaty.
 
I really don't think the Hungarians will like him anymore than the Ukrainians do, and if he runs his mouth in Hungary the way he did in Ukraine he's likely to end up in a ditch.
He doesn't even need to run his mouth to end up in a ditch, my friend. With the amount of gypsies we have here, there is a chance he might get stabbed to death if he chooses to go to a city like Miskolc or Budapest. After the sun goes down, these creatures rise from the ground and they aren't exactly peaceful.
 
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He doesn't even need to run his mouth to end up in a ditch, my friend. With the amount of gypsies we have here, there is a chance he might get stabbed to death if he chooses to go a city like Miskolc or Budapest. After the sun goes down, these creatures rise from the ground and they aren't exactly peaceful.
He might be safe if they're superstitious, with that hair, in dim light, especially moonlight, he looks like a stregoi I think they're called.
 
If he was rich, why would he try to grift this war?

If he was a total Russiaboo with money, he could have moved to Belarus than Russia. Or fled towards Belarus now.

I think he just got on through superchats.

I think he wants to go to Hungary and then fly back to the USA.
 
Eh, Hungarians hate hohols as much as Isis rape gangs and gypsies.

What will get him in trouble is no gibsmuh. He will need to bust ass for 400 dollars a month wagie cagie job, and for that he better start learning the hardest language of Europa, fast.
He's allegedly rich.
He will try to buy Erzsébet and Ilonka to use them in his red pill/blue balls schemes.
Time to put together a band of vigilantes to protect the comfy Hungarian women from alien degenerate predatory scum
From what I understand, he has Daddy's money. His father is rich and keeps his son afloat. The tug boat goes far in Eastern Europe, where the exchange rate is good and cost of living is low. Although the main reason he went to Ukraine was for women not cost of living.

I still don't know much about his dad, though, other than that he appeared on TV calling for Ukraine to release his son and looked well-kept.

But the more I think about it, the more I wish he went to Romania instead, then we could have a CPR/Tate crossover. Ahhh... what could have been!
 
If he was rich, why would he try to grift this war?

If he was a total Russiaboo with money, he could have moved to Belarus than Russia. Or fled towards Belarus now.

I think he just got on through superchats.

I think he wants to go to Hungary and then fly back to the USA.
I agree, he wants to write a book and sell the movie rights. That's been the plan since Russia invaded and he woke up one day in a war zone. That's why he stayed, determined to make himself as much of the Ukraine War story as the war itself.
 
But the more I think about it, the more I wish he went to Romania instead, then we could have a CPR/Tate crossover. Ahhh... what could have been!
He won't come here, cause the state is too friendly to the US and NATO and inimical to Russia, just like with Poland. Hungary is the only state in the EU that's playing this game. Not the first time they choose their allies... weirdly.
 
He could easily have bribed someone to give him his passport back and look the other way while he did a runner. Despite what the Twitter shills like to believe, Ukraine is still an insanely corrupt post-Soviet country that far more resembles Russia in oversight and accountability than it does most EU countries, and that nine grand he had stashed at his house is more than the average annual salary there. Even Null entered the country without any documents beside his passport by basically bribing a border official, if I'm remembering correctly.
This is also quite possible, there's only one reason I don't think it's the case.

If CPR had any excuse to make his story sound more badass, or make Ukraine sound worse, I think he would have taken that instead of 'and then they suddenly returned my papers and didn't put an ankle monitor on me, it was like they were telling me to leave'.

This is the guy who road to the boarder on a motorbike and took the time to write up his story when he could have been GTFO'ing.

Or maybe he did bribe an official, but he just didn't want to admit it. But then again he already said he's lost like $100,000 on this 'adventure' so I don't see why he would be embarrassed about admitting to a bribe. I'm sticking with the Ukrainian government either wanted him gone or some official fucked things up. 50/50 chance on either.

He won't come here, cause the state is too friendly to the US and NATO and inimical to Russia, just like with Poland. Hungary is the only state in the EU that's playing this game. Not the first time they choose their allies... weirdly.
Yeah that's a fair point. I guess the only other option was Transnistria which would be easier to sneak into and more sympathetic, but it's also dirt poor and shit. The thing that still gets me is that it's not an easy drive from over the Carpathian Mountains, I know there are roads but not many of them and if I were Ukraine I would just have checkpoints on those 4 roads no one can go around. Looking on google maps it's like a 16 hour drive too. I'd really like to know where he was when he took that picture.
 
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