Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[Osama Bin Laden]

He has 2 boys (Theodore and Bruce) and they are working on cooking up the third in the lab.

okay thats what i thought, didn't know he had a second child

 

[Local Wordmason]

Ethan is getting a third child because you want to have a man on all three bases before he hits that grand slam of fucking up as many kids as possible.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

He 100% uses ozempic. It's very on brand with his character and goes along with his record of being lazy fucktard.

Do we know the side effects of it yet? If there's one I know for a fact is that there's no such thing as a free lunch, there is no way ozempic is literally just a free no strings attached obesity eradicator.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Do we know the side effects of it yet? If there's one I know for a fact is that there's no such thing as a free lunch, there is no way ozempic is literally just a free no strings attached obesity eradicator.

A lot of the weight the lose is actually lean body mass (archive). And while most people think lean body mass as muscle, it includes everything else like bone density, brain matter, and organic tissue. On a funnier note, people are shitting their beds (archive) while on the drug. I think the reason is because most people on the drug do not change their diets so all the food they eat has to go somewhere. So while Hila Klein might not be facing justice for gunning down Palestinian children, there's a good chance she's woken up covered in her husband's mess.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Over/Under on the kid coming out black and having a suspiciously similar nose to the gardener?

 

[Asteroid Park]

So while Hila Klein might not be facing justice for gunning down Palestinian children, there's a good chance she's woken up covered in her husband's mess.

Last I heard, they're sleeping in separate beds. Lolcow caught Ethan slipping up in a podcast, asking Hila if she was going to put/keep something "by her bed". I don't have the exact clip at hand. iirc, there may have been a couple instances where Hila mentions they sleep seperately.

So she's probably avoiding a shared-shitted bed situation lol. She's still having his test tube babies though.

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Is this guy really supposed to be having kids? Dude's in his fucking 30s with greying hair, failing facial muscles and weighing close to 300 pounds on a diet of hipster junkfood and an echochamber that enables every bad decision he makes.

If Nick Fuentes is a being that God never intended to walk the earth, what the hell does that make Ethan's kids?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Words can not define how bottom of the barrel Ethan has deduced himself into in just the last few years.

Spoiler: Even the clickbait was lazy back then

The comments just say that Ethan’s Tourettes made Jonah notice him only once, and all of a sudden, he’s a “mega fan”.

Unbelievable.

 

[Xerxes IX]

A lot of the weight the lose is actually lean body mass (archive). And while most people think lean body mass as muscle, it includes everything else like bone density, brain matter, and organic tissue. On a funnier note, people are shitting their beds (archive) while on the drug. I think the reason is because most people on the drug do not change their diets so all the food they eat has to go somewhere. So while Hila Klein might not be facing justice for gunning down Palestinian children, there's a good chance she's woken up covered in her husband's mess.

Ethan has a fetishistic obsession with shit so he might see the side effect as a good thing.

 

[The Feline Solution]

ethan and hila are expecting another child
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Just what this world needs, another fucking Klein. Maybe this one won't lose a kidney due to parental neglect.

I love his his asskisser is like "WOW DUDE YOU ARE SO ALPHA! ONLY BOYS!!" when this dude can not even impregnate his own wife cause he can only coom to OnlyFans whores so he has to pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for a doctor to inject jizz into her eggs in a lab.


They are doing in vitro fertilization. They had to do that for all 3 of their kids.

I feel for women who have trouble conceiving and get robbed blind by IVF clinics (i heard about the prices in my country from a couple i am friends with, it's fucking criminal), but in this case it really does sound like Ethan is just too much of a lazy cunt and prefers IVF to actually giving his missus the business. Fuck knows what Hila thinks, she never seems like she's all there to me.

 

[Swole McPole]

in this case it really does sound like Ethan is just too much of a lazy cunt and prefers IVF to actually giving his missus the business.

I believe he's said in the past that due to the side effects of the massive doses of antidepressants he has to take to cope with being such a sad fucker, he hasn't been able to get a stiffy in many a long year.

(I'm paraphrasing, but that's the genuine gist of it.)

 

[trolol]

Hila is pregnant with a boy again, she really wanted a daughter and openly said she hopes one of her sons troons out.

 

[Tepes Thot]

Hila is pregnant with a boy again, she really wanted a daughter and openly said she hopes one of her sons troons out.

Please say jk. She’s about to go full Norma Bates in Psycho IV.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Hila is pregnant with a boy again, she really wanted a daughter and openly said she hopes one of her sons troons out.

Is there a clip of her saying this?

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

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Words can not define how bottom of the barrel Ethan has deduced himself into in just the last few years.

Spoiler: Even the clickbait was lazy back then

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The comments just say that Ethan’s Tourettes made Jonah notice him only once, and all of a sudden, he’s a “mega fan”.

Unbelievable.

people still care about that? i thought it was over and done with once people realized and stopped caring.

Please say jk. She’s about to go full Norma Bates in Psycho IV.

Is there a clip of her saying this?

not hila, but ethan

ethan and hila are expecting another child
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[Lidl Drip]

people still care about that? i thought it was over and done with once people realized and stopped caring.


not hila, but ethan

He doesn't say anything about trooning out one of the kids in this clip.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

He doesn't say anything about trooning out one of the kids in this clip.

oh sorry, completely misread your reply. my fault

 

[Tepes Thot]

people still care about that? i thought it was over and done with once people realized and stopped caring.


not hila, but ethan

Hopefully his heart hates him as much as any sane person does and decides to retire before the kid is born. I feel for those kids.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Hopefully his heart hates him as much as any sane person does and decides to retire before the kid is born. I feel for those kids.

he's a jew, of course not. he's gonna keep milking this shit till it/he dies

@Lidl Drip as soon as I opened TikTok, I found Hila announced their pregnancy

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

I believe he's said in the past that due to the side effects of the massive doses of antidepressants he has to take to cope with being such a sad fucker, he hasn't been able to get a stiffy in many a long year.

(I'm paraphrasing, but that's the genuine gist of it.)

If I was taking medication that gave me erectile dysfunction I would've changed that medication yesterday. How the fuck can any man just sit there and go 'welp, guess my dick doesn't work now.' knowing that its entirely fixable?!