Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

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Nicholas Cage or Kevin Spacey.
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K-Fux is box office poison. Steven Seagal is perfect for fat, slimy CRP. We don't need Johnny Depp to shit up a budget with prosthetics here. Cage with credited screentime guarantees this albatross a eight-figure budget.

SaidNoOneEver said:
Pedro Pascal. He's also Chilean and usually looks homeless too.
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Done already. Too memey. With Cage anything's possible.

Mr Schrodinger said:
I don't think coach was tortured, I think what happened is they detained him, took his money and told him to fuck off and never come back or else. They're in the middle of a war and don't want the international pressure of killing a US citizen. Coach is alive and headed to Serbia.
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Null had better hide. A wild CRP will shit up anyone's day. He has to be insanely retarded to not realize "shut the fuck up and don't fuck around" is the only sound advice a war tourist can take if he won't listen to "It's a war. Don't go fatso".
 
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Ghostse said:
Redditors seething, coping, dialating because he makes it, or him face down in a ditch because he didn't and there being one less obnoxious faggot.

This is some expert level "Would you rather".
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The only way I want to see a lolcow die is if they touch kids. I'm rooting for Gonzalo.
 
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I'm pretty interested to see if Coach ever appears in our media. Granted, he has to make it here for that to happen, but I'm curious regardless. There is one thing that kind of worries me a bit though: How will other countries react to us having a political prisoner holed up here?

Fornicario said:
You have to do weird things in confined spaces with wild animals.
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The problem is that the aforementioned wild animals are a protected minority, and they commit the majority of crimes. A few years back someone even made a racist anime poster about this and hung it at a bus stop, it says the following:
"Hey onii-chan! Did you know that despite making up only 9% of the overall population, gypsies commit two-thirds of all crimes?"
"But that's a huge overrepresentation!"
"It is indeed huge, onii-chan!"

AgendaPoster said:
It's cool we already share it in many ways, we can cross borders anytime, people from Budapest come for shopping when it's cheaper here etc. Most old people in the area speak some broken Hungarian and German. Lots of ties.
Only the lunatics on each side seethe about it. Trying to force a change of ownership would destabilize the whole continent, so sane people just want friendship and collaboration.
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Exactly, I have some good friends from Romania, the whole "who does it belong to" spiel is getting really old, and I think we have bigger problems that require a lot more attention than this retarded fighting.
 
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Fornicario said:
K-Fux is box office poison. Steven Seagal is perfect for fat, slimy CRP.
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AZOV BRIGADE COMMANDER: American! What is your name?

SEAGAL [fatly]: They all just call me . . . Coach.

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Guest starring Gerard Depardieu as Ethan Ralph

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Low IQ Outlaw said:
I'm pretty interested to see if Coach ever appears in our media. Granted, he has to make it here for that to happen, but I'm curious regardless. There is one thing that kind of worries me a bit though: How will other countries react to us having a political prisoner holed up here?


The problem is that the aforementioned wild animals are a protected minority, and they commit the majority of crimes. A few years back someone even made a racist anime poster about this and hung it at a bus stop, it says the following:
"Hey onii-chan! Did you know that despite making up only 9% of the overall population, gypsies commit two-thirds of all crimes?"
"But that's a huge overrepresentation!"
"It is indeed huge, onii-chan!"


Exactly, I have some good friends from Romania, the whole "who does it belong to" spiel is getting really old, and I think we have bigger problems that require a lot more attention than this retarded fighting.
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That's easy. Romania belongs to Romanians. Vlad III settled that. Too bad we're not in those tiimes
 
Still thoroughly convinced the SBU turned him into an asset. Call me crazy, but his whole "story" makes literally ZERO sense. If you think that EYE sound crazy, and for those of you who maybe haven't followed him for super long, look back to when he *the first time* got arrested. When he pasted those list's of names and The Duran britfags and everyone on twitter and youtube thought he legitimately died. He literally is like trying to live out some Jack Reacher fantasy so eventually he can write some bullshit book and Sean Penn will play him. He's such a faggot.
 
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AlfaMale said:
Still thoroughly convinced the SBU turned him into an asset. Call me crazy, but his whole "story" makes literally ZERO sense. If you think that EYE sound crazy, and for those of you who maybe haven't followed him for super long, look back to when he *the first time* got arrested. When he pasted those list's of names and The Duran britfags and everyone on twitter and youtube thought he legitimately died. He literally is like trying to live out some Jack Reacher fantasy so eventually he can write some bullshit book and Sean Penn will play him. He's such a faggot.
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Hear me out: the story is just CRP being CRP which is why it makes no sense. He also said he was previously picked up but iirc he ran to the police instead because some dudes wanted to beat his ass because he was being CRP calling Ukrainians Pigs in public in the opening days of the invasion.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Pedro Pascal. He's also Chilean and usually looks homeless too.

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Pascal would give the role a Woke slant which could be the chef's kiss to the whole charade. Nick Cage can be Warski from the OBS days and Steven Seagal (walking on his knees) can be Ethan Ralph.

(Bea Arthur was my first choice to play CRP but she's been dead for 15 years.)
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I really want Kevin Spacey for the gay male predator angle. I think it would be funny if the dating advice guy was a predator who molested the guys he "coached."

Johnny Depp might also be a good Coach Redpill. Especially with how he looks now.

There's just so many ways you can go with the part!
 
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AlfaMale said:
Still thoroughly convinced the SBU turned him into an asset. Call me crazy, but his whole "story" makes literally ZERO sense. If you think that EYE sound crazy, and for those of you who maybe haven't followed him for super long, look back to when he *the first time* got arrested. When he pasted those list's of names and The Duran britfags and everyone on twitter and youtube thought he legitimately died. He literally is like trying to live out some Jack Reacher fantasy so eventually he can write some bullshit book and Sean Penn will play him. He's such a faggot.
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It's more than curious how he still has access to his social media accounts when the first thing the authorities did when they arrested him the first time was take all of them over and permanently lock him out.
 
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