Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

I thought she had, but If she hasn't, I'd bet almost anything she probably will. Generally speaking, if the parties agree to anything, a judge won't do anything to derail that agreement. Maybe make minor adjustments, at most. Joint motions grease the wheels of the judicial system and overall lighten a judge's workload.

There's something really sus about this.

And yes, the judge could derail it and just dismiss the case for want of prosecution because this schedule is ridiculous. It indicates a lack of seriousness on all sides.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick sexualises witnesses. Much legal prowess:

PadreMortalis​

Dammit. I'm at work and I heard her voice and rackets, "ok!" So I had to stop to see. Gingers are cute

Chat follows:

UnenNailo​

We all know Camelot331 is gonna smash pissers with officer ginger and make stomach pancakes for her.

D_INTP​

I bet Officer Ginger is better at extracting semen.

LOCALS claims to have Faran's DUI bodycam:

Southanarchist​	DUI, moved, fired, disowned
Brimstoneddd​	DUI??

Southanarchist​

Yupp on video

Brimstoneddd​

Somebody got the body cam?

Southanarchist​

It was on YT. Holup

Brimstoneddd​

It would be crazy if during it she was taking shit shit how Nick's locals would blast her for it

Southanarchist​

https://youtu.be/7OxktRA0hF8

LOCAL tossing stones at YT:

Jenna_c​

Yeah but YouTube chat was essentially like “her boobs are too small! She shouldn’t be up there talking” which was a weird take

Mandy in an auto crash and crys for attention:

Spoiler: Mandy cries for attention

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw I'm here Nick. Did you get my Discord DM?

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw My truck is totaled. I'm lawyered up though. She's going to take care of everything she said. I already signed the HIPA and forms for them to take over.

Andrew_Wahoo​	Bend them over
RekietaLaw​	yeah, that sounds like a pretty solid insurance case

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw Anyway sorry to interrupt your show!

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

Yo! Good news! You good on the whiplash or is your neck fucked?

Mandy_K​

My lower back and right knee.

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw I got an ambulance ride to the ER.

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

Guessing right knee is from impact? Any breaks in the lower back? Your psoas could have been fucked up and chasing that pain around is years of sysiphysal bullshit

Mandy_K​

The lawyer is sending me an uber to pick me up and take me to chiropractor tomorrow. Funny thing is when I called my boss he said a lot of my co-workers saw me getting loaded into the ambulance.

Mandy_K​

ER took cat scan and x-ray. I have no broken bones but I have soft tissue damage

Mandy_K​

Yeah on the 360 NB as I was stopped behind the traffic. A car hit me from behind at 70 MPH and pushed me into an SUV I was behind. So I was sandwiched between twho carsa.

Mandy_K​

Well the pisser is that the cop/firefrighter LOST my house/mail keys.

Mandy_K​

So I went by the police station and they found my case, and found the cop who responded and the cop said he doesnt know where the keys are\

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

Thank goodness for no broken bones. I can already feel it’s gluteus medius and illiopsoas splinting, hopefully your chiro catches it

Cari can feel your vibrations:

Carimachet​

Yay so sound is vibration (formation of life) I can “hear” a lot more than others for a long time > Native American but also from meditation

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

Makes sense, imagination is a huge part of perception, like how some cultures have 300 words for green but no word for blue

Chat knows Nick's limits:

Vawus​

Was hoping Nick would take tonight off and rest for the trial stream tomorrow. If he streams tonight, makes it way less likely he streams tomorrow

Why, Nick?

tiffhang​

Who was the second male DNA on the dildo though..

RekietaLaw​

if it's not the victim's dad, I'm gonna be disappointed in the defendant

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another Schabusiness archive chat:

WHY SHARE?

ActualBoomer​

Feces and menstral blood make good art supplies

Southanarchist​

My wife’s cousin did exactly this and is almost completely gone now. He older brother was close to normal and meth led him to shoot his pregnant girlfriend in the face and go to prison. The day after he got out he blew his head off with his little brothers shotgun

Cari the mental health expert

Spoiler: Chat has enough of her mumbo jumbo

Darkomen42​

She sounds like someone who has mental issues that aren't that bad, that did lots of drugs and fucked themselves up even worse and is probably fairly legitimately nuts at this point. I don't know that it matters much whether it's prison or so institution.

Carimachet​	May you never deal with her mental issues > you know nothing about health mental or otherwise
Carimachet​	You are just trying to distance yourselves from something you feel and do yourself particularly sexual psychotic behavior

Southanarchist​	YouAreProjecting
Buzzion​	You're always interesting. Completely out of your fucking mind with horrible takes on people here. But interesting.

Carimachet​

Does rackets have OCD and that’s why he bent toward porn addiction > most probably and therefore must distance himself Tom any mirror

Carimachet​

I am a medical professional and I find this disturbing that people are saying she has some light mental issues > what’s the psychotic bar?????

She is NOT a medical professional according to herself. She is a hippie slacktavist and hambeast that hates Jews unironically.

Southanarchist​

What precisely is your profession. Because a CNA is a medical professional

Carimachet​

Fucking meditate people

Carimachet​

What’s your line of work son ?

Millerwelds1​

Lol, raising kids and building everything under the sun. mechanical engineer.

Carimachet​

So let me walk into your engineering life and tell you all about like you know nothing

Don't lock up a woman for killing her kids! Crazy is OK!

Carimachet​

Putting a woman in prison for murdering her children when she was clearly psychotic is not a standard of ethics anywhere > Joe Biden is insane and he is the stupid president that’s the state of America

Normal:

--Still--Life--​

I genuinely would kill ot torture animal abusers but cops think they have a right to stop me and get in my way. They are a huge fucking problem

LOCALS withdrawal:

SleepingPsycho​

Bruh locals is being gayer than normal

Darkomen42​

Good thing Crowder is still on break or people would be losing their fucking minds with locals

Lucentile​

I have a theory that the APP messages aren't loading for the Laptop users and vice versa, @Spices are you on a phone?

SenorSpielbergo​

Look at this shit, all 3 browsers showing different states of the chat. The should all be showing the same thing.

Spices​

I NEED MY FAMILY LOCALS!!!!!

RekietaLaw​

GOD I NEED THIS CHAT FIXED

Wine Moms and Xannies:

Spoiler: Cari offers a CURE to brain damage

Carimachet​	My friend was addicted to Xanax
Sally78​	Mental illness plus drugs. Schizophrenia. Hmmm
Spices​	So was I. It melted my brain. Completely.
Spices​	Docs used to RX xanax like candy
Spices​	I have zero memory now and lost a great deal of my past because of xanax.

Carimachet​

My friend went into outpatient to get off Xanax and the heroin addicts there said that Xanax is the worst to get off of !!!!

Spices​

I did the same. Tho I was inpatient for 14 days and my heart stopped once. I was taking a fuck ton of xanax. It was bad.

Carimachet​	If you meditate it will help your memory and take this magnesium
Spices​	I'm gonna do that. I have such trouble trying to meditate. I've tried so hard. Any good places to maybe find instruction?
Spices​	THANK YOU Carimachet!! ♥♥

Spices​

They have to want it. The list of people I knew who are now dead is wayyyy to fuckin long. One family lost ALL their kids. It's horrid. I went to jail the night I was moving from pills to heroin and once finally out years later I found the office who arrested me and thanked him for saving my life.

Follow for more crazy:

Carimachet​

My pleasure keep me posted how you are > I am on Twitter again got my account back if you are on there @carimachet on there

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Truamatised... by ants...

Spoiler: Cari's trauma

Carimachet​

I was bitten by a mass of ants as a child on my ass and I just can’t get over it

Carimachet​

I tried so many times to let it go > not happening

Carimachet​

Love worms and love spiders > sever trauma from many many aunt bits when I was little I was a tiny child

SirVieVal​

I understand that, I grew up in Texas with fire ants. A real hazard. I just love their evolutionary mechanisms. They are impressive creatures

Carimachet​

Like what ? Yes that is interesting > I just have PTSD about the incident I love insects and things like bats have a bat house in the tree etc

Spectree snitching on DISCORD?

TheSpectreReport​

He's tryign to sleep. I DM'd on Discord about something he needed to know on his server, and he's gone to sleep now.

Nick's inconstancy draws critique:

Spoiler: Noseguards swoop in quickly

Julia543​

I’d rather he just make a decision and stick with it and post it instead of overpromising

FifiGigantor​	So no stream tonight?
Mad_Amos​	doubt
FifiGigantor​	Boo

GrouchyOldGeezer​	up early this morning, up late last night, tired
GrouchyOldGeezer​	and Provigil doesn't last forever
DILLIGAF27185​	He must have too much money
DILLIGAF27185​
icancook​	yes, he deserves every penny plus he got 5 kids

Gene7624​

Is there a show tonight or is he bitching out on us?

aCompleteRandom​

Something something 11 hour stream. Won't be a stream tonight either. He pre-announced no stream Friday. Maybe go to the theater and watch the Angel Studios flick instead?

They bitch in LOCALS when they are on ANOTHER stream hosted by Susanna?

Spoiler: How DARE they silence me on another channel MUH FREEZE PEACH IS IN DANGER!

aCompleteRandom​

Hey @Sally78 your mod's a fag. 7000 seconds timed out for a superman vs spiderman joke?

aCompleteRandom​	@JulianDelphiki show your face you nerdy fucking coward.
robertford9999​	@aCompleteRandom untimed out. apparently it was supposed to be a 2 minute timeout not 2 hour

JulianDelphiki​

it was an accident and you're butthurt, piss off

aCompleteRandom​

Dude, I made a "you're gay because you prefer spiderman to superman" joke and you fucking muted me. Are you high you weak kneed sissy bitch? Fuck you. Seriously.

aCompleteRandom​

I said words, @JulianDelphiki that meant NOTHING. You exercised power. You're a fag of the highest order.

aCompleteRandom​

I'd punch you in the dick right now for sure to show what a manly man you are, were you to show up in front of me, right now.

JulianDelphiki​	turbo gay shit
aCompleteRandom​	Come on @JulainDelphiki explain to me, what'd I do wrong? Mocked you for preferring spiderman to superman? Are you high?

aCompleteRandom​

Little julianfag over there decided to hand out a couple hour mute for calling him a fag for preferring spiderman and his silky bdsm webs over superman and his strong chin. Sounds gay, doesn't it?

aCompleteRandom​	Yep. And nothing that violates the rules of even twitch. Imagine a couple hour timeout from JulianFAG from our own little community, for such nonsense.
aCompleteRandom​	So much for free speech. Little offended spidermand comicnerd faggot.

aCompleteRandom​

All good. Sally loses one viewer. Over nothing she did. She'll gain others. But if Julian will chase people off over a comics joke, what else will he chase them off over?

aCompleteRandom​

@JulianDelphiki a piece of advise fren: A bit of ribbing is a bit of ribbing. You make it real, it's real. I don't have time to deal with another mommy. Grow the fuck up and stop destroying your creator's credibility.

JulianDelphiki​	so why give a fuck
JulianDelphiki​	retard
JulianDelphiki​	shut up
JulianDelphiki​	go superchat nick with a photo of his wife

aCompleteRandom​

Hey! Nick's locals! Superman fan here! In Sally's stream I stated that Julian was clearly gay for liking spiderman because of those silky bdsm webs! Worth a couple hour ban, no?

aCompleteRandom​

Sounds like a reasonable infraction, who gives a fuck about speech, no?

aCompleteRandom​	Best part, at the time of the "infraction" we were watching kill bill 2.
aCompleteRandom​	Women buried alive? No worries. Questioning spiderman fandom? Holy fuck bro!

Sally78​

Okay.. seriously... Everyone is simply trying to have fun. Why do people have to pick fights

aCompleteRandom​	I wasn't the one who muted for 7000 seconds. That's a lot of seconds.
aCompleteRandom​	I will address it though. I unsubbed, and I won't go back. It's done.

Sally78​

I am sorry.. I like you. You like to be a contrarion and pick fights when you are bored..you know you are this way..I have always said drama free zone.just fun. Want to pick fights and have a debate go somewhere else..enough shit in the world.

robertford9999​

you can't unsub from a twitch stream. you can only let your sub expire. (and the sub you had was gifted to you, you didn't buy it)

aCompleteRandom​

No, you can't make excuses for your "mod". I, as a superman fan, called him "gay" as a spiderman fan, and used the webs and the bdsm connotation to make a legitimately hilarious joke. And I get a 2 hour ban? That's mod abuse. So, that's the kind of atmosphere you want, then that's where I'm not gonna be. And will never promote others to be. It's simple man.

aCompleteRandom​

I like you sally, and I picked no fights. Bad jokes, drunken shenanigans. But I escalated nothing. And to have any form of speech refrainment over... A comics joke? You're shitting me. Clean up your staff. And have them apologize for their deviant behavior.

aCompleteRandom​

@JulianDelphiki Come back here you fruity faggot. Don't let Sally fight your battles you coward. You mute for hours over a comics joke? Seriously? As a MOD? Are you high? Let's go, brother.

Sally78​

I don't a shit about superman or spiderman.. you had been taking jabs all night waiting for someone to bite..like a said drama free zone.. talk all the shit you want don't be an ass my only rule..know your audience and who u are speaking too. My mods have been with me since day one. Why do u feel you need to pick fights .why can't people just let things go and have fun without drama..girls are supposed to be drama not men.

Sally78​

The time out thing was an accident.. two people told you that

aCompleteRandom​

Fine, I don't care. Your mods will mute for hours over calling spiderman gay while superman's the man? Good luck.

robertford9999​	I told you the two hour mute was an accident it was supposed to be 2 minutes so stop repeating that shit.
Sally78​	How many times do I have to tell you it was by accident for it to sync in. Then you attack me. You are allowed to think and feel however you would like..
aCompleteRandom​	It wasn't an accident. Had I said nothing, it'd be just fine. It wasn't addressed in 100 seconds, it wasn't an accident. I gave it a moment before I brought it here, didn't I? I'm not stupid, Sally. Neither are you.

aCompleteRandom​

Tell me, in a locals full of mods of all stripes, every mod here, how often do you "accidentally" assign a 7000 second mute?

Sally78​

For the record it wasn't about superman. You took jabs all night .people just want to have fun. Zero drama. Done talking about it. I have always liked you.. zero drama from me.

aCompleteRandom​

Fine. Clearly I'm not cool to be around when I'm drinking. I'll dip out. It's no issue, sally. You can just tell me. Here. In "public" even. But to assign a multi hour mute over a comics joke? That's actually what happened. If I don't fit with your channel, I certainly don't want to damage it.

aCompleteRandom​

So, Sally and Julian, good luck. I won't impose upon your show again. It's great. But don't insult me claiming it's a fucking "mistake". Coward Julian.

Sally78​

It was an accident..I don't know how many times I can tell you this. Ford even can in and said it was an accident..just chill..I like you..zero drama

aCompleteRandom​

But hey, @Sally78 let's go into this. You say I was trying to pick a fight. I'll give that I was talking shit on blondes all night. I do so... Every night. Because my wife is a blonde. It's a fun life, sometimes. And you need to poke at it, and it's in good fun. If that's worthy of being punted from your chat? Say so! "Subject off the table: Blondes". It'll be great! You know sally? You have a look that will enforce it without the need for mods. I just thought it was funny.

Sally78​

I don't a shit that you were talking shit on blondes.. come on..listen to yourself..even now you want to fight and argue. I am not about that..my best friend died this week. I can't deal with this shit.

aCompleteRandom​

No, see, your post is bullshit. Now you're actually pissing me off. And you shouldn't. I don't know what you're even responding to this crap. What is your goal here? I literally made a joke about how gay spiderman is because I prefer superman, and I was muted for several hours. On your channel. I gave you a fucking out with the talking shit on blondes, and you want to paint me as a bad guy. Good. Fuck off. I don't want to talk about your channel again. It's dead to me.

Sally78​

Random. Seriously..that's fine youn do you.i don't care about you talking shit about blinded..I think it funny. My best friend and pal died this week. I don't have time for drama in my life. We won't speak. That's your choice..never painted you as anything. I said I like you and you continue to twist my words into a narrative. Sorry you feel the way you do.

 

[Swole McPole]

Mandy_K​

ER took cat scan and x-ray. I have no broken bones but I have soft tissue damage

The cunt's got a bruise but she'll get paid out because it's cheaper to pay her out that it is to fight her.

Jeez, I hate the antisocial scum who make fraudulent accident claims.

 

[Faticati]

I wish we could have nick doing a step by step with the lawsuit, that he could have avoided just by saying "Im sorry you are not a pedo"

 

[Captain Manning]

He has a LOCALS stream where he whinged about being at the zoo and an amusement park all day on Friday and Saturday such that he could only do a short showing on Flashcast.

So, basically, it's "those goddamned kids" again?

Ya know, for the sake of those kids, he should really come up with a better excuse. I know we're all shitlords on a shitposting site, but I honestly do feel bad for them. They don't deserve any of this, and talk like that is gonna make them feel like they're unwanted burden.

Spectree snitching on DISCORD?

Wouldn't be the first time. Wonder what it is now. More porn, or did somebody merely have the temerity to call Nick a lazy drunken faggot?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I wish we could have nick doing a step by step with the lawsuit he could have avoided just by saying "Im sorry, you are not a pedo"

FTFY. Commas save per se defamation... Maybe Nose could have helped you with that grammar. We all know he is a shite barrister.

It always surprises me when people pull the paedo insult... 'Gay', 'faggot', and 'retard' were always enough for me and not like to cause a suit... Except in Saudi Arabia, maybe...

So, basically, it's "those goddamned kids" again?

Ya know, for the sake of those kids, he should really come up with a better excuse. I know we're all shitlords on a shitposting site, but I honestly do feel bad for them. They don't deserve any of this, and talk like that is gonna make them feel like they're unwanted burden.

I am sure they think it is 'normal'. They are homeschooled kids that live near their weird cousins and only god knows how many other people they see. In the end it might not matter if they are glued to screens like most young ones these days...

Wouldn't be the first time. Wonder what it is now. More porn, or did somebody merely have the temerity to call Nick a lazy drunken faggot?

The server is dead. The occasional new person drops in, hears the echoes of emptiness, and leaves. It is only a few dedicated who still post there.

Nick killed it in December with the great freeze, his LOCALS obsession, and the great casting off of fans.

 

[AnOminous]

I wish we could have nick doing a step by step with the lawsuit, that he could have avoided just by saying "Im sorry you are not a pedo"

I don't know that's true, but "I had zero evidence you're a pedo" would have probably sufficed.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Apparently, the judge wants to try the ADR (Alternative Dispute Resolution) route in 2024, with a possible trial not commencing until 2025 (buckle up for a long ride, boyos).

Wrongful death cases can be filed and tried within this kind of a timeline.

Holy shit.

 

[Chibitzen]

Mandy_K​	@RekietaLaw My truck is totaled. I'm lawyered up though. She's going to take care of everything she said. I already signed the HIPA and forms for them to take over.
RekietaLaw​	yeah, that sounds like a pretty solid insurance case

Mandy_K​

@RekietaLaw Anyway sorry to interrupt your show!

She should send Minecraft resolution pixel bruises to His Thirstiness to help him cope. I bet your insurance will love receiving those photos as well!

 

[Retink Retunk]

I don't know that's true, but "I had zero evidence you're a pedo" would have probably sufficed.

Or take the journo route and claim you had a source that turned out to be wrong and that you'll take more care in the future when performing due diligence.

Pretty much anything besides the option Nick chose would have probably made sense. Declaring someone a pedo is a pretty big accusation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They bitch in LOCALS when they are on ANOTHER stream hosted by Susanna?

I don’t know who any of these people are but that @CompleteRandom nigga is 100% faggot. Autism speaks but it in this case it really shouldn’t have.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

More AI voiced goodness about the latest filing for discovery (3mins long)

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick did a LOCALS stream:

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

Interesting what his 'principles' make him do...

- He talked about how he doesn't like smoking weed and how it actually affects his mental function. All other drugs and alcohol don't. It was just shy of 'I am built different'.

- He is busy tomorrow because LR is going to hang out with a 'friend'..

Cue the jokes...

- He bitches about having to go alone with his kids, parents, and wife to thr amusement park. He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them. That is horrible to be biting your tongue the whole time.

- People asked for updates in the LOLsuit and he said that there were none. He then hastily emended that 'none he really knows about. It is going on in the background'.

I don't believe him. With how much he bitches about stupid things, he keeps up. Just like with his thread...

- He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.

Do you think his audience buys it more than we do? They are harping on the same criticisms now that this thread was maligned for voicing pre-Coomening

 

[Faticati]

More AI voiced goodness about the latest filing for discovery (3mins long)

This is the coom gambit. Schnider will add nicks sexual history to discovery but he cannot possibly even read a list of all the men that have fucked nicks ass. This is assuming nick doesnt throw the even longer list of men who fucked his wife in the pile.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle. Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

So this guy can't hardly keep the most minor of schedules but he has a drug and the paraphernalia for it that just became decriminalized? For a drug he doesn't even like?

Not really a mindblowing take or anything but the guy seems to have no problem with planning, commitment and organization when it involves drugs.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

- He smoked weed from a blue and orange pipe just becuase possession became legal in MN. He doesn't like it, but he did it on principle.

Imagine smoking a drug you don’t like on livestream because FUCK YOU, DAD.

He’s such a terrible liar for someone with so much practice.

Blue and orange are he and LR's colours, apparently...

Fun fact: Tide Pods are their favorite aphrodisiacs to feed each other.

- He bitches about having to go alone with his kids, parents, and wife to thr amusement park. He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them.

This nigga is a Midwestern dork who decided that being a drunk degenerate was a whole personality. He is painfully immature. Rekieta makes Boogie look like a man with gravitas.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

- He bitches about having to go alone with his kids, parents, and wife to thr amusement park. He is surrounded by normies, constantly thinking of racist jokes, and he CANNOT say them. That is horrible to be biting your tongue the whole time.

Sounds like his family is suppressing his free speech! Why isn't he calling them slurs on principle?!

- He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.

Wait, how long is matsuri?! How did it become 3 weeks?! And then he's going to have another 'vacation' for his show!?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

He announced that he was out this month for 3 weeks of vacation and people wigged out. He said that he was NOT totally cutting off, but streaming less, but where he can.

Do you think his audience buys it more than we do?

There was a discussion on the Anisa thread recently about how YouTube is not about talent, or even quality, but that youtubers succeed with the sheer amount of content they put out. Some call being consistent, some a grind, others a grift. You see this with a Turkey Tom or a Leafy. A lot of youtube watching, in particular 10+ minute content, is background noise. And to keep people interested, you have to keep posting content.

Of course, I am sure Mr. Self-Professed Social Media Expert already knows this, with his previously announced 3 week vacation and other holidays, and sporadic posting even without those excuses.

The second worst thing to happen a youtube channel is not haters or a-lawgs, it's apathy. And not posting content means a lot of people lose that inertia to keep watching something they may not care that much about, at least anymore. (The worst is getting nuked off the platform.)