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WhiteNight said:
It's not (just) her preferences. It's the statement in the OP that if an Indian guy thinks he has a chance with her, it must mean she's ugly. That's a pretty vicious comment.
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Well... Would you be happy about having an low IQ street shitter lusting after you?
Not saying she's not a femcel, because refusing to improve yourself and still wanting a high tier male is a prime femcel trait.
But Indian guys is one of the first things that pops up, when you would define the word retard.
ZMOT said:
this, they're usually thirsty as fuck, especially going after 8+ chicks.
her getting messages from some curry dude is the opposite of him thinking she's ugly.
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More like, if only bottom tier guys lust after her it means she's bottom tier too. Which isn't wrong though.
 
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Drama Fan said:
Is there a sport other than American football where a halfback is a position? Halfbacks are supposed to be pretty big because they're a jack of all trades position. Sometimes they're a running back, sometimes they're a pass option, and other times they have to block the 300 pound dudes from smashing your quarterback.
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Rugby? When I watch rugby the guys are all pretty big, but also capable of running
Drama Fan said:
Also I think this guy really underestimates the amount of bullets that are fired in wartime. The overwhelming majority hit absolutely nobody and being 15% smaller in terms of exposed surface area really isn't going to do shit in a warzone.
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But that assumes bullets are the threat here. No fucks are given about your "surface area" by the 152mm shell landing 2 feet off from you.
Drama Fan said:
I'm assuming this person operates under the assumption that every shot is some dice roll like Xcom or DnD or some shit.
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VIDYA SPERG TIME! I recently played Xcom, and the conclusion I came to is that light cover trumps a higher defense stat in the majority of cases. Related to above, explosives ignore the defense stat. I assume this to partially be the case IRL.
 
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Negro said:
There isn't a "this story happened to me" subreddit left that isn't the most obvious, purestrain creative writing here in 2023.

There's 10+ stories per day on the front page about cartoon villain men, bosses, in-laws etc. that feature every hive-mind talking point ("my husband laughed at my rape tonight, he's a MAGA-supporting Andrew-Tate-fan Joe-Rogan-watching anti-vaxxer who hates cats and won't watch the new Barbie movie with me, what do you think reddit?") but still get voted to the sky because reddit's community of shut-in ideologues genuinely think this is how people are IRL.
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Literally front page this morning from the TwoX fanfic factory:

"I’m crying uncontrollably even reading (edit: I meant typing) this so I might be incoherent.

I’m 27. My boyfriend is 30. I moved to the country I live in now when I was 20. I was sex trafficked for 5 years by that point and moving to this country was my escape. I met him about a year after moving here and we became friends. It was strictly platonic at first and I told him about my past. He was there for me, listened to me and held me while I cried. He was an amazing friend. A year ago, he confessed that he had feelings for me. I said I did too and we started dating. I told him I didn’t feel comfortable having sex soon into our relationship because of all I’ve been through and asked him if he was willing to be patient with me because I didn’t know how long it would take for me to feel comfortable being intimate with him. He said it was completely fine and he didn’t make any move before I was ready.

Yesterday, I told him I wanted to try going further. I was into it and actually enjoying myself. When he was getting close to finishing, he said “I get why men were willing to pay to have you. I’d pay for this too”. I froze. My heart felt like it stopped beating for a second and my stomach dropped. I lay completely still and he finished. I looked at him in shock and asked “why the hell would you say that?”. He looked shocked as well and said he wasn’t thinking logically and thought it might turn me on. I asked why the hell memories of my worst nightmares would turn me on??"

Of course not one comment suggesting that this hilariously on-the-nose story about a cartoon villain as told by a 3-month old sleeper account might not be 100% true.

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Sicko Hunter said:
Complete detachment from reality. Just totally gone. This is what happens when you ban moderates and other people who aren't 100% indoctrinated.
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Tech companies have a right wing bias? Try saying faggot and see how long you last lol. Absolute up your own ass. I guess making money is right wing, maybe?
 
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Fujoshi forgets that Alpha & Omega doesn't exclusively refer to a subgenre of gay porn.
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When told about this, here's what she had to say.
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Karakhalkin-Gol said:
Fujoshi forgets that Alpha & Omega doesn't exclusively refer to a subgenre of gay porn.
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The person who did the controversial probably -debunked study about wolves and hierarchy is forever on my shit list because it spawned the existence of ABO porn. Whoever knew teenage girls would love reading about canine penises? 🤢
 
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SentinentCloud said:
Wtf is a Alpha & Omega gay porn?
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A type of yaoi fanfiction where humans can be either Alphas, Betas, or Omegas.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/OmegaverseTL;DR
Alphas are tops and Omegas are bottoms. In many of them the Alpha can impregnated an Omega male and you have the usual characterization of the Alpha being a dom and the Omega being a sub to the point where theyre essentiallya woman
 
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