Cobes might straight up start off antagonizing Raxx the minute he sees him. He's categorized Raxx as a sicko, once Cobes is on a subject he's not going off of it and Raxx is tiny and weak. I honestly think it'd come to blows really fast which would be funny but short lived.
No, the autistic Voltron thing has always sucked and been a huge pain in the ass before it inevitably collapsed.
The benefits of Cyrax being on Fishtank 2
Do you think it's possible to get him to agree to come out from under Sally's apron to be on the show though?
Boy looked like someone strapped together a pair of question marks for a three legged race while walking into court last week.
But he was totally an athlete in high school you guys, he had baseball camps scouting him out.
Remember that scene in Blade II where Snipes keeps slapping Ron Pearlman with impunity? You could do the exact same thing to him. Not just because of the goblin vision but he's so stupid he'd keep falling for the same trick over and over.
He's not cracking 100lbs, anyone on the farms could bench press him without issue he's that light. Remember he didn't even have the body mass to rip the bat away from protest guy and Marty took him off his feet with a single slap.
Pick him up from behind, like a bear hug (he can't reach back there), and, after he calms down and stops flailing, stand on a scale while holding him.
Probably not. He's more of a parasite than the bugs burrowing into his scalp.
Could you bribe Sally to make him go on?
You're forgetting about the goblin goo his body excretes, especially when he's upset. You could wash that shit off but you'll never be clean.. Though it is possible he's like a kitten, grab him by the scruff of his neck and he'll just go limp.
The only way that happens is if Sam Hyde offers him a spot in the house and the troll he attacked with a bat agrees to drop the charges (and the legal fees that go with it).
Could be that's she's spending the majority of her government benefits/welfare on rent. I don't think she has a chest full of nazi gold stashed under the floorboards just for rent.
If Cyrax did it, that's a huge fucking if. He wouldn't be able to handle it and quit early. I legit believe that if people kept donating with the TTS and played the clips of him screaming it would be fucking hilarious. I could also see Sam making an AI voice that sounds like MBM and having people pay $1 extra just to fuck with him.
He's teaming up with da white bowza. This is going to be a hell of a trial.
You'd have to put people like Kate Peters and these other trolls on the stand to lay foundation to verify the evidence. How well do you think that would go on cross-examination?
This retard is going to bring in other retards into his legal troubles. This Is going to be funny as fuck.
So, the cows he mentions are ones he's interacted with, except for Chris, who he's been compared to, and has supposedly "done some research on."
I'll admit I didn't think about this when I posted. I'm pretty retarded. Now I can see any law enforcement throwing out any evidence that people bring forward, because most people catching Cyraxx on his hig game hunt for teen girls are trolls. And trolls aren't exactly the most credible people. I didn't really think when I made that post.
