Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Yeah, but consider it a win for the Farms. This way, neither Jax or Daniel can walk away from the kid when the Harmonious Triad inevitably implodes. Two palimony suits is better than one.

God, I still can't believe this is actually happening. As much as pregnancy is driving Bex nuts, it pales next to actually raising a kid and having to devote ALL your time to it when you are a selfish narcissist. Bex thinks this is the "hard part". LOL, she has no fucking clue what comes next.
It’s an unbelievably selfish act, to inflict herself as a mother upon a child. You know that thing where women with mental illness have a baby and it amplifies their disorder by magnitudes? Yeah that. You think life was awful before the baby, Yonah? You have no idea.
 
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LMAO. Suffer, cucks.
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Becky has alienated almost everyone in her life.
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Especially Jackson's side of the family. Jackson is "pretty bummed right now".
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I feel so bad for Jackson's mom... just imagine it. You have a total dweeb for a son, but he manages to surprise you by unexpectedly getting a girlfriend in college. They even move in together quickly! Then you meet her... and it's Becky. :lol: They get married at like age 20, so at least you can look forward to grandchildren soon, right? Maybe tolerating your crazy daughter-in-law won't be so bad? Lol no. They wait 15+ years before finally having a kid, but then you find out that they used sperm from some other man in your son's polycule. Jesus Christ!
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Poor Becky is suffering oh-so-terribly... 😢
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To make things better, she's asking her witchy friends for advice on appeasing the spirits. (True and Honest Jew, btw 🙄)
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Becky reacts to Anita Sarkeesian shutting down Feminist Frequency. GOOBERGATE! Burn down the games industry!
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Becky is going to meet her biodad soon. She's planning on inundating him with all her childhood "abuse" trauma.
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A day in the life of Becky:
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Wow, what a conundrum! 🙄
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Becky is positive that Hannah is going to get "hate crimed" eventually.
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Becky is clearly very pious & sincere in her new Jewish faith... 🙄 She doesn't care if Hannah grows up not believing in God, but she BETTER BELIEVE IN SANTA CLAUS AND RANDOM SPIRITS... OR ELSE!
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Becky clearly never intends to get a job again. Not unless it's a high-paying, do-nothing job, I guess.
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Karen Becky:
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Still feuding with Mami over Becky's weight. She has a height of 5'3''. If it's true that Becky weighs 180 lbs now, then that puts her at a BMI of 31.9 (a bit over the obese mark). It's clear she was lying about losing tons of weight. I'm pretty sure she said like a year ago that she was 180-190 lbs, somewhere in that range. So she's only lost 10 pounds AT MOST.
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Becky is a petty tyrant at home, who could have guessed? Suffer, cucks.
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Becky was on a panel (via Zoom) a few days ago at a conference put on by the Society of American Archivists. I don't think the footage is publicly available? But should keep an eye out. The panel was called "Life in the Fast Lane: Video Game Archives" (Session 802).
https://www2.archivists.org/am2023
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Aside from the Apex Legends Lore Hub, Becky also worked on another project before she was fired. Can you guess what it might be? Keep in mind that Apex Legends is like an e-sport multiplayer shooter, btw.
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...yes, a cookbook. And Becky just can't understand why she wasn't valued and got the boot. 😂

??? WTF
Becky's going to abuse this kid terribly. *sigh* She's going to MAKE SURE that Hannah is every bit as messed up as Becky herself is. This screams "self-fulfilling prophecy".
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Oh, and don't you dare say nice things about Becky! :mad:
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"Poverty and lack of affordable housing"

This HAG I swear.
Right?
So no self-harming or suicide-baiting recently Yonah? Good to know pregnancy has cured all your personality disorder ‘issues,’ such as using your fat lumpy body and non-binary label to smirk and insult biological women. What a glum cunt.
 
So she couldn't have children for a decade because of these things she says are not fixed as she embarks on having a child?

A day in the life of Becky:
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What's different from her pre-pregnancy life?

Becky is positive that Hannah is going to get "hate crimed" eventually.
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Wow, look at the white male religious conservative forcing his religion on his yet unborn child.

Becky is a petty tyrant at home, who could have guessed? Suffer, cucks.
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Wow, look at the white male religious conservative defending his exploitation gained "property rights" against the community.

"There's just something so empowering after a lifetime of ... to be able to stand there and go 'actually nah I'm gonna do what I want' & feel zero guilt about it"
What's different from her pre-pregnancy life?
 
Drop in to do my bi-annual Bex catchup (because I can't handle this bitch on the regular, she legitimately makes me want to fed post), and I see the worse has come true. She has a bun in the oven... God... why have you forsaken us? Ralph can lose parental rights and his women can run away, but this one... no one deserves being raised by Becky.

Maybe we were wrong about Ralph and the anti-christ... it's not Xander or Reroll... it's gonna be this one.
 
Still feuding with Mami over Becky's weight. She has a height of 5'3''. If it's true that Becky weighs 180 lbs now, then that puts her at a BMI of 31.9 (a bit over the obese mark). It's clear she was lying about losing tons of weight. I'm pretty sure she said like a year ago that she was 180-190 lbs, somewhere in that range. So she's only lost 10 pounds AT MOST.
5'2'' or 5'3''.
I'll split the difference and say she's 5' 2.5". At that height, anything over 166 lbs is considered obese, which is more than I'd call "a bit over." And to get all the way down to the "normal weight" category, she'd have to get under 139 pounds. That would be losing over 22% of her body weight.

5' 2.5" is 62.5", so she'd fall somewhere between the two highlighted rows:
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(source: https://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmi_tbl.htm)
 
She looks just fat in that pic.
Yes. She's also intentionally sticking out her stomach. If she's actually pregnant (I'm still on the fence, because Becky lies constantly and also some unsquashed bit of hope that no child is subject to the suffering that would be Becky and the cucks as their parents) it wouldn't be showing nearly that much at this stage. She's just trying to use her fat to shame people, just like she uses everything else.
 
I feel so bad for Jackson's mom... just imagine it. You have a total dweeb for a son, but he manages to surprise you by unexpectedly getting a girlfriend in college. They even move in together quickly! Then you meet her... and it's Becky. :lol: They get married at like age 20, so at least you can look forward to grandchildren soon, right? Maybe tolerating your crazy daughter-in-law won't be so bad? Lol no. They wait 15+ years before finally having a kid, but then you find out that they used sperm from some other man in your son's polycule. Jesus Christ!
The cucking thing must be the bitterest pill to swallow. You’ve poured colossal amounts of money into your son’s fat sow of a wife to keep them happy and now it turns out that was all for nothing. Your family line ends here, because your daughter-in-law has another bald fatty that she’d rather fuck and your son doesn’t have the dignity either to stand up to him or walk out.

The part with the dead baby because among three narcissists, there isn't enough care left even to keep a baby alive.
Best case scenario is that Becky gives the kid up for adoption once she realises that she’s going to have to look after it, properly, for the next twenty years. That kid, whether she likes it or not, will be the main character of the Becky Show from now on. Everything will have up revolve around the kid. No more spontaneous Disneyland vacations. No more locking herself away to write clown porn.
 
That kid, whether she likes it or not, will be the main character of the Becky Show from now on. Everything will have up revolve around the kid. No more spontaneous Disneyland vacations. No more locking herself away to write clown porn.

Or she will kill it either by accident or on purpose, hide the body and tell everyone that kiwifarms broke into her house, raped her and stole the baby. It would make a pretty good addition to the wikipedia page.
 
Or she will kill it either by accident or on purpose, hide the body and tell everyone that kiwifarms broke into her house, raped her and stole the baby. It would make a pretty good addition to the wikipedia page.
I thought she was going to kill herself after Hannah was born. What if she performs a murder-suicide?
 
I thought she was going to kill herself after Hannah was born. What if she performs a murder-suicide?
I wonder if the State of California knows that the mother petitioning for the special birth certificate has repeatedly stated she will kill herself upon the birth of the child and wants her unmarried partner on the birth certificate so that in 18 years or so he can petition Queen Ivanka's Empire for citizenship.
 
Or she will kill it either by accident or on purpose,
She will definitely be a Munchausens-by-Proxy mother - it's the main way for the mother to claw back the attention, and she's already bragging about the kid being disabled. Whether she'll full-on SIDS the baby is a little more iffy.

I'm thinking that should everything go through,  her post-partum depression will be bad, worse than any other woman has ever had it, so bad she can't get out of bed and look after the baby, oh no the cucks will have to do all the hard parts. But while I think her intentionally hurting her kid is basically guaranteed, actually killing it is less likely. Not unlikely enough, though.
 
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