More post-jail sightings megathread

[Cringestorian X]

speaking of Chris and having kids

i wonder how virile his sperm is

 

[ForgedBlades]

Might just be bad angles, but judging from the lastest pics he looks even fatter now than he did before he was arrested.

 

[LGHDR+]

At first I was like "What?" but then I was like

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

speaking of Chris and having kids

i wonder how virile his sperm is

strong enough to fill an old enchantress with new life

 

[Hepativore]

strong enough to fill an old enchantress with new life

Words cannot describe the horror of Chris producing offspring. They would probably end up looking like a cross between the swampfolk from Fallout New Vegas and Bunny Boy from Gummo.

We really should have kept routinely-sterilizing retards like they used to do in institutions not so long ago.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

We really should have kept routinely-sterilizing retards like they used to do in institutions not so long ago.

we still do
except now we cant just make them do it, so we politely but firmly convince them that theyre the ones who wanna do it
thats democracy for ya

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

If Chris was in Lynchburg, a town near in Ruckersville, is he try to visit Barbara or try to return to his house, Even knowing he can be arrested?

 

[Crex Crex]

speaking of Chris and having kids

i wonder how virile his sperm is

With his shit diet and female hormones, I'd assume he's functionally castrated at this point.

 

[WonderWino]

strong enough to fill an old enchantress with new life

When you put it that way it sure gives the backstory to beauty and the beast a horrifying twist

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

When you put it that way it sure gives the backstory to beauty and the beast a horrifying twist

talk about the beast with two backs...

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

speaking of Chris and having kids

i wonder how virile his sperm is

what virile sperm

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Words cannot describe the horror of Chris producing offspring.

there is one word that could describe such horror:

HERESY

Lynchburg

No offense to anyone from there, but that sounds like a crappy name for a town.

 

[AnOminous]

No offense to anyone from there, but that sounds like a crappy name for a town.

Sounds like a pretty good name for a town to me.

 

[JackoVerde]

its interesting how every time he goes somewhere, he's found.
that means a huge chunk of people in that 100 meter radius know who chris is.
he's not the village idiot, he's a whole ass state idiot.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

its interesting how every time he goes somewhere, he's found.
that means a huge chunk of people in that 100 meter radius know who chris is.
he's not the village idiot, he's a whole ass state idiot.

I suspect a lot of it is that he's going to nerd places, and he's been an legendary internet weirdo for decades at this point
There isn't necessarily people interested in poking him with a stick, but it would be just silly to assume _nobody_ would notice him

 

[FinnSven]

Words cannot describe the horror of Chris producing offspring. They would probably end up looking like a cross between the swampfolk from Fallout New Vegas and Bunny Boy from Gummo.

We really should have kept routinely-sterilizing retards like they used to do in institutions not so long ago.

Surely by now there cannot be a woman irresponsible enough to allow herself to be impregnated by Chris?

He isn’t resourceful enough in the right way to gain access to a long term intensive care ward, so raping a coma patient will thankfully be out of the picture.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

its interesting how every time he goes somewhere, he's found.
that means a huge chunk of people in that 100 meter radius know who chris is.
he's not the village idiot, he's a whole ass state idiot.

personally i think its interesting that nobody has discovered more about him
i mean the man's just out there, and we don't even know for sure what home hes in or what the conditions for his stay are? its not like theyre hiding him well, we have all the pieces, it just seems like nobody bothered to go further
i wonder if its a sign weens are kinda giving up on Chris, maybe getting bored of him

im not so much suggesting we SHOULD, as much as im surprised nobody DID
Chris getting bugged is like a universally necessary phenomena, even if you don't, someone out there will

 

[Officer Barbrady]

its interesting how every time he goes somewhere, he's found.
that means a huge chunk of people in that 100 meter radius know who chris is.
he's not the village idiot, he's a whole ass state idiot.

I'd put a good bit of that down to how much he stands out in a crowd. The big sonichu medallion, the vibrant colored clothes, the colored in shoes and the crazy accessories he adds to it. If he one day decided to revert back to his 'IBA' look he could probably go places a little more undetected.

 

[FinnSven]

I'd put a good bit of that down to how much he stands out in a crowd. The big sonichu medallion, the vibrant colored clothes, the colored in shoes and the crazy accessories he adds to it. If he one day decided to revert back to his 'IBA' look he could probably go places a little more undetected.

I concur. A lot of places have had a famous “character” even before the internet.

At the risk of semi dox, the city I went to university in had a local guy known as the “Monk” or “Friar” and he was a semi crazy guy who walked everywhere in a monks habit and sandals in all weathers.
An older fellow in a pub I worked in then even said that this Monk had been around when he was a boy and looked virtually the same.
He ate at peoples houses and aside from being a bit grumpy was a harmless sort.

Another city I lived in had a local hobo who refused to beg but lived in a bus shelter. The locals took pity on him and respected him as he had been an inventor but lost his wife and son in a house fire.
He was a regular sight in the shopping center and locals would leave him groceries in his bus shelter.

On one occasion some local smack addicts bullied him out of his shelter and stole his groceries. When the locals found out they in turn scared the junkies off and made sure people checked on him regularly.

If only Chris had not fucked his mother.

I am sure before long he could have been a bus shelter dwelling character fed by the generosity of sympathetic folk.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I concur. A lot of places have had a famous “character” even before the internet.

At the risk of semi dox, the city I went to university in had a local guy known as the “Monk” or “Friar” and he was a semi crazy guy who walked everywhere in a monks habit and sandals in all weathers.
An older fellow in a pub I worked in then even said that this Monk had been around when he was a boy and looked virtually the same.
He ate at peoples houses and aside from being a bit grumpy was a harmless sort.

Another city I lived in had a local hobo who refused to beg but lived in a bus shelter. The locals took pity on him and respected him as he had been an inventor but lost his wife and son in a house fire.
He was a regular sight in the shopping center and locals would leave him groceries in his bus shelter.

On one occasion some local smack addicts bullied him out of his shelter and stole his groceries. When the locals found out they in turn scared the junkies off and made sure people checked on him regularly.

If only Chris had not fucked his mother.

I am sure before long he could have been a bus shelter dwelling character fed by the generosity of sympathetic folk.

A lot of kind hearted folk will look after the local crazy homeless guy who thinks he's Jesus.
The local crazy homeless guy who thinks he's Jesus and is notorious for spending a month fucking his 80 year old dementia patient mother before getting caught is a lot less sympathetic.