Inactive Gonzalo Lira / Coach Red Pill / expat229 - Scam Artist, Male Feminist Pretending to be Alt-Right, Possible Rapist?, Liar, Failed Economist

[DumbDude43]

How much you want to bet he tried crossing through a checkpoint to instead of being more like a Mexican?

hungarian border security is tighter than most others in europe, it's not that easy to just bypass checkpoints and hop across without getting caught

 

[not william stenchever]

hungarian border security is tighter than most others in europe, it's not that easy to just bypass checkpoints and hop across without getting caught

The question here is if Ukrainian border security let him out. If I were them I'd like him fuck right off into the EU to be obnoxious elsewhere but Gonzalo might have had a tag in their system that says "Do not let this retard out we're not done with him."

A smart person would get together supplies for a backpacking trip away from major roads that starts in western Ukraine and ends in Poland. An abject retard would make social media posts about how he is fleeing the country that views him as a hostile foreign actor before rolling up to a border checkpoint on a fucking Harley Davidson.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Face it, UKR thinks we all need more troonery in our faces to increase support for their cause.

No, UKR does not want that.
UKR wants the progressive Biden regime to send them weapons and to be able to claim to Westernoid aid givers that they are a democratic progressive state.
UKR is one of the most intolerant states in Europe and we have statistical data and maps as proof.
The endless tranny shit is a common vector of Russian attempts at discrediting Ukraine as some progressive heaven.
Look, I want the fag out and I deeply disagree with these cheese methods, but Ukraine is in a desperate position. Progressives and tankies in the US, like the Jews at Democracy Now and others, are 24/7 seething at Ukraine for being Nazis and that US weapons go to the far right.
Now, you want Ukraine to lose, and to be starved of aid, so your position is understandable, but it's also severely exaggerated propaganda and at attempt to "don't you want trannykraine to fail my fellow trannyhaters" when trannies are 0.0001% of the conflict. What matters is the land and the blood shed for it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

if CRP reemerges does that mean six more weeks of war or something?

It does feel like Groundhog Day, I'm pretty sure it was almost exactly this time last year when he first got picked up and we were wondering if he was dead.
Coach is a fucking retard, and shit talking your host nation when it's in the middle of being invaded is a galaxy brained move, but I don't want the guy dead for what is basically shitposting, no one who knows Gonzo could possibly take him seriously.
I'm convinced the only thing that kept him alive the first time is the Ukrainians realized he's a fucking retard, but he just kept pushing his luck.
Posting in advance you're about to attempt an illegal border crossing is fucking stupid, which makes me wonder if this isn't a stunt and he's deliberately trying to drum up interest and attention.
I know if it was me and I'd been through what he claims happened to him, I'd be a damn sight more careful in trying to flee the fucking country and I wouldn't even start posting until I had that border in my rear view mirror.
That said, Coach is a fucking moron, he's always been a moron, and him ending up in a fucking labor camp charged with spying or some shit would be comical, but like other people have said, dead or jailed cows don't give milk, I think Coach is a prick, but it's way funnier having him on the loose with his crazy hair and his crazier stories than the thought of him being in a ditch somewhere.
He's an asshole and a crazy old man, he doesn't deserve to die for shitposting about system pigs.

 

[The Reddest Red 0ne]

Wowie I can't believe coach is finally free and not dead after months of worrying silence, I'm so happy he's okay I can't wait for his future escapades- aaaaaaaaaaaand he's gone.

 

[Fornicario]

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More like "12 Months a Retard"

 

[Procrastinhater]

I just hope he doesn't die before his book gets the movie deal treatment.
I can even picture the opening theme, something like this

Coach finally arriving home after his adventures as a war journalist on the Frontline of the Ukraine War, and his daring escape after being tortured, to meet a friend at the old family farm, and recount his story...

RED PILL

The Gonzalo Lira Story

Fight sequences choreographed by Frank Dux

 

[Oxyjen]

How long is he going to stay off line? A day, two days seems fine to generate some drama, a bit longer and people are going to forget about you. Much longer, like a couple of weeks, and people are going to be nonplussed when you finally pop up. “Thought you were dead”.

Like what’s the gameplan here coach?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Before attempting to flee the country his court date was supposed to be yesterday (Aug 2). I wonder if they still held the trial? Would they really delay it to add extra charges for his little border adventure considering what he was already facing? Would they even ned to delay it to tack on more charges?

 

[Mr Schrodinger]

The question here is if Ukrainian border security let him out. If I were them I'd like him fuck right off into the EU to be obnoxious elsewhere but Gonzalo might have had a tag in their system that says "Do not let this retard out we're not done with him."

A smart person would get together supplies for a backpacking trip away from major roads that starts in western Ukraine and ends in Poland. An abject retard would make social media posts about how he is fleeing the country that views him as a hostile foreign actor before rolling up to a border checkpoint on a fucking Harley Davidson.

I agree, he should've backpacked into Belarus to freedom. I would have ditched my cell phone and other things that could be tracked and hiked my happy ass into Belarus.

 

[Fornicario]

Before attempting to flee the country his court date was supposed to be yesterday (Aug 2). I wonder if they still held the trial? Would they really delay it to add extra charges for his little border adventure considering what he was already facing? Would they even ned to delay it to tack on more charges?

My theory is he got told "Get out and we'll forget this happened. We do have a war going on. Just shut the fuck up and leave." CRP then did his "The Dipshit Escapes" stunt and he got picked up at the border for doubling down on dumb.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I just hope he doesn't die before his book gets the movie deal treatment.
I can even picture the opening theme, something like this

Coach finally arriving home after his adventures as a war journalist on the Frontline of the Ukraine War, and his daring escape after being tortured, to meet a friend at the old family farm, and recount his story...

RED PILL

The Gonzalo Lira Story

Fight sequences choreographed by Frank Dux

I'd pay to see that movie. A retarded Chilean against all odds going full Rambo and driving a beat up BMP-2 across the border. Inspirational AND hilarious.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'd pay to see that movie. A retarded Chilean against all odds going full Rambo and driving a beat up BMP-2 across the border. Inspirational AND hilarious.

I'm picturing Coach crashing a stolen Bimp through the border post checkpoint, with flames trailing off the back wheels from an RPG hit...

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm picturing Coach crashing a stolen Bimp through the border post checkpoint, with flames trailing off the back wheels from an RPG hit...

Truly a American hero lol.

 

[The handsome tard]

"Inform everyone of your plan. That way nobody will stop you because you were honest with them. Honesty is the best policy"
- Couch Red Butt Plug

 

[Procrastinhater]

Truly a American hero lol.

Shit with how much Coach fucking waffles and rambles on before he gets to the point it might even take two movies, one with him dropping Red Pills about system pigs and saving Ukrainians from bombardment, ending with him being imprisoned, and the second one with him getting out after being tortured, Midnight Express style and then his mission to get revenge on the corrupt HoHols who tortured him, ending with his daring escape across the border:

RED PILL 2 - RED BLOODED

I would pay to see that shit, its like Bloodsport when it came out Frank Dux was a Detroit Tactical style bullshit artist, it makes it even funnier when you know what a fuck up the main character is IRL.

In all seriousness though, if there's still no word from Coach after a week or so when interest starts to die down, you know he's been captured. I'm still convinced he's laying low to give himself time to weave some bullshit dramatic escape story he can grift off of.

 

[Berrakh]

Coach isn’t done yet. His plan can account for this setback. His plan is very flexible. In 20 years they’ll be teaching Gonzalo’s Plan at Westpoint.

 

[Male Idiot]

I mean him hiking to Belarus would have made sense. He should have fled Pigmen land the moment the war broke out.

Hungarian security is tight, but he isn't darkie enough to trigger it.

Whites, though a questionable term for hohols or the autistic hero here, fleeing usually got their asylum claims.

The ukraine is at war and Hungary is a legally peaceful first country next to it.

We got hohols flooding us, and the retards are everywhere. They are super dumb, many can't write. There is no reason to bar this particular mutt.

 

[newuser131]

if you are in communist china, you know not to speak out at the government. and that is no guarantee that the government will not throw you in prison.

crp was in a war torn country of ukraine and running pro-russian/anti-ukraine propaganda. what did he think was going to happen?

imo, this is a serve case of western brain rot. in his mind, crp couldn't comprehend that western values did not translate a corrupt nation like ukraine. all his actions would suggest that he was still operating in the us or eu.

honestly, i don't think crp was tortured or mistreated. otherwise, he would have been scared straight and would have stfu. but he didn't. he continued to act like someone who did not take the gravity of his situation seriously, if he really was going to a gulag and being tortured.

my guess is he will serve his time in prison and be treated well, until the war is over. he then will be deported back to chile.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He made stupid mistakes but I do feel bad for him. To be fair, the odds of him escaping Ukraine was very unlikely and he posted that because he acknowledges his chances are against him but wanted his story to be told.

Why are the odds bad. I remain confused why the Uke's don't just drive this idiot to the border, any border, and toss him across it to rid themselves of this autistic cockroach? He has an American passport? Great! Box him up and stick him on the next plane delivering himars ammo for the return trip.