Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

2000 forum posts gets Pat held in contempt and forced to pay a debt he willingly entered into. Can't wait to see what 4000 does

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

Okay well, since Tomlinson bleeped out so many words, and we can't possibly know what he intended to say, I'm going to assume every one of these bleeps is him shouting 'nigger' at the top of his lungs.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I don't think you can really call what Pat did a swing or a punch, more of a forward flounce.

Page 2000, another 2000 in our future. These are the halcyon days of pat posting.

 

[Pogo Pogo (Bounce)]

Kek if poor Porsalin keeps getting news cucked like this it'll be another 6 months before we get the Pay Quasi documentary.

 

[doodoocaca]

If this dipshit has actually been swatted "50 times" why don't the cops just "keep notes" and stop wasting their own time?

Also that's the only way I can conceive him getting away with the swing, something to do with being called on him that much.

 

[Glow Neighbor]

I scaled up the relevant bit to get a better look. Doesn't look like he's throwing a punch as much as flailing around to avoid getting cuffed.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

I kneel before this sheer level of retardation, holy fuck. You can tell that piggy waited his whole life to be in a position like this so he could get twitter-points. And in his 3 seconds of critical thinking chose full "Fuck the police" and made things way worse.
If anyone wonders why Fatty-Patty is here, it is because he refuses to back down to anyone. Us, The US Government, Readers, His Wife, His Daughter, Quasi, And now the fucking police when they are trying to detain him holy fuck.
Patty, you are a 5'7 200lb+ baby-man, you cannot stop a bullet more than once. Please do not antagonize or try to assault the police.

I'm not some faggot antifa or anti-police or some shit, but bro, our cops have a higher chance of poking some speed-holes in you than not, especially if you try to swing on them. Jesus christ.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I step away for two hours, and when I come back I find that not only is there evidence this fat pig has attacked a cop, but he's given consent for the moment to be posted to YouTube? Internet tough guy, indeed.

Also:

Happy 2000, everyone.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

He's still fat.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

bro swinging at cops is how ralph caught a felony, he should be fucking thankful the PD obviously takes pity on his dumb ass.

he’s a real life tough guy

 

[joebobmurphy]

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I mean you're not wrong, I just wanted to make the joke

Statler: All these freshmeat retards are turning Kiwifarms into pure shit!

Waldorf: No, Child, Kiwifarms was always pure shit!

Both: MAAAAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

8/24 can't come soon enough. I want to see how tough he'll be when he's arrested for bench warrant.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He's still fat.

The most salient point. Occasionally it has to be mentioned, lest it gets lost in the minutiae.

 

[Meat Target]

He's still fat.

What a way to top off the final post of the 2,000th page.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

you really would think some part of his brain would point out that maybe posting evidence of you attempting to assault a police officer when you are already in hot water for refusing to pay various legal fees is a pretty bad idea.

 

[Migraine Box]

I feel retarded, but when did the altercation in the video take place? Skimmed through the past few pages and didn't see the deets

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

every single post in this thread is 1 pound of weight on patrick.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

you really would think some part of his brain would point out that maybe posting evidence of you attempting to assault a police officer when you are already in hot water for refusing to pay various legal fees is a pretty bad idea.

The footage of me valiantly defending my wife and her boyfriend Bonquavious from racist police officers will win me the hearts of many, stalcker child.

Enjoy prison.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

...I'm not some faggot antifa or anti-police or some shit, but bro, our cops have a higher chance of poking some speed-holes in you than not, especially if you try to swing on them. Jesus christ.

Lest we forget: some pooner tried to get cute during a traffic stop, the sum total of the resistance was to pull away when the cop laid a hand and said "I stopped you"; the pooner got basically suplexed as a result. The department found the actions to be justified.

So Fatrick is officially being treated with softer kid-gloves than troons; perhaps the cops knew something we didn't, such as the noticeable gravitational pull his pepperoni fed gravity well was exerting on them, and gave him a pass.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I can only imagine the silent cues the likely severals of stalker childs in attendance (3 weeks away!) will use to recognize each other. Hoolie's will probably be packed that night.