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People who edit wiki's are weird, people who edit firearm wiki's are exceptional.

Since I have had a long time interest in firearm mechanics and history, I've been using the Gun Wiki for some time.
It offers the usual Fandom user pages where said user can tell the community about themselves and host a blog of sorts.
Most users don't use these features, those who do are people like VolkNet or AlphaTWO76.

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Volk has 287 edits on his own page since early October 2022, his sole contributions during this time are lists and opinion pieces on firearm inaccuracies in Call of Duty,
most of them pretty accurate to my knowledge, but wholly misplaced on a wiki that pertains to real life firearms and their history.
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He writes these posts with zero reaction by the broader userbase, just out there yelling into the wind like he has something he need to get off his chest.
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These are just a bit odd, however his view of himself seems very overimportant, which makes him funny to me. whoasked..PNG


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This user by comparison is one of the most annoying retards to ever grace the wiki, almost every article created before 2020 has his inane comments under it, to the point where he had to be locked. His comments were so much during 2018 that the recent changes page for the wiki was unreadable.
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Officer on Patrol, watch out.
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Listen to The Sweet though, good taste.
He also is/was active on the illustrious Bejeweled wiki, of course.
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Tl;dr: Autistic interests attract Special interest users. One is a benign odd ball and the other is an fascinatingly annoying. Both are amusing to me.
 

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My bf is looking for a new video card, and checks Newegg regularly. During this time of day they do a "Newegg live" show featuring some influencer named James, I think?

The guy just talks about what a wreck his life is, his wife leaving him, his midlife crisis. Just really over the top unnecessary details about his life. Today, he told a story about how some guy in Thailand let him stay in a room for free but wanted to buttfuck him.

He would just be another internet weirdo but it's extra strange that he's sponsored by newegg and hosts these things where he talks mostly about his problems on their site. I guess they either don't care or don't vet their influencers?
 
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I know these are going to sound like bs greentext type stories but bare with me. I dont remember highschool at all, yet remember these guys so clearly. This guy i went to school with named steven, or whamo was his nick name. Probably this biggest idiot and clown of the grade. He fucked a 14 year old and totaled 3 cars (but got in 4 accidents) and insisted he was a good driver. Everyone clowned on him and i was waiting for him to crack, then shoot up the school. There was another kid named john. John, or “John the professor”. was an autistic mother fucker. At the beginning of my senior year is when i met him. He was weird and i knew he had a mental disorder so I didn’t really fuck with him. He seemed nice and harmless enough. Idk what happened but he started to change. He made the freshman girls uncomfortable and kept trying to make moves with them. But one day he went too far. He got caught jerking it in the bathroom. Now this was no ordinary jerk, he was sitting on the toilet backwards, legs shaking, and fuckin moaning in the public bathroom. He did this 4 times that year. We also cant forget about the instagram girl slide show. He was using the school computer to make a slide show with girls instagram pics. These girls went to our school. After everything he was just a real life lolcow. Everyone clowned on him, there were fake wanted posters of his face in the hallways, and he just didnt shut the fuck up. In typical lolcow fashion he just kept going. He never learned how to stop and it just got to him. Both of these guys were just prime examples of real life lolcows. They gave reactions that everyone wanted, and admitted to everything. They just kept going.
 
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I'm not sure how many people here are 'Brit Footy Fans', but among the YT community of Football Commentators there are some right little sh*ts who might deserve future Kiwi Farms attention:

Thogden: https://www.youtube.com/@thogden

The son of Thogdad (who once apparently tried to buy Oldham Athletic Football Club), he's been on YT for close to five years and is a jumped up 'my opinion matters, yours doesn't' type of commentator.

Annoying, self-centred and has an ego bigger than his frame.

His Dad got assaulted at the Barnet v Boreham Wood Play-Off Match recently, which is a shame as his Dad makes far better content than he does - Thogdad being more of an 'old school' type supporter who understands that the game comes first and his opinion comes second.

Thogden also offended Wales fans before the 2022 World Cup by stating that they shouldn't be taking part in the tournament and then cried and shut off comments from Wales fans pointing out that as they had qualified by beating Ukraine 1-0 in Cardiff, thanks to Gareth Bale's goal, his opinion counted for nothing.

He also has that annoying 'Baby Soy Boy' face.

He's trying desperately hard to be as good as James Lawrence Allcott, who is an annoying jerk at times but can actually put together decent videos and isn't as up his a*se as he used to be - just don't ask Allcott about a certain match between Cobham and Sheerwater years ago when he almost got attacked by a naked angry Black man!

StuntPegg: https://www.youtube.com/@NGPegg

This 'so called' football fan is little more than an attention-whore happy-clapper who plays on her 'mental health' for sympathy. She's apparently a Bolton Wanderers fan and knows that much about the club that she can't tell you anything about why they're called The Trotters, their FA Cup successes, Burnden Park, their League Cup exploits of the mid 1990s etc.

Again, her videos are about her and not the game - whether its fake tears over Rochdale's relegation out of the Football League or an 'I'm struggling pity me' ALR type video she comes across as a total fake. I have friends and family members who have Mental Health Issues and they'd never act up or act out whilst at a football or rugby match etc.

I just laugh at both of them - their content is cheap and all about them. Joe Biden is more knowledgable about the game than these two.
 
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@CaptainRockall didnt the ARTV lads have alot of lolcow issues awhile back?
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Yes they did, was tragic but also hilarious.

I would also like to introduce a Personal Lolcow whose family are also Lolcows: Riz Possnet:

The credit for this article goes to MSN, and the original link is at:


The trans activist who disrupted a talk by Prof Kathleen Stock is the daughter of a council boss who introduced a four-day working week.

Riz Possnett’s mother Liz Watts was working on a PhD thesis on the topic when South Cambridgeshire District Council last year became the first to implement a trial to cut hours while staff remain on the same pay.

The 19-year-old’s father Robert Possnett is an Extinction Rebellion protester who has been arrested a number of times.

Following in his footsteps, Miss Possnett glued a hand to the floor of the Oxford Union as the debating society heard from Prof Stock, a gender critical feminist, on Tuesday. The protester was removed by police.

Sir John Hayes, Tory MP and chairman of the Common Sense Group, has questioned whether the student activist has gone “off the rails” because she has come from a “deranged bourgeois liberal family, blinded by privilege”.

Ms Possnett was involved in a band called “Working Class Broccoli” but it has emerged that the family live in a five-bedroom home with a swimming pool in a Suffolk village, estimated to be worth £850,000.

Miss Possnett studied at the Hockerill Anglo-European College in Hertfordshire, where boarding fees are now more than £15,000 a year, and then in Hong Kong at the Li Po Chun United World College, where overseas students pay more than £40,000 a year.

She later began a course in philosophy, politics and economics at Wadham College, Oxford.

Ms Watts is paid a similar amount to the Prime Minister, taking home £156,199 in 2020-21 as the council’s chief executive.

It is unclear what her latest salary was, as her four-day-a-week council has utilised a legal loophole to file their accounts late, stating it was because of the impact of the Covid pandemic on staff availability.

Mr Possnett, once a Lance Corporal in the parachute regiment, now displays a more radical side, describing himself on his social media as an “Extinction Rebellion activist” expressing “solidarity with BLM and the Global South” and has promoted Just Stop Oil action.

The business development manager has been arrested a number of times, including for spraying red paint on the doors of London’s Guildhall in August 2021, an act for which he says he is “looking forward to my day in court”.

The ardent Remainer has also disrupted council meetings, handed himself in at a police station asking to be arrested, and glued himself to a Brexit Party bus during the 2019 election campaign.

One local source said: “They must be Britain’s looniest family, whose brains have been replaced by left-wing social media bandwagons. They are not idealists but idealogues. Unfortunately, the long-suffering residents of South Cambridge have to suffer the consequences.”

“There is clearly no ideology too crazy for them to embrace”

On Thursday, the family said that they would not be commenting when approached by the Telegraph, leaving it unclear how the swimming pool fits with Mr Possnett’s eco credentials.

But he has spoken to describe himself as a “proud dad” on social media after Possnett posted an image of the protest at the Oxford Union.

The ardent republican also appeared on Piers Morgan: Uncensored on TalkTV, and described the Royal family as “parasites”.

In the latest stunt, the student attempted to disrupt a debate involving Prof Stock, 50 a former philosophy professor who resigned from her post at Sussex University in 2021 after a campaign of intimidation by trans rights activists.

Possnett was removed by police but later de-arrested.

Responding to details of the family’s wealth, Possnett said on Twitter: “I am (sadly) not as rich as they make me out to be! That being said, I have never denied the privilege I have experienced. I have never had to worry about where the next meal will come from, or whether the heating will come on.”

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Added to this list, 'Illuminaughti' might be one to keep 'an eye' on...
 
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Dunno if I can call this guy a personal lolcow, but he seems like enough of a sperg to warrant the title.
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His channel is dedicated to what I can only describe as A-Logging towards the United States, which I wouldn't really have a problem with if it weren't for the fact that it's only the US and that his dislike is so ridiculously one-sided. Sure, he occasionally mentions atrocities from other countries (i.e. Israel) but he mainly goes after the US. How every single military action the US takes is a horrific war crime, how the US is responsible for every atrocity and failing in the word.

His comment section is equally autistic, full of spergs on both sides.
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I don't think this guy will get a thread here, but I have a feeling his A-Log tier sperging will lead him to him getting into shit with other youtubers over which terminally corrupt 1st world/2nd world country is better.
 
Has anybody else heard of "John Supernigger"? I guess this is a personal cow in that I may be one of the few that remembers this dude, I think he's vanished from the internet, at least the old Youtube channel that was his main outlet is gone, the handle was FaceWhatsAhead. I discovered him through a 4chan post so at least a few other people knew about him. I've attached a video which is a mirror somebody else put up of one of his old videos, it gives you some idea what he was like. But anyway, from what I remember of this cow:
  • He claimed to have legally changed his name to "John Supernigger" or variations thereof. I assume it wasn't really his legal name as I can't imagine you can have a slur put into your legal last name, that's hilarious.
  • Loved to say "nigger", "faggot", and "retard".
  • Yet he was NOT actually a chud, he was trying to reclaim/redefine all of them. He would say "a faggot is someone who cares", "to be a nigger is to be human" etc. So when he calls you his niggerfaggot it just means friend and you are not allowed to be offended, etc.
  • Had an incredibly cringe video where he tried to explain to a black man on the bus that he had changed his name to John Supernigger WITHOUT saying the N-word to this black man. Thus completely undermining whatever "slurs don't mean anything!" crusade he was on changing his name in the first place.
  • You can see his face tats in the video, he had a lot of bad tattoos.
  • Definitely some kind of mental illness but I could never pin it down. He talked about having a mental breakdown one time in a convenience store that led to an arrest, I wish I could remember what it was but a paranoid freakout in public.
  • Made reference from time to time to having "haters" and "trolls". Maybe was an active trolling target on some corner of the internet like 7-10 years ago?
  • Overall he seemed smarter than most cows, decently creative but very eccentric in how he expressed himself, sort of childlike, clearly had been in and out of therapy/mental health shit and knew the vocab, and just very, very attention-seeking, what with the colorful face tats and saying the n-word a lot.
I hope this weird fucker is doing better wherever he is out of the internet's angry glare. Or if he's dead I hope he's saying the n-word with God in Heaven and calling Jesus a retarded faggot and Jesus just says "aw you too buddy".

 
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Every few months, I check in on former AVClub writer Nathan Rabin. I thought he was funny when I was younger and reading the site but I eventually got tired of his routine - a few years ago he decided to go full crowdfunding and start a website called Happy Place with a Patreon.

It's been a failure. He's hovered around 450-500 Patreons for years, and worst of all his writing has devolved. He went full on crazy about Trump and posted articles about him despite the website supposedly being a "nice place on the internet". Rabin has also has exploited a connection with Weird Al to self-publish 3 collections of blogs about his songs and a coloring book - one of which had to be reworked after reviewers complained about the dated Trump references.

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Something changed this year - he started a Substack, and expects people to sign up for that AND his Patreon. They aren't, and he's mad. He did a referral thing that only got one new sub, so he offered up a bunch of signed books, and:

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He also complains about Substack, book sales, and having to do work on his Happy Place:

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His recent content includes complaining about Twitter (his tweets get no engagement) and this:

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It's just fascinating - he's extremely negative, he can't sell books, nobody wants to join his Substack/Patreon, and at no point has he considered moving on. In a few months I assume he'll have a fifth Weird Al book out.
 
Mark Edwards, aka seasideMARK.

He's a morbidly obese, middle-aged British YouTuber, gambling addict and drunk, who claims he's permanently incapable of getting a job because he suffers from Trimethylaminuria, a condition that makes him intermittently stink of either fish or shit. The condition is real, but whether he suffers from it is another matter.

His best content is produced when he's hammered on drink and live-streaming, which happens fairly frequently.

For example, he once took a shit, scooped it out of the toilet, put it on some newspaper, and showed it to the viewers of his live stream.

Another example is a NYE stream he did where trolls kept calling his phone and as he got drunker, he got angrier and angrier, calling out the trolls for a 1 to 1 fight, "man to man" on his front lawn, where he claims he can knock them out with one punch, or with a hammer.

He's your perpetual "fresh start" man, always claiming that he's going to give up either drink, gambling, or eating fast food, which he never does. In one video, while hammered, he pours about £200 worth of vodka down the sink, claiming he's a changed man - which of course he never will be.

I know this isn't a great intro to him, as I've included no videos/photos, but just go on YouTube and search for "seaside mark" or "seasidemark" and you'll soon find a rich vein of lolcow material to tap into.
 
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Mark Edwards, aka seasideMARK.

He's a morbidly obese, middle-aged British YouTuber, gambling addict and drunk, who claims he's permanently incapable of getting a job because he suffers from Trimethylaminuria, a condition that makes him intermittently stink of either fish or shit. The condition is real, but whether he suffers from it is another matter.

His best content is produced when he's hammered on drink and live-streaming, which happens fairly frequently.

For example, he once took a shit, scooped it out of the toilet, put it on some newspaper, and showed it to the viewers of his live stream.

Another example is a NYE stream he did where trolls kept calling his phone and as he got drunker, he got angrier and angrier, calling out the trolls for a 1 to 1 fight, "man to man" on his front lawn, where he claims he can knock them out with one punch, or with a hammer.

He's your perpetual "fresh start" man, always claiming that he's going to give up either drink, gambling, or eating fast food, which he never does. In one video, while hammered, he pours about £200 worth of vodka down the sink, claiming he's a changed man - which of course he never will be.

I know this isn't a great intro to him, as I've included no videos/photos, but just go on YouTube and search for "seaside mark" or "seasidemark" and you'll soon find a rich vein of lolcow material to tap into.
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Just get a job as a fisherman so everything smells of fish?
 
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This motherfucker is too local even for Internationale Clique so I'm just leaving him here. All of the screenshots and info here is gained from his ex-fans and trolls for an unfinished and cancelled documentary and I got a permission to post it on the Farms.


Meet my personal lolcow, Sergey "Darya Kot" Grebenkin (also known as СинФи (SinFi), SinextCatArt, Серж Синф, DarkBF and a nickname "Syphilis" and ДыркаБФ by his trolls), a Russian (born in the city of Penza) furry art critic fallen into obscurity and a pedo groomer with an army of autistic middle-schooler fangirls and every single one of them wanted to be his next gf (and they had a chance to be).

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This guy was really popular in animation meme community of 2017-2018, when every autistic teenage girl was thinking that she will become a skilled artist and an animator, making short videos with their fursona tweaking with a silly background music.

Sergey gained his popularity because of his looks (for Europe he may be 5/10, but this guy looked definitely above the beauty standard for a man in Russia) and his "older brother" attitude on the Internet, which spawned a swarm of autistic girls between the ages 11 and 14 with almost every one dreaming to be his next underage gf. He really liked his popularity in this age group, because, later on, he will expose himself for dating girls as young as 13 and flirting with his underage fans.

His own army of russian autistic girls helped him making his "furry art critique" videos, sending him their drawings and animations, which he put in "cringe compilations" on his second, English-speaking YouTube channel called DarkBF.

Speaking of his art, it looked like a 14 y.o. emo fag's furry drawings. He knew nothing of anatomy, coloring and character design and his fursonas looked so awful, but in the eyes of his fanbase, he was a second coming of Picasso.

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Sergey had not only his own army of fans, but also his own army of weens and trolls. They often called him a homosexual and sent him the ship fanfics of him and his friend who went by the nickname СуперБродяга (SuperBrodyaga), who often was present on his videos, and this type of trolling was always followed by "I'M STRAIGHT!" in the beginning of next videos.

Most funny moment of the trolling saga was Sergey making a video adressing his trolls, in which he, a 20 years old man, records himself reading his poorly made script written in Word and calling his trolls pedos, imbeciles, "little faggots" and "angry aunties" accusing them of stealing accounts of his fans. Then, his main troll archenemy (nicknamed ShevaliePlay) made a similar video with him reading his own response in a Word tab, clearly mocking this motherfucker and then doxxing his real name, surname and age at the end.

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When the trolls got bored of calling him a fag and sending him LGBTQ content for a review, they started to call him a pedo groomer for lulz. And guess what happened next? He admitted of being such without any shame and told his trolls that he fantasized of having his own harem of his fans, groomed multiple minors and asked a 12(!) y.o girl to undress for him on Skype.

Also he organized a "fan-meeting" in Moscow in 2018, during which he was surrounded by his tard young fans and during this time seemingly lived in an appartment with a supposedly underage girl.

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After this, his YouTube career started going downfall and his multiple channels slowly faded to obscurity. He tried to return with a new GachaLife channel to attract a new group of minors but failed, then supposedly trolls hacked his channels and deleted all of his videos. He tried to return on a wave of nostalgia as a streamer in 2022 but failed again, despite some of his now grown OG white knights supporting his streamer career, drawing him fanarts and even giving him money.

Now he seems to start trooning out to his new "Darya Kot" female persona, but now he stays silent on the Internet. His old tard critique and responding to trolls videos got vanished off YouTube, and only his 2022 streams are at this moment staying up on his channel. Who knows, maybe he'll return again, seeking for a new, Tomgirl era of his YouTube career?


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small but last UPD on Sergey's internet presence: my friend who worked on a doc corrected me, seems like our furry pedo is still active on his second channel, makes very weird Elsagate-style videos about popular stuff for kids like Poppy Playtime with a weird sexual podtext and recently posted a vent Yandere-Dev style poorly drawn "short animated film" about his experience with DANG DIRTY TROLLS where he is a cute kitten surrounded by evil creatures

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Theres a pedonigger on Twitter by the name of DracoTheFemboy. He's fucking schizo. He goes out of his way to harass people and has made so many alt accounts that its utterly shocking how he finds the will to live. The fucking nigger got fully doxxed on doxbin after being swatted multiple times. its utterly hilarious to watch because the stupid pedonigger keeps coming back and fighting
 
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