Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
As someone who's air fryer actually does see the light of day about once a month because I'm a sucker for lightly oiled air fried brussels sprouts don't come for me I will say that cleaning those things is a royal pain in the ass.

Odds are 50-1 that AL doesn't clean hers. Ever. Just fries and slams the basket back into place. Maybe she shakes the crumbs out every now and again. But actually scrubbing the grate? Dismantle and reassembly? Nah, bruh, that shit ain't happenin'.
 
As someone who's air fryer actually does see the light of day about once a month because I'm a sucker for lightly oiled air fried brussels sprouts don't come for me I will say that cleaning those things is a royal pain in the ass.

Odds are 50-1 that AL doesn't clean hers. Ever. Just fries and slams the basket back into place. Maybe she shakes the crumbs out every now and again. But actually scrubbing the grate? Dismantle and reassembly? Nah, bruh, that shit ain't happenin'.
I use mine quite often. My oven takes forever to heat up. It works quite well on fries, chicken and fish. If you clean it after each use, it is not a bother. However, I am with you that she never cleans it; she would rather buy a new one or let the house slave do it. She is so lazy that she could not be bother boiling water to make instant noodles.
 
I use mine quite often. My oven takes forever to heat up. It works quite well on fries, chicken and fish. If you clean it after each use, it is not a bother. However, I am with you that she never cleans it; she would rather buy a new one or let the house slave do it. She is so lazy that she could not be bother boiling water to make instant noodles.
I use both my air fryer and instapot to the point of almost never using my microwave unless it's to thaw out or heat up something before working it into my recipes. They work very well together to get a whole 12 hr pot of Pho done in 3 hours where even the aunties can't tell the difference. They are tools, it depends on how you use them.
 
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Please tell me this fat bitch failed the 15 days lmao
She didn't - BUT she did say she wouldn't be uploading tomorrow :optimistic:

It was really lame. Basically, she's still addressing shit said here and in the comment's section of reaction channels, pretending that the info is being sent to her DMs. She ate food, showed more 'editing', and made a few opportunities to casually bring the convo to this new 'friend' of hers (maybe the new era will start sooner than later?). Oh, and she danced around like a moron shrieking "I DID THAT", and "I'M A HANDYWOMAN; I DON'T NEED NO MAN" because the replaced a burnt out bulb from her wax melter thing - which likely has been running 24/7 since "Flee" FLED.

She also complained about how she can't even go a single day without feeling the prejudice that everyone feels against fat people (despite NEVER LEAVING HER HOVEL). Of course, Amber won't explain why SHE seems to be against dating another 600lb fatty - because then she'd have to admit that she needs a caretaker and not someone to care for, and that there's a valid reason why employers don't want to hire fatties like her.

Oh, and thank goodness she cleared off her coffeetable, because we all know how much she values a clean place....
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Also, notice the lack of pillow case on "Jade's pillow" and no sheet covering the couch (blue arrow)? Jade was the one who would always change the bedding. Using pillows with no cases and sleeping on bare mattresses (and thinking that was normal) has been an Amber thing since AT LEAST the Destiny era. If you're going to pretend that a normal human is living with you, then you have to set up the stage the way a NORMAL human would do it.

Amber also casually *found* "Jade's" macbook under that giant stuffed bear on that stupid round chair neither of them ever use. You know, instead of on the coffeetable near Jade's supposed bed, or in the den where Jade supposedly works 12 hours per day, every day. 1/10 for effort, Amber.

[Edited to Add:] Two other reasons why that's not likely Jade's bed. First, most people choose to sleep where their feet are pointed towards the entry point of the room (so you could see anyone walking in). Just about every bedroom you see is set up like this, and to not have it that way feels weird and wrong. Having the pillow on the other side would let her see into the kitchen and hallway, and have a good view of the patio door while also being able to see the TV. The other reason is having it that way would allow Jade to use the 'chaise' part of the sofa as a table to hold her laptop to use at night (with her right hand free to use the touchpad - which would be the preference for a right-hander). A LEFT-HANDER might choose the inferior option on putting the pillow on the kitchen side, for ease in using the laptop while it sat on the coffeetable. Coincidentally, Amber is left-handed. I'd be willing to bed Jade is right-handed (as 90% of the population are righties). Actually, we've seen her chop things for dainty Amber (who didn't want her hands to smell of onion) - she was right-handed. Also, having the pillow where it is MAKES FOR A BETTER SHOT WHILE AMBER'S FILMING, as she parks her shelf on the chaise part on the right, where the pillow would be completely blocked from the camera's view.

Oh, and bonus reason: it keeps her head away from the area that Amber was sitting when she supposedly shat herself during the potato incident. [END]

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That AC grate is filthy. You can tell it's grime, because the 4th of 6 columns has cleaner fins than the others. Also, nice stack of boxes in a spot where there is nothing to pack - in a hallway where you're dangerously close to brushing against the walls when you walk through it. You think she's trying to set the stage for another "fall"?

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The table lamp in the bedroom because the bulb STILL hasn't been replaced in the bedroom. Why don't you get Jade to fix that for you? Oh yeah, because she's already gone. At least clean your carpet.

In the vlog from a week or so ago, one of the doors that's kind of near the kitchen island still had no knob on it. You think she stands any chance of getting her security deposit back? (That is, if you think she's actually leaving).
 
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This trolling fatass is so pathetic revisiting old trolling attempts as a sad way of trying to revive her nontent that has already flatlined years ago.
Imagine quoting yourself over and over hoping to keep getting seal claps from your dents. It's like The Simpsons episode where Bart gets famous' from saying "I didnt do it" then one day people stopped laughing and paying attention and Krusty tells him he is finished lmao.
You're finished Amber. Also we dont hate you because you are fat we hate you because you are a piece of shit who is a consumer, theif, glutton, sloth, abusive,liar, greasy, stinky, toxic, lumpy , dumpy, smooth brained ,malingering asshole.

And most of all:
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Ya know, being slightly more sober... she's already failed her logging in Lose It!. Why, might you ask?

Who's betting that she logged her cauliflower bites using the packaging, when she deliberately substituted sauces that are MUCH higher calorie with VASTLY different macros into the app? Tell me I'm not the only person wildly waggling a hand in the air.

This bitch ain't gonna log shit correctly and then blame the app for failing her. On top of having too aggressive of a calorie deficit programmed in.
 
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Doing a terrible job cutting those onions and claiming she likes them big when really she can't cut for shit. Nevermind how she recently purchased that onion cutter which has likely been thrown out or donated to Goodwill.


"I'm not shallow."

You just got done going on a tangent about how you like a vehicle strictly based on its looks lol

I don't think she will ever understand why people dislike her so much as she keeps trying to gaslight her audience again who have leveled criticisms of her behaviors past and present. Hiding behind the whole fat shit again and all.
 
You see how fucking dirty her kitchen and Livingroom is? Leaving dishes with food on em overnight and pepsi cans strewn about the place with a sink full of dishes and shit everywhere.
Spleen is not there she wasnt a pig like Beggy or Dusty who wouldnt care food was left out overnight and trash everywhere.
 
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She can cry and moo about the reason no one likes her all day long but still...no one likes her.

So what, if I'm a fatphobe or discriminate? What now? You going to do anything about it or just cry?

You being a ham planet is not an immutable characteristic. Now show them leaky gams so we can point and laugh.
 
Just off the top of my head, a few reasons people have to, justifiably, dislike obese people. Feel free to add more,
1. Most obvious answer, the fatty clearly dislike themselves so much they do THAT to their own body.
2. Fatties eat way more food than is needed, and thus, ultimately, waste more food.
3. Fatties would not be helpful or useful in crisis situations. (most likely being the cause of said crisis)
4. Hospitals and healthcare has to spend way more time on a landwhale than an average weight individual.
5. Fatties rarely add to society in any productive or helpful manner, usually being welfare hogs.
6. Fatties are often insanely self-vicitmising, living in the past or dwelling on negativity, instead of just lumping it like the rest of us.
7. Fatties take up more space. From waddling in front of you when you are trying to get somewhere, to chairs, to planes etc. (Graves)
Etc. etc. etc.
 
Amber's rant about fatphobia probably came after trying to find a girlfriend on-line, i.e. POF, and being turned down by a few women that realise that, at 500 pounds, Amber is looking for a carer instead of a partner. Women in their 30's have a bit more life experience and if they are thin, they would not be interested in a super morbidly obese person. If the women are themselves obese, they might commensurate with Amber, but would not necessarily dating her.

As it has been discussed previously, Amber does not really want to do any work losing weight, and any attempt is just performative than anything else. I wonder how much of it came up in discussion with her "friends'.
 
Jade probably left Amber because she didn't want to be a home health nurse to a housebound idiot. Like any normal person, she wanted a partner she could do things with.
Amber tried to get her to stay by saying, "No baybe, I'll lose weight! I'll get surgery! I mean it this time!" but then even in the first meetings Jade had to tell Amber to stop playing with her phone and pay attention!
Amber was never going to get that surgery and she didn't even know how to pretend she was.
 
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