Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Hambubger]

Big bubba is gonna love him mo cushion for the pushin

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lest we forget: some pooner tried to get cute during a traffic stop, the sum total of the resistance was to pull away when the cop laid a hand and said "I stopped you"; the pooner got basically suplexed as a result. The department found the actions to be justified.

So Fatrick is officially being treated with softer kid-gloves than troons; perhaps the cops knew something we didn't, such as the noticeable gravitational pull his pepperoni fed gravity well was exerting on them, and gave him a pass.

To be fair, do you wanna suplex a bowling bawl of tard rage?

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

They probably thought he was in mental distress. He is lucky he isn’t in Canada they would have given him MAID for his obvious mental illness

 

[Burd Turglar]

It could be a faggot punch or the spastic flailing of an indignant child mid tantrum. Either way the cops could slap him with a handful of charges just for fun.

The only thing I know is that it's going to be really difficult for me to not ween the malnlet next time I'm in Killwaukee.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I wonder if Patrick knows this camera is rolling, so he plays it up more. Valiantly struggles against the LEO childs and threatens a quadrillion dollar lawsuit. Certainly looking more like a retarded grand master plan to sue the MPD.

Big bubba is gonna love him mo cushion for the pushin

Only 5 pages since the feature for mutt's law.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

This is the happiest I've been on this site since Chris got arrested. Ol' Fat Pat may just give us content for months to come.

A merry Fatrickmas to all, and God bless us, every one.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Lest we forget: some pooner tried to get cute during a traffic stop, the sum total of the resistance was to pull away when the cop laid a hand and said "I stopped you"; the pooner got basically suplexed as a result. The department found the actions to be justified.

So Fatrick is officially being treated with softer kid-gloves than troons; perhaps the cops knew something we didn't, such as the noticeable gravitational pull his pepperoni fed gravity well was exerting on them, and gave him a pass.

well i dont think the cop could suplex patrick even if he wanted to; not even the best judo master in the world could handle an opponent as fat and massive as patrick.

 

[Carl Smallwang]

Let's go to the footage:

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Yep, looks like Patso either lunges or takes the faggiest, most limp-wristed swing ever swung. Lucky he didn't get tazed, or rung up for resisting arrest/assault on an officer.

I feel like after the tenth swatting, they got to at least give him one. I get Patrick is a freak, but the cops seem to be doing it for sport at this point. They know who he is, and what the deal IS. Police are retarded, but ARE they this RETARDED? If Patrick continues to be too prideful to move, he's just putting all his loved ones in danger at this point.
Honestly wish the deepest and darkest of the federal penitentiary system for the fags making these calls to the cops. STALKER CHILD!

Bootlicking boomer vs experienced dog imploders TAKE that we needed right now.

https://twitter.com/EthanVanSciver/status/1687246370439139328

 

[Sugriva]

He's lucky they didn't charge him with criminal fatness.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Page 2001 - "I can't let you do that atalker".

Edit - Dammit!

 

[Meat Target]

This is the happiest I've been on this site since Chris got arrested. Ol' Fat Pat may just give us content for months to come.

A merry Fatrickmas to all, and God bless us, every one.

Ehh, this isn't as big. That was literally The Merge.

 

[beautiful person]

Pig probably figured out it's a really good grift to sue the cops because they won't fight as hard unlike Quasi or Null and they'll just get him to fuck off with a nice huge settlement.

They don't care because the settlement is always taxpayer-funded.

 

[Elbe]

Tonight on Cops! It was a fatness check gone wrong....

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Page 2001 - "I can't let you do that atalker".

this isnt page 2001, those are just your delusions, stalker child.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

Lol, a bunch of the commenters are a bit skeptical:

goddamn the normies have their thinking caps on today. I've rarely seen an entire comment section be turn almost unanimously skeptical. lord I miss the dislike bar. fucking bitch susan

 

[Meat Target]

Page 2001 - "I can't let you do that atalker".

Edit - Dammit!

Nice wrong page, stupid.

 

[Pizdec]

You think they would throw the book at him because he’s trying to sue?

Lolsuits to PDs are so commonplace they usually budget that out for bigger cities. Patrick is just the most (potentially) sober of those litigants because they're usually drug fiends or George Floyds that no one talks about.

 

[Sammich]

He saw the black officer and instinct kicked in as the pepperoni making process called to Fatrick. The other white officers had to hold Fatrick back so that their colleague wasn't brought to the basement by the drooling manbearpig.
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What kind of moron takes a swing at the cops?

did he.. did he swing at the biggest cop there? HAHHAHAHAA, the fucking gall of this fat faggot with bitch tits never fails to impress me.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

All this talk about being a tough guy and he can't even pick up a proper resisting charge. Now I just feel bad for him more than anything.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

What kind of moron takes a swing at the cops?

An urban citizen of a depressed socio-economic sta- holy shit. Is Pat pepperoni meat?