Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
Sounds like all the criteria to be in America First. Including the shift in content leading to a declining interest through alienating the core demographic.
I tweaked it a little to make it more suited to America First.
What about doing drugs, having sex with other dudes, and watching Black men pummel your boyfriend while you jerk off to lolicon/shotacon comics?
 
Nick needs a new grift. Lucky for him there's an opening. He should move to Ukraine and make videos criticizing the government.
That sounds like a great opportunity.

Some words of advice to Nick if he decides to revive his channel by doing this: he should always carry a toothpick container with him in the unlikely event he is wrongfully detained. Toothpicks are used as a form of currency in Ukrainian prisons. Secondly, if he is wrongfully detained, he probably should inform every inmate he speaks to immediately about how much oil money his mother inherited. This will cause them to back off immediately for the few hours until the government realizes he has done absolutely nothing wrong and he is released.
 
Nick continuing to be friends with Dax and overlook Vito being a sick fuck has removed any misgivings I made have had about giving Nick a hard time. Parents who are cool with pedo defenders and “ironic” pedophiles deserve no mercy.
You don't UNDERSTAND his humour! - Nick

The Dickguarding is Dicksucking levels.
 
Nick continuing to be friends with Dax and overlook Vito being a sick fuck has removed any misgivings I made have had about giving Nick a hard time. Parents who are cool with pedo defenders and “ironic” pedophiles deserve no mercy.

It gets worse actually.

 
His pro-pedo panels do seem to bring in the rage bucks. Only did slightly better on yt at $576.
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It's amusing that he has enough time to monitor Twitter and police internet rumors, but not enough time to keep his promises and to interact with any his actual audience and show his respect. Didn't he have some monologue about how social media was a cancer for him? And yet here he is on social media, trying to solve his image issues. They never learn.
Damn the panel quality has gone straight down the drain.
Little do they know, Rekieta is the drain and they are closing in each time these would be grifters go on his show. Pull up before it's too late, Kurt!

If Kurt were a regular Kiwi reader (I surmise he is not), he would have learned that maintaining some distance from a cow is helpful to ones mental health and career prospects.
 
Nick's default when it comes to things about his marriage, embarrassing degeneracy and general hypocrisy was usually "All rumors are true, especially the fake ones, but seriously there's no point in defending yourself online because people are going to believe whatever they want to believe, and it's a waste to try and change anyone's mind".

... and in the post above, Nick is making a scene over Hydro_Px alleging that Nick exposed himself on a now deleted stream. Funny stuff, especially since engaging just draws attention to it. If Nick's way of interacting with Hydro_Px made them into a detractor, then Nick is an idiot for thinking more name-calling will do anything but remind Hydro of why they are harassing Nick.

This is actually reminiscent of the 8-hour twitter slap-fight on July 4th, when Nick decided to pick a fight with someone "he doesn't even know" and his Hedonism II trip was brought up to embarrass Nick. The subject was quickly dropped though, and Nick used the remaining time to opine on his own online relevance and understanding of how the internet works. Even then, Nick was dismissive and content to walk away from anything except challenges to his clout.

Basically, Nick was more upset about someone challenging his online relevance than he was about someone denigrating his marriage.

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Then in mid-July, after a post about Nick ghosting Null got some KF stickers (but no real engagement outside of that) Nick subsequently addresses this particular point in his locals stream (rather than when Null initially teased him for it on MATI weeks earlier).

Nick picks the silliest things to get worked up over/address directly. Make fun of the state of his marriage, vacation destinations with his wife, embarrassing "it's just a gay bar guys" degenerate behavior, and general hypocrisy and he will pretend to rise above it. Attack Nick's numerical superiority, talk about ghosting Null, or incidental(?) indecent exposure claim and...

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If Nick's instinct is to overreact/correct to what he believes isn't true, then Nick's dismissive approach of the more concerning allegations bodes ill. (edit: not that Nick couldn't be lying about everything anyway).
 
Nick posting to locals purely to cancel a show and seethe about someone unsubscribing. Given that he's going out of his way to publicly whine about a single person unsubscribing I have to imagine his trajectory is starting to really get to him. It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

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Nick posting to locals purely to cancel a show and seethe about someone unsubscribing. Given that he's going out of his way to publicly whine about a single person unsubscribing I have to imagine his trajectory is starting to really get to him. It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

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Absolutely pathetic.

Or to turn a phrase of his: How Embarassing.
 
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