FB 8/8 Chris sees a dragon

[Feel My Comeuppance]

Opiate addiction is a serious thing, and I seriously want Chris to start taking opiates

At least the constipation from the opiates would cut down on the dirty, crapped briefs.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm sure whoever spent time on that sculpture really wants it compared to a cartoon character.

Besides, since when is Chris even into dragons anyways?

Unless you count Barb.

And his new interest in middle-aged to geriatric women. Old ladies love resale shops, which enable them to scout out useless junk to add to their burgeoning hoards. It's like autistic, female soul, lesbian heaven.

At least the constipation from the opiates would cut down on the dirty, crapped briefs.

It would be even worse toward the 10th or eleventh of the month when Chris runs out of the tugboat and goes through opiate withdrawals.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Dragons hoard gold and treasure. Chris and Barb hoard useless crap. Dragons laze about on their golden hoard guarding it from intruders that dare enter their lair. Chris and Barb are sprawled out on whatever surface area hasn't been claimed by the clutter and no one enter their home on purpose. Dragons breathe fire. Chris and Barb simply live in a fire hazard.

 

[Mason Verger]

This is the most normal Facebook post I've ever seen outta him. Or at least no dumber than anybody else's Facebook post..

 

[Innocuous]

Chris should play Hoard

 

[Hmmpf!]

I swear the first thing I thought when I heard "dragon" was a Dragonite.

Fuck Chris and his MLP crap. Also Pokemon GO fuck yourself.

 

[DolphinHunter]

And his new interest in middle-aged to geriatric women. Old ladies love resale shops, which enable them to scout out useless junk to add to their burgeoning hoards. It's like autistic, female soul, lesbian heaven.

As far as dragon mythos goes, I think they're supposed to be into beautiful young maidens. Neither of whom is Barb or Chris.

But hey, if Chris is going after the geriatric set now, he might have better luck then when he went after ladies closer to his own age.

 

[The Dude]

I suspect Chris on opiates would be boring. Chris trying to kick, however, would be pretty interesting.

Aren't they a sedative?

I'd prefer him take adderall or something like that so at least maybe we'd finally get another issue of Sonichu.

It's not like Chris could get any lazier.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

If Chris weren't so fucking lazy and unproductive I could definitely see him turning this into a Sonichu OC.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

If Chris weren't so fucking lazy and unproductive I could definitely see him turning this into a Sonichu OC.

How sad is it that Chris doesn't even have the energy to rip shit off anymore?
That was one of the most entertaining parts of Sonichu for me. Chris is very creative at being uncreative and I liked seeing how nearly everything is ripped off from somewhere, even from shit Chris isn't into.

 

[ZehnBoat]

If Chris weren't so fucking lazy and unproductive I could definitely see him turning this into a Sonichu OC.

Nullcord?

 

[Zookie]

I thought this was going to be chris saying how he saw a dragon in his dreams and how it said he would find his true sweetheart soon.

 

[Lurkman]

I thought this was about pokemon go at first, I was wrong about which cringey fanbase Chris was targeting.

 

[Terrorist]

i was about to make a pun about bad dragon dildos but was too disgusted with myself to go through with it

the hoard is hungry, it demands more superfluous old lady shit

 

[Melkor]

I'm pretty sure whoever made that dragon didn't have Discord in mind. What an insult.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I cannot believe I actually care about an autistic man seeing a dragon statue, I need a new hobby.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

NOBODY CARES CHRIS

 

[TiredConlanger]

So he's never heard of a Chinese long before? Eastern dragons have that serpentlike body and tend to look like amalgamations of various animals, with antlers, claws of birds, scales like fish, a "beard" around their jaw, etc.

Discord's design is based off of them, not the other way around.

 

[Count Olaf]

Thats nice.

Now go get that taint wound looked at before it kills you.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

If you gave Chris a lighter to heat up some smack he'd burn his thumb and drop the lighter and burn his house down