FB 8/8 Chris sees a dragon

[Shokew]

I would love it if that dragon would come to life and chase him out of that dump of his, while it burns the damn thing down, honestly. It's been too long since Chris had to get some exercise, after all.

 

[crunchysalty]

mlp needs to die in the lake of fire.
Otherwise the eye of don will rule them all.

 

[LarsyBooBoo]

Don't start chasing the dragon Chris. You've got enough problems as is.

A common side effect of morphine is weight loss, however. It could be beneficial.

 

[CWCissey]

Everything here is above board
Everything here looks like Discord...

Because I'm sure that someone has already made a reference to Suede's So Young (although there is a dearth of 90's songs about heroin from British Indie bands)

So how long until Chris posts a status claiming he's not a smackhead?

 

[The Great Chandler]

He's still trying to cover up that taint of his.

 

[Shokew]

The same amount of time he'll post something about not being obsessed with children's stuff anymore than he is now (and kicking said bad habit(s).), @CWCissey. Can't count on it, sadly.

 

[ON 190]

Chris must've been reading Goosebumps in history class too.

Chris likely considers Goosebumps as actual history books.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Everything here is above board
Everything here looks like Discord...

Because I'm sure that someone has already made a reference to Suede's So Young (although there is a dearth of 90's songs about heroin from British Indie bands)

That's odd. I'd think there would be an abundance of those songs.

 

[Thighs]

I wondered how long it'd be before all these new chat programs used viral marketing and internet personalities to advertise themselves.

 

[Georges St. Pierre]

I think this is legit the least I've given a fuck about anything Chris has posted ever.

 

[Nobody]

I think this is legit the least I've given a fuck about anything Chris has posted ever.

Seriously, all that happened today was that an autistic man in a dress briefly looked at a dragon statue outside a store, and he made an autistic post on FaceBook that reminded everybody he watches MLP.

I guess when they say "WHERE NO SHIT IS TOO MINOR!", it means this.

Somehow, this all relates to his fabled mangina. Five pages of discussion is going to lead somewhere, I just know it.

 

[tepid]

Ah, a MLP character. How unsurprising.

Looks like it was scribbled down on a napkin to meet a deadline at 6:12pm on a Friday while the rest of the office were heading out to the pub. What a shitty design

 

[Gothicserpent]

Was a bit disappointed when it wasn't Chris actually thinking he saw a mythical creature.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Seriously, all that happened today was that an autistic man in a dress briefly looked at a dragon statue outside a store, and he made an autistic post on FaceBook that reminded everybody he watches MLP.

you see billy by this time in the story a kid had thrown a chicken while an infertile couple looked at a store

 

[nvrwastetree]

Don't start chasing the dragon Chris. You've got enough problems as is.

That's the last thing Chris would ever want to do. Although, I do suspect he would be alot weirder and dumber than he currently is if he was playing around with heroin...imagine him going through opiate withdrawals.

 

[The Dude]

He's still trying to cover up that taint of his.

Didn't Bob Dylan write a song about that once? "Oh the taints, they are a-changin'!"

 

[CWCissey]

That's odd. I'd think there would be an abundance of those songs.

I don't know why I used dearth.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

Hooray. More shitposting.

 

[ON 190]

Hooray. More shitposting.

It's an Olympic event now, actually.

 

[Justlurkin]

Hooray. More shitposting.

Don't you just love irony?
"This retard makes a pointless comment!"
"Now let's all make pointless comments together about him!"