FB 8/8 Chris sees a dragon

[MG 620]

Christine is so funny!!!

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I'd like to turn him on to a chillum of some fine black afghani hashish or nepalese temple balls. He'd probably lay down for 8 hours to ride it out! LOl

I would actually like to see Chris on LSD. The good shit, like Orange Doublebarrel or something that will have him turn into Sonichu for real.

Angel's trumpet leaves and seeds would be interesting. Those are highly variable in their toxicity though.

 

[MysticMisty]

Chris left the house? What was the occasion, food or toys?

 

[QI 541]

We may as well make a new thread every time Chris comments on the weather.

 

[KFC]

Chris left the house? What was the occasion, food or toys?

Both. Chris leaves his house every so often to go to Goodwill and McDonalds. He's banned from everywhere else except maybe a few gas stations or so.

 

[AnOminous]

We may as well make a new thread every time Chris comments on the weather.

We do, unless he's paid to do it, then there's a megathread for that shit.

 

[Karen Riley]

I guess the most interesting thing here is that it supports what Marvin said about Chris attending auctions regularly. I wouldn't be surprised if he often attended these looking to sell things but instead leaving with various useless bits and pieces to add to the hoard. He should be thankful that Barb isn't well enough to attend these auctions all the time.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I guess the most interesting thing here is that it supports what Marvin said about Chris attending auctions regularly.

Is this recent?

 

[Caesare]

Fucksake, everything is cartoons and video games with Chris. Such a mature adult...



Chris on opiates would be an interesting thing to see. Not that he ever would start an opiate habit, he's too much of a sissy.

Ever wonder what Barb has in her gigantic senior citizen medicine stash? It's something important enough for Chris to "save" during a fire. I've always wondered if any dope fiend broads in rural Virginia may have "befriended" Chris to take a look at his elderly mother's pills.

 

[Karen Riley]

Is this recent?

I'm pretty sure when people said Chris never went outside and stayed in the house all the time, Marvin pointed out that Chris is actually more active than we'd think, attending Pokemon Card leagues and auctions.

@Marvin is the man to ask for details if he can give them of course

 

[Ntwadumela]

So he's never heard of a Chinese long before? Eastern dragons have that serpentlike body and tend to look like amalgamations of various animals, with antlers, claws of birds, scales like fish, a "beard" around their jaw, etc.

Discord's design is based off of them, not the other way around.

It honestly looks more like Maleficent's dragon form from Sleeping Beauty, especially since the body looks slightly thicker as opposed to the completely serpentine frame of the Eastern dragon

 

[GV 998]

Chris makes a post on Facebook about seeing a stupid dragon lawn ornament at an auction house.

It turns into a 6 page thread on Kiwi Farms.

Man, we really need a new saga. This goose ain't laying golden eggs no more

 

[CWCissey]

Chris makes a post on Facebook about seeing a stupid dragon lawn ornament at an auction house.

It turns into a 6 page thread on Kiwi Farms.

Man, we really need a new saga. This goose ain't laying golden eggs no more

Yeah the Finan-chu Crisis is a bit dull.

Bit of an anti-climax considering it's likely to be the final saga at this point.

 

[MMX]

Well atleast hes not seeing the dragon as having deeper meaning or being a metaphor for something.
Thats progress.
Unless the dragon pees and it looks like a t-girl.

 

[Hyperion]

I wonder if Chris bids like a normal person by raising his paddle or if he just starts bellowing like a tard?

Well it is rural Virginia so tard bellows are probably just how they communicate.

 

[WeeGee]

I hope to god that Chris spares that dragon statue from the same fate as the Sonic Totem of Fail by letting another buy it. We don't need another soon to be cursed object in Casa de Chandler.

 

[GV 998]

I wonder if Chris bids like a normal person by raising his paddle or if he just starts bellowing like a tard?

Well it is rural Virginia so tard bellows are probably just how they communicate.

Is he really going to buy that ugly thing just because it sorta resembles a character from a horse cartoon?

I mean I wouldn't put it past him, but I was being optimistic he was just making an observation about it. (An observation NO ONE cares about, but hell, Chris is hardly the first person to make worthless observations on Facebook)

Besides, if he wants this Discord character, there has to be official merchandise of him, right?

EDIT: I just checked a site I go to for collecting, and yes, there indeed is

It's only $30, so that's GOTTA be cheaper than that big ass lawn ornament, right? I mean, unless of course that dragon has been sitting there for years and the owners are desperate to get rid of it

 

[MediExcalibur2012]

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Gotta love that "Private. Keep out" sign in the window. Chris sure knows all about privacy.

Also, you probably would've caught a Pokemon if you were playing Pokemon Go, you fat fuck

 

[Male Idiot]

Chris, the two dragons are not much alike.

The MLP one looks more like a mythic chimarea with its mismatched bodyparts.

 

[Picklepower]

LOL Chris made a facebook post, fuckin Fail.