Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

Get excited, Funsters!
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I once created a Fallout 3 character with the aim of making him look as much like a fish as possible, this is about what the result looked like.

 

[Alabama Man]

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lmao jesus christ Sunday at 11 am is when the WORKERS at Gen-Con leave. Lol, lmao even.

 

[grapeshark77]

Forget the tweets, Quasi now has VIDEO evidence of Pat saying that he won't pay him what he owes. I don't know if it's too late to introduce this clip into the contempt hearing without delaying it but I'm sure he's on it. If Pat has a lawyer he's not listening to them.

 

[FinnSven]

Forget the tweets, Quasi now has VIDEO evidence of Pat saying that he won't pay him what he owes. I don't know if it's too late to introduce this clip into the contempt hearing without delaying it but I'm sure he's on it. If Pat has a lawyer he's not listening to them.

I doubt he does and he really is the current definition of the saying “The man who represents himself has a fool for a lawyer”.

I suspect he or Niki might have looked into one but as soon as the lawyer said things to the effect of just pay up and stop responding to these internet trolls, Fatrick childed and then fired them.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Starting at approximately 52:40 of the interview, he makes this pretty comprehensive admission (Archive):
...which should be pointed out every time he says, "don't owe a penny, stlaker. enjoy. prison".

Quasi's lawyer should have that entered into the record demonstrating that even with an acknowledged contempt hearing pending he is still being defiant and belligerent regarding his owed judgement. This will really sink any attempt he ever had at any kind of discharge of the debt from any future proceeding. All Quasi's lawyer will have to do is enter this into the record to demonstrate that any attempt to discharge the debt is a transparent attempt to intentionally dodge their responsibility to their debtor.

I hope Quasi is reading this thread.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

Once more, the Pig-Fish-Human hybrid realized he lacked the adequate camouflage skills to mimic the human and live among their kind.
Once more, the charade is given away by his mortal nemesis: drinking water.

Obligatory:

If you only knew how bad things really are...

 

[Need4Sneed]

I was searching through #GenCon2023 and found this. Thought it was the pests at first but it's a real place.

 

[Berrakh]

This man is the definition of an unforced error, beginning with his conception and birth.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

look at the steely determination as he hydrates his fat anger. he is coming for you stalkers. tick tock.

 

[BlaireWhitesBottom2]

this isnt page 2001, those are just your delusions, stalker child.

I typed in "enjoy prison stalker" into Google and the norm McDonald fan himself came up! Lmao

 

[Depressed_Oni]

what is it with Fat Lolcows and the month of August?

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

lmao jesus christ Sunday at 11 am is when the WORKERS at Gen-Con leave. Lol, lmao even.

That's exactly what I was thinking. People will be packing up their booths while Pat goes on a delusional rant about the white supremacist satlkers. He's going to fly off the handle and child some maintenance guy folding chairs too loudly during his high IQ panel about trans-lesbians of color scissoring in 0 gravity.

 

[polyester]

Put those cuffs on and it's going to be a million dollar lawsuit!

I thought the OnA forum's theory that Pat is behind the SWATtings in order to set up a lawsuit against the MPD, was ludicrous.
I'm not so sure now.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Archive of "Moving Past Trauma - Swatting" video file:

https://anonfiles.com/z7wcxf64ze/Lizzo_Lawsuit_What_is_Swatting_w_Patrick_Tomlinson_Thursday_Thoughts_ZpotYjC9Ih8_mp4

I can't seem to upload it here for some reason. It is long, but I was able to compress it to a decent size, so that shouldn't be the issue. I'm not sure why uploading is failing for me.

 

[LaxerBRO]

Was that even a punch?

Shit, I have seen more energy in a faggot slap attack.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This would never happen anyway, since Fatty Pat would never even consider spending 5 seconds behind enemy lines, but it's a damn shame this media tour won't include a stop by Tucker Carlson Tonight. Can you imagine Pat sperging endlessly about Norm McDonald, felony texting, and his toilet's twitter account while Tucker just stares at him like this:

He would definitely try to call him a child, too.

 

[FinnSven]

I thought the OnA forum's theory that Pat is behind the SWATtings in order to set up a lawsuit against the MPD, was ludicrous.
I'm not so sure now.

It’s possible it’s him behind it for this reason.

I agree it is ludicrous as if he successfully manages to sue it would set a dangerous precedent for people being able to sue the police for being called to their place in error.

I don’t think any judge will sign off on that judgement.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I predict this month will be a Festival of Fatrick. A Parade of Patposting. A Party of Pepperoni. A Rager of Ribs. A Carnival of Corpulence.

Can a nigga get some lottery numbers please, @Meat Target ?

Where we came from:

Where we are now:

"From Rags to Riches: The Patrick Tomlinson Story".
Never give up on your dreams of being tthe #1 lolcow, kids: if you can dream it, you can do it!

 

[East_Clintwood]

lmao jesus christ Sunday at 11 am is when the WORKERS at Gen-Con leave. Lol, lmao even.

No child, it's a little thing called saving the best for last, which you'd know about if you were a best selling author and not just a stalker....

 

[Whistlin' Crustacean]

A fine morning to all you stalkerchildren. This is a drive-by.

A few days ago, I was browsing around on Goodreads in search of some light sci-fi to fill up the evening. A novel called "Gate Crashers" by a Mr. Patrick S. Tomlinson came up. I thought, "That name seems familiar," put it out of my mind and proceeded to read the book. Or rather, attempt to. The first warning bell came in the form of two "engineering drawings" of spaceships, which looked like something I used to draw at age 11-12. Also, I'm no chemist, but even I remember from school that the Helium-3 isotope would be notated as "³He," and not as "He3," as Mr. Tomlinson did in his engineering, er, doodle. "Nevermind," I told myself, "This guy must not have had the money to hire a proper artist to put his ideas into images or to hire a science advisor to check his work."

The first chapter was fine. The premise was intriguing enough, even if the dialogue surrounding it was rather stilted and the jokes/quips/puns fell flat way more often than they didn't. In particular, describing cryogenically frozen astronauts as "peoplecicles" provided quite an amount of cringe.

The second chapter was worse. This is the third sentence of it, describing the principle by which the so-called "Quantum Entanglement Radio" (QER) operated: "The QER operated through the principle of quantum entanglement."

If you're a person of ordinary intelligence, you would read it as "The Quantum Entanglement Radio operated through the principle of quantum entanglement." This was the moment upon which I realised that Mr. Patrick S. Tomlinson was not, in fact, a person of ordinary intelligence, and decided to stop reading immediately, lest I become one as well.

And then I finally remembered this thread. Sure, I saw it get featured a few times, but I never dug any deeper than that. This time, however, the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad prose of Mr. Patrick F. Tomlinson led me to check what's what. Presently, I am listening to Part 5 of the "HuffPost interview" series and by the infant baby child Jesus H. Christ, this is the funniest shit I've heard all year.