Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Schwarzwald]

The premise was intriguing enough, even if the dialogue surrounding it was rather stilted and the jokes/quips/puns fell flat way more often than they didn't.

That is Pat's biggest downfall as a writer is how often he uses "witty banter" as a crutch. It makes catchphrase lines from 80s Schwarzenegger films seem like Shakespeare in comparison, and it's just cover to cover, nearly every spoken line. He thinks this makes his writing incredibly clever.

His premises in general aren't actually half bad for generic sci-fi novels popular fiction. Nothing groundbreaking or innovative, but what actually is nowadays? I actually think that's how he got published in the first place was his concepts sound good as 2 minute pitches. The problem is the execution, it comes across as extremely pretentious and nonsubstantive.

 

[Meat Target]

Allegedly a former "victim" of "stlaking" and, per brotherman Sink Inspector, a "consultant" for people being "stlaked"...

Her husband is also a lawyer in LA.

Forget the tweets, Quasi now has VIDEO evidence of Pat saying that he won't pay him what he owes. I don't know if it's too late to introduce this clip into the contempt hearing without delaying it but I'm sure he's on it. If Pat has a lawyer he's not listening to them.

Quasi's lawyer should have that entered into the record demonstrating that even with an acknowledged contempt hearing pending he is still being defiant and belligerent regarding his owed judgement. This will really sink any attempt he ever had at any kind of discharge of the debt from any future proceeding. All Quasi's lawyer will have to do is enter this into the record to demonstrate that any attempt to discharge the debt is a transparent attempt to intentionally dodge their responsibility to their debtor.

I hope Quasi is reading this thread.

Within 24 hours, Pat has told on himself twice.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Give me some kind of hook. Give me a reason to click through all your spoilers.

Remember this guy on page one?

 

[Procrastinhater]

That is Pat's biggest downfall as a writer is how often he uses "witty banter" as a crutch. It makes catchphrase lines from 80s Schwarzenegger films seem like Shakespeare in comparison, and it's just cover to cover, nearly every spoken line. He thinks this makes his writing incredibly clever.

His premises in general aren't actually half bad for generic sci-fi novels popular fiction. Nothing groundbreaking or innovative, but what actually is nowadays? I actually think that's how he got published in the first place was his concepts sound good as 2 minute pitches. The problem is the execution, it comes across as extremely pretentious and nonsubstantive.

Oh damn you niggers spiked my curiosity and I went and looked up a couple of Fats books...
Why did you do this to me?
I feel somehow dumber, if that's possible, from having forced myself to flick through them.
I'm debating reading one properly to give a review of it but I don't know if I can force myself through it.
I don't suppose he has any audio books?
I'm not gonna pay him for one but if I could find a free download, maybe listening on the way into work or something could be the only way to get through it, I can't sit and read that shit, he's really bad, it's just so fucking dumb, it doesn't hold your attention.

You're right, his concepts aren't that bad, but Fat just doesn't have the talent to make it interesting and keep you wanting to keep going, it's a slog to read, his writing is worse than middle school level, and it's so fucking pretentious you can tell he thinks he's
A - Funny
and
B - Smart

and he's neither of those things.
It's a shame because like you said some of his concepts, in the hands of a decent writer with imagination and the skill to craft a believable world with engaging characters, could be quite fun.

 

[polyester]

Some nightmare fuel from the Collier Landry interview:


Pat articulating the word "misogyny":


He looks so fucking proud after recounting his Norm/11 tweet:

 

[OK_Cogitator]

Some nightmare fuel from the Collier Landry interview:
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Pat articulating the word "misogyny":
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He looks so fucking proud after recounting his Norm/11 tweet:
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I've seen less camp on episodes of Drag Race.

 

[James done did it]

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This is on par with him talking about his "abusers." What a fucking queen. There's no way he's more than a half brother to the varsity athlete gigachad Kyle Tomlinson (who has probably had sex with far more than 2 girls unlike Patrick). Possibly even unrelated, maybe Kyle was switched at the hospital and unfortunately raised in the same pigpen as Rick.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Get excited, Funsters!
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He's got that ADF retard face

 

[Punished Puck]

that punch looked like it was thrown by a drunk man with cerebral palsy

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I'm debating reading one properly to give a review of it but I don't know if I can force myself through it.

If you don't have a specific book in mind, may I suggest one that hasn't been reviewed in this thread yet? We could always use a new funny obliteration of Pat's writings.
I can't search them right now, but I believe we have at least 2-4 of his books reviewed already (like Starship Repo). Who knows, maybe one day we'll have the whole set.

I don't suppose he has any audio books? I'm not gonna pay him for one but if I could find a free download

That'd be fun. Hopefully a Brotherman can direct us to it.

 

[LGHDR+]

It's a shame because like you said some of his concepts, in the hands of a decent writer with imagination and the skill to craft a believable world with engaging characters, could be quite fun.

From what little I've managed to read without giving up in disgust, it's apparent at least to me that what he does to get his concepts is to head over to Orion's Arm, hit the Encyclopedia Galactica, steal some shit, and then fucking ruin it.

When the hard sci-fi conflicts with his bullshit storylines that he has in his head, he invents stuff like the QER that violate known physics.

I'm pretty sure one of the AI fags here could train a robot to write original Tomlinsonian content using only his books and that website as training material that would be indistinguishable from his.

....I take that back, the robot would do a better job, while also being less fat.

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Holy shit is that the AGP smirk? Possible post-court troon arc incoming?

 

[Wheat Skeleton]

Out of the infinite possibilities he has to wake up to every morning, he goes out of his way to pick the worst, most depressing options of the bunch. It is pretty shocking, in all honesty. I just like to imagine the sun is out, birds are chirping, and there is Pat, locking himself in his dark room to seethe on Twitter for the third month in a row. Is introspection possible at his age, or is this just the rest of his life?

 

[jertzog]

You know, Fat could do something productive and make his focus about reforming the nationwide police protocol to swatting. That's the only unjust thing happening to him, provided he's not doing it to himself so he can sue the PD in order to pay Quasi.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

That'd be fun. Hopefully a Brotherman can direct us to it.

Audiobookbay

 

[keytar]

I've been drinking, have a shanty:

Spoiler: Ricky, Pay Him

Oh I thought I heard the Patposters say
Pay him Ricky, pay him
It's a barrel of laughs til the next court date
And it's time for you to pay him

[chorus]
Pay him Ricky, pay him
Oh pay him Ricky, pay him
For the lies are done
And the grift runs low,
And it's time for you to pay him

Your scorn for Norm caused quite the fuss
Pay him Ricky, pay him
Just admit you laughed with the rest of us
And it's time for you to pay him

[chorus]

Oh Quasi is a worthy foe
Pay him Ricky, pay him
He called you out on your bluster and blow
And it's time for you to pay him

[chorus]

Your tough guy act had us all in bits
Pay him Ricky, pay him
Cause we know you're fat and have big bitch tits
And it's time for you to pay him

[chorus]

Perhaps once to prison you are sent
Pay him Ricky, pay him
You'll tell us where all the black kids went
And it's time for you to pay him

[chorus]

Tune:

 

[Associate Rick]

Holy shit is that the AGP smirk? Possible post-court troon arc incoming?

He's already got the tits.

 

[Post Reply]

Audiobookbay

A number of his audiobook listings there even have comments noting how fat the author is. Apparently there are baby infant pirate childs out there.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Pat throws punches like an angry baby.

 

[Dasjas Watanid Tabas]

Pardon my newfaggotry, but I lurked the thread before registering and checked Fatty Patty's social media and at some point I noticed, that in addition to lying, defending pedos, flashing his dick at the world (can it be considered flashing if it's practically nonexistent?) and grinding black children into pepperoni, he eats a lot of junk food and is... Sort of rotund. Porcine in appearance even.
Also happy 2000 pages and I look forward to another 2000, this ride only get crazier and juicier.

 

[Commander X]

His science fiction novels are, from the ones I've seen, like the nth attempt at scratching something out in the same vaguely parodic sci-fi area guys like Doug Adams and Terry Pratchett and some others who don't come immediately to mind used to run in, but approximately one one-hundredth as entertaining.