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[TruffleSpark]

The seminar should be called "Everyone can see through your bullshit so please stop pretending".

The fact that they don't realize people can see through it probably a side effect of autism.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I think they're trying to spin this as a win.

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I’m a transwoman in her thirties, and I work at a casino. For whatever reason, most people assume I’m a guy, and since I’m probably never going to see these people again, I don’t usually bother correcting them unless they’re a regular.

One night, near the end of my shift, I assist a very drunk middle-aged man who has won a jackpot. I collect his information and return with the money after a few minutes.

I want to give him his money, but he’s paying too much attention to the people playing next to him to notice me. Eventually, he sees me, and I’m able to get him to sign the paperwork so I can give him his winnings.

Apparently, he sees that I’ve painted my nails, and he compliments them.

Man: “It’s great that we can be more open about ourselves. It was a lot harder when I was younger. I’m bi, and I feel like I wasted my youth not being able to be open about my sexuality. Do you have a boyfriend?”

Not thinking anything of it, I say no. Before I go return his paperwork — which is still in the clipboard in my hand — he asks for a hug. I’m not really comfortable with this, but I’m not comfortable with confrontation or telling people no, either, so I agree. Some guests (mostly the women) get excited and huggy, so it’s not too strange. I agree, and he hugs me… and starts rubbing my back a little.

Ewwwww… but I’m at work, so I have to be polite. He lets go, I congratulate him again, and I run off.

I basically stay away from that whole area, but he manages to see me anyway. He starts talking about how great it is to see someone like me (a “gay man”, I assume), and how it was harder when he was younger and it wasn’t safe to be openly gay. I start to lend a sympathetic ear, thinking maybe he just wants someone to talk to and thinking that the experiences of our elders are worth listening to.

He’s talking, kind of rambling, and he mentions his room number. At this point, I realize he’s hitting on me. I very politely try to turn him down, but I think he’s too wasted to understand me.

I start backing up a little, but he starts coming forward a little. Eventually, I’m next to a low wall next to a row of games, with him (thankfully not me!) toward the corner. And he’s still talking. I mention that I’m not really interested in hooking up with anyone right now, hoping he’ll get the hint (is that even a hint?) that I don’t want to hook up with him. He entreats me not to “be that way” and waste my youth not hooking up with… random strangers, I guess?

He’s telling me that I’m a good-looking guy, so I try to tell him that I’m not really a guy. Really, I don’t want to out myself as trans to some rando, but maybe he’ll stop hitting on me if he knows I’m not a guy? He doesn’t seem to get it, and whether he’s gay or bi, I doubt it’d matter.

He notices that I’m kind of backing away, with this low wall between us. He tells me that I shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because he’s a great guy, etc, etc. But I can’t get away; not only do I have to be polite because I’m working, but I don’t know how this drunk is going to react if I try to be sterner.

But none of that is the worst bit. No, the worst part is when he tells me, explicitly, what sorts of sex acts he enjoys and how he’s so good at them.

I’m screaming inside, praying for death — his or mine, I’m not picky right now. Just somebody, end this.

Finally, the time has come for me to put my stuff away and go home. Of course, I’ve mentioned multiple times before that I should get back to work, but he didn’t care. “Oh, yes, of course,” he’d say, before starting right up again.

But now I can’t wait. I already got in a little trouble for clocking out late a few days ago, so I’m not about to leave late again. I excuse myself one more time, telling him I HAVE to go now, and run off. Maybe I should have done that earlier, but I’m really not used to that kind of situation.

On my way out, though, I decide to warn one of my coworkers about him. My coworker’s a good-looking guy himself, who sometimes wears nail polish and earrings, so it wouldn’t surprise me if the guest tried to hit on him, too — though maybe the fact that my coworker has a wife might deter him… maybe.

My coworker has seen the guy, so he knows whom I’m talking about and offers to help me out if I need rescuing again.

I go home, hoping that’s the end of it.

But it isn’t. The very next day, I see the guy again. This time, however, he’s sober and much easier to deal with. He apologizes for his behavior, explaining that people kept buying him drinks and he kept drinking them until he’d had too much.

From now on, I’m not hugging anyone I don’t want to. My therapist approves.

That took a while to write, but trust me, the actual experience felt like it lasted forever.

 

[glass_houses]

I’m a transwoman in her thirties, and I work at a casino. For whatever reason, most people assume I’m a guy, and since I’m probably never going to see these people again, I don’t usually bother correcting them unless they’re a regular.

This is hilarious. The tranny just experienced the average night out for many ordinary women and doesn't even realise it. And I like the "most people assume I'm a guy". That's because you are one. Wearing nail polish doesn't make you look like a woman. It makes you look like a faggot.

 

[Shig O'nella]

I think they're trying to spin this as a win.

Poor bugger.

Not the troon - you for having to type all his drivel out.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Ever notice how Transgender "Women" always want to get into Running, Swimming, Track and Field, Weight Lifting, Golf, Tennis, Soccer, where larger lungs and larger bone structure which leads to larger frames, arms, and legs would benefit but none ever seem to want to get into Gymnastics? Gee it's like they're only picking sports where their male bodies can help them dominate.

 

[Nick Obre]

I think they're trying to spin this as a win.

Don't casinos have security guys that the employees can call in case of any sort of shenanigans, from suspicions of cheating, to making them uncomfortable for whatever reason?

Ever notice how Transgender "Women" always want to get into Running, Swimming, Track and Field, Weight Lifting, Golf, Tennis, Soccer, where larger lungs and larger bone structure which leads to larger frames, arms, and legs would benefit but none ever seem to want to get into Gymnastics? Gee it's like they're only picking sports where their male bodies can help them dominate.

Remember how ridiculous that barely-ice skating tranny looked in some olympic (or something else, I don't remember) event?

That's why they usually don't try. They have no grace. They can run and swim and tackle like anything, they can even probably flip and somersault all day long, but if they try to do this, they'll look grotesque.

Not to mention they wouldn't survive powerbombing their own balls, or otherwise, their rot pockets.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Don't casinos have security guys that the employees can call in case of any sort of shenanigans, from suspicions of cheating, to making them uncomfortable for whatever reason?

Yes they do. At any Casino I've been in someone harassing a member of staff like this troon claims would find two burly guys with earpieces asking them to "step this way just for a second please sir" and either told to knock it off or thrown out and barred.

 

[gigatard]

Yes they do. At any Casino I've been in someone harassing a member of staff like this troon claims would find two burly guys with earpieces asking them to "step this way just for a second please sir" and either told to knock it off or thrown out and barred.

I think that troon might be telling the truth about what happened to him, which does make me feel bad for him because that sounds terrifying. But it's another moment that should be dysphoria-inducing because a woman in her thirties would already know to call security in that situation.

I've come to the realization lately that women are much meaner than men because they have to be--they can't afford to entertain the creeps out of sheer politeness like men can. A real 30 year old woman would have given a curt "alright, I have to go" less than a minute into that conversation. As a man, he's never had to do that because the number of gay creeps out there pale in comparison to the straight ones. If I was a radfem I could wax poetic about how this experience of his is just another example of his male privilege.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I think that troon might be telling the truth about what happened to him, which does make me feel bad for him because that sounds terrifying. But it's another moment that should be dysphoria-inducing because a woman in her thirties would already know to call security in that situation.

I've come to the realization lately that women are much meaner than men because they have to be--they can't afford to entertain the creeps out of sheer politeness like men can. A real 30 year old woman would have given a curt "alright, I have to go" less than a minute into that conversation. As a man, he's never had to do that because the number of gay creeps out there pale in comparison to the straight ones. If I was a radfem I could wax poetic about how this experience of his is just another example of his male privilege.

Well yeah, see heres the thing - the security is there but it still means the person in need of it has to summon it.
Unless the guy doing the harassing is being so obvious it gets spotted by yhe house cameras, if someone is treating one of the staff like this, it still requires the staff to call for assistance.
Women must (unfortunately) get used to dealing with drunk guys like this and would likely have learned how to deal with this situation before they leave their teens, I think this troon was just vapor locked finding himself in a situation he wasn't used to desling with.
Although saying that, by all accounts gay dudes can be extremely forward when trying to hit on other fags, I would have thought this troon if he was an HSTS would have had some experience dealing with that shit, which means he was most likely another AGP pervert, which in turn lessons my sympathy.

That's why they usually don't try. They have no grace. They can run and swim and tackle like anything, they can even probably flip and somersault all day long, but if they try to do this, they'll look grotesque.

I think I'm now a gymnastics fan.

 

[Next Task]

I love this so much, because it's such a perfect distillation. 'I would have helped, if you hadn't given me a chance to make it all about me and my trauma. So reward me for my good intentions, then give me the attention instead.' Even better, they're piggy-backing on each other so the OP gets multiple people telling him, 'Yeah, that sucks, but what sucks more is how bad it made me feel. How come you didn't think about my needs?'

Troons and narcissism is an even more iconic duo than troons and autism.

 

[ITK]

Although saying that, by all accounts gay dudes can be extremely forward when trying to hit on other fags, I would have thought this troon if he was an HSTS would have had some experience dealing with that shit, which means he was most likely another AGP pervert, which in turn lessons my sympathy.

If he was an HSTS he would've jumped at the oppertunity to get his ass blasted (though maybe his narcissism would've gotten the better of him because the guy telling him he's bi breaks the fantasy), I doubt the people who were having orgies of unprotected anal sex in unlit bath houses during the height of AIDS care very much. The old sod needs to get with the times though, because he wrongly assumed men who dress like women are gays who get it and are just playing coy instead of shy stuttering spergs with autogynophilia who are really transbians.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This goes back to the whole"If trans brains are a real thing, why don't doctors do simple MRI brain scans to prove their patient was truly trans?"The trans community can't make transitioning as simple as walking in claiming "I feel like a woman" then turn around and complain about detransitioners.If you're so insistent that neuroscience backs you up then prove it by allowing doctors to do MRI scans of their patients.

Just like the elusive "gay gene" . The excuse they always used to justify that it is an inherit unchangeable trait and change policy around the subject. One would think i'd be easy to take a blood test to know if you are gay or not but nope, science really is about faith nowadays.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Just like the elusive "gay gene" . The excuse they always used to justify that it is an inherit unchangeable trait and change policy around the subject. One would think i'd be easy to take a blood test to know if you are gay or not but nope, science really is about faith nowadays.

I think you're probably born with it but it's more likely a wiring of the brain difference? Or hormonal differences? The gene thing seems silly, since sexuality in animals is hormone or wiring/instinct, not genetic. You wouldn't be able to tell swans are monogomous by their genes, just like you wouldn't be able to read rams prefer each other in weird slutty orgies.
What you CAN distinguish are animals that stealth as feminine so they can sneak past a large male to mate with the female. There's several birds and fish that do this. Would that be considered genetic, since their body plans are legit different, down to their coloring and size? Or would that be hormonal too?

 

[Enwardo]

Pooner realizes she made a huge mistake.

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“I killed myself as a child.”

I wish I could make every troon pushing for puberty blockers and sex changes for children read this.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

I killed myself as a child.”

Where were her parents??

 

[The Morning Visitor]

Just like the elusive "gay gene" . The excuse they always used to justify that it is an inherit unchangeable trait and change policy around the subject. One would think i'd be easy to take a blood test to know if you are gay or not but nope, science really is about faith nowadays.

I was under the impression that gay activists didn't want the normies studying the cause of homosexuality because they didn't want people to abort gay babies or accept for themselves that it's an undesirable trait waiting to be cured.

Sounds silly, but it would make sense from the standpoint of someone in deep denial.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I was under the impression that gay activists didn't want the normies studying the cause of homosexuality because they didn't want people to abort gay babies or accept for themselves that it's an undesirable trait waiting to be cured.

Lezbo-Gays: We're born this way. Just like the Lady Gaga song says, bigots!

Normies: Hmm, interesting hypothesis. How about we study that, maybe see if there are any genetic markers for this claimed inborn trait?

Lezbo-Gays: Reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

 

[Rick The Stick]

Ever notice how Transgender "Women" always want to get into Running, Swimming, Track and Field, Weight Lifting, Golf, Tennis, Soccer, where larger lungs and larger bone structure which leads to larger frames, arms, and legs would benefit but none ever seem to want to get into Gymnastics? Gee it's like they're only picking sports where their male bodies can help them dominate.

Even men's gymnastics is too hard because of the insane upper body strength those fuckers have. There's a video on youtube somewhere of a men's team trying out their female teams routines and vice versa, and the men do pretty damn well and fumbling through it while the women really struggle with most of the men's shit. Don't think they did any of the flippy mat stuff though.

 

[Surfherder]

Even men's gymnastics is too hard because of the insane upper body strength those fuckers have. There's a video on youtube somewhere of a men's team trying out their female teams routines and vice versa, and the men do pretty damn well and fumbling through it while the women really struggle with most of the men's shit. Don't think they did any of the flippy mat stuff though.

Male gymnasts can do everything female gymnasts can do. They just don’t wear leotards and are male, which reduces the appeal for most males.

 

[The Morning Visitor]

I unironically think homosexuality isn't a choice, much like it isn't my choice to gag whenever I chew green beans and try to swallow that fiberous mush. I do think there is a root cause, be it a hormonal imbalance or something that happens in the mother's womb (or in some cases, childhood sexual trauma), but no matter the cause I don't think it's a choice.

The thing is, if abortion remains legal and we have screening factors for The Gay, some people would abort their gay baby, much like someone may abort a baby with Downs. Homosexuality is a genetic dead-end and undesirable to parents on a primal level. This thought upsets gay activists.