I'm sure I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly is the story behind Jim's retarded wrestling persona? Like, there's got to be some dumb backstory behind it, what with how he calls himself "Commander Sterling" and all. Is he supposed to be some freaky alien thing or something? (I know he basically is anyway, but I mean the character.) Why's he always clutching his head and screaming like he's in pain in every promo shot?
I still can't get over how godawful his costume looks. The star mask is hideous and aesthetically unpleasing, and then he went and plastered a stylized version of it on his chest, complete with gaping maw. The suit clings to his obese body, completely unflattering, and if that weren't bad enough, he added a skirt because he's a girl uwu. And there's a sparkly space cape too because your eyes haven't been raped enough apparently.