Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Maverick Vile said:
She let him cum inside her, so at this point she probably deserves it, and by "it," I mean empty threats, because Fatrick is demonstrably only dangerous in his mind.
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So far she has had the sense not to give birth to his retard. And I could see Rick do a murder-suicide under the right circumstances with his goofy gun. Or just accidentally shoot her. Actually he'd probably be more likely to kill her doing his gay gun poses.
LGHDR+ said:
Correct. See: Warren v. District of Columbia, ruling issued 1981.
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And De Shaney vs. Winnebago County for outside of D.C. in 1989 (regarding general failure to protect). This involves a genuinely horrific case of child abuse ending in the death of the child after repeated failures by CPS to intervene and (unlike the more specific 911 case) finds there is no right under the due process clause of the 14th Amendment to law enforcement intervention.

However, state constitutions or laws can recognize a higher level of duty, and if you don't show up when your bosses tell you to, you're going to get fired, even if you wouldn't necessarily be able to be sued.

I don't know if Milwaukee has this issue but there are definitely cities where cops are no-shows or slow-shows to certain neighborhoods, making sure not to show up until whatever is going down has finished. If Milwaukee does have this issue, Fatrick doesn't live in such a neighborhood.
 
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AnOminous said:
So far she has had the sense not to give birth to his retard. And I could see Rick do a murder-suicide under the right circumstances with his goofy gun. Or just accidentally shoot her. Actually he'd probably be more likely to kill her doing his gay gun poses.
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You know how I like to mock goofy guns like the Wiggler AR-7 AnOminous - what (likely hilarious) hardware does Fatrick have? I got the need for sneed!
 
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I know he's got a glock that he can barely reload if anyone has that gif handy. I don't remember any particular hardware but I think it had an oversized flashlight/laser on it in one picture, like a full sized Baldr that you'd usually put on a compact rifle rather than a pistol, definitely not a CCW light. The picture I'm thinking of was coupled with a tweet, he had his glock in one hand and a nerf gun in the other and was talking about how whenever a republican shows up on his tv he shoots the tv with the nerf gun because, if you're not aware, he's one of those real life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth.

Also yeah, there's a gif of him shooting a rifle that is super kino, to the point that this is the first time I've ever used the word kino because there's no other word to describe it. He's awkwardly balled up and every time he fires his tricep jiggles like a fat girl on a trampoline
 
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Maverick Vile said:
because Fatrick is demonstrably only dangerous in his mind.
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I mean, how many times have you seen an agitated man take a swing at a cop, while surrounded by a bunch of other cops and they just watch and do nothing, just watching it, bored, as the crazy man takes a swing at their colleague.

That is how much of a threat pigman is to anyone. They couldn't even be bothered to step in to help cuff him. That is how much of a threat they thought he was. This is the thought that went through the mind of every cop in the video "I am gonna be late to get home for dinner with my family for this bullshit? Let's just let him fucking go, I don't want to waste more time on this bs."
 
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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I know he's got a glock that he can barely reload if anyone has that gif handy. I don't remember any particular hardware but I think it had an oversized flashlight/laser on it in one picture, like a full sized Baldr that you'd usually put on a compact rifle rather than a pistol, definitely not a CCW light. The picture I'm thinking of was coupled with a tweet, he had his glock in one hand and a nerf gun in the other and was talking about how whenever a republican shows up on his tv he shoots the tv with the nerf gun because, if you're not aware, he's one of those real life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth.

Also yeah, there's a gif of him shooting a rifle that is super kino, to the point that this is the first time I've ever used the word kino because there's no other word to describe it. He's awkwardly balled up and every time he fires his tricep jiggles like a fat girl on a trampoline
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I looked around and couldn't find it, so if anybody can juice me up I would really appreciate it. I did however find this bit of hilarity on USNews.com from 2017:

As a gun owner, I'm appalled by the gun lobby's ludicrous culture war against progressives. By Patrick Tomlinson, "Contributor"
 
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Cuckoman said:
I mean, how many times have you seen an agitated man take a swing at a cop, while surrounded by a bunch of other cops and they just watch and do nothing, just watching it, bored, as the crazy man takes a swing at their colleague.

That is how much of a threat pigman is to anyone. They couldn't even be bothered to step in to help cuff him. That is how much of a threat they thought he was. This is the thought that went through the mind of every cop in the video "I am gonna be late to get home for dinner with my family for this bullshit? Let's just let him fucking go, I don't want to waste more time on this bs."
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The fact that he is dumb enough to play perpetual victim when he is still clearly in the wrong shows everything you need to know. "I am justified at swinging at the cops, I'm a victim! I'll post this on social media for brownie points!"

A 5 foot flat 300lbs ralphamale presents a more active threat than Pat does.
 
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TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve said:
I know he's got a glock that he can barely reload if anyone has that gif handy. I don't remember any particular hardware but I think it had an oversized flashlight/laser on it in one picture, like a full sized Baldr that you'd usually put on a compact rifle rather than a pistol, definitely not a CCW light. The picture I'm thinking of was coupled with a tweet, he had his glock in one hand and a nerf gun in the other and was talking about how whenever a republican shows up on his tv he shoots the tv with the nerf gun because, if you're not aware, he's one of those real life tough guys who will spoon feed you your own teeth.

Also yeah, there's a gif of him shooting a rifle that is super kino, to the point that this is the first time I've ever used the word kino because there's no other word to describe it. He's awkwardly balled up and every time he fires his tricep jiggles like a fat girl on a trampoline
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Ah yes, Fatrick's gun that's molested with Walmart accessories. TBF I think he could conceal it properly under one of his many folds because he's really fucking fat and it's been too long since anyone mentioned how fat he is. I've never heard of the gif before but I know he uses a fucking PS90 unironically as a self defense weapon. Can't pay Quasi but can supposedly afford the weird as ammo that the PS90 uses.
 
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Ah yes, Fatrick's gun that's molested with Walmart accessories. TBF I think he could conceal it properly under one of his many folds because he's really fucking fat and it's been too long since anyone mentioned how fat he is. I've never heard of the gif before but I know he uses a fucking PS90 unironically as a self defense weapon. Can't pay Quasi but can supposedly afford the weird as ammo that the PS90 uses.
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I never thought I'd ever say this, but the way he holds it in the first picture makes holding a pistol look gay.
 
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I'mThePatMan! said:
I can't search them right now, but I believe we have at least 2-4 of his books reviewed already (like Starship Repo). Who knows, maybe one day we'll have the whole set.
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i might do it. i read posts much earlier in this thread of someone reviewing the book with the trite Firstname Lastname character and it was inspiring. i've been wanting to get some more reading in lately and it could be fun to do read through his books leading up to the contempt hearing. i was told a long time ago that you should read all that you can, especially the bad books. so, we'll see.
 
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I found this in about a minute but it took me twenty minutes to download/reupload a fresh copy for this post so I'm not going to try and find the rifle gif tonight but I'm pretty sure it was a PS90. Come to think of it, I'm not actually sure I saw it in a standalone gif, it might have been in a 'fan'made trailer (and in slow motion) if that jogs anyone's noggin as to where it might be found

Yeah that's the light I was thinking of. God, I forgot the muzzle brake lmao
 
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Ah yes, Fatrick's gun that's molested with Walmart accessories. TBF I think he could conceal it properly under one of his many folds because he's really fucking fat and it's been too long since anyone mentioned how fat he is. I've never heard of the gif before but I know he uses a fucking PS90 unironically as a self defense weapon. Can't pay Quasi but can supposedly afford the weird as ammo that the PS90 uses.
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OMFG, there's literally nothing I can't say that this picture doesn't already say. Well done Pat, you've left me with no insults I can add, quite an accomplishment.
 
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OtherLastTrainHome said:
i might do it. i read posts much earlier in this thread of someone reviewing the book with the trite Firstname Lastname character and it was inspiring. i've been wanting to get some more reading in lately and it could be fun to do read through his books leading up to the contempt hearing. i was told a long time ago that you should read all that you can, especially the bad books. so, we'll see.
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They’re awful books but there’s little moments where you see the bones of a decent sci-fi story. Then you meet an animatronic Fonald Plumpf and give yourself eye strain rolling them so hard.

Good luck to you.
 
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AnOminous said:
The way Rick holds that gun is gayer than if he were jerking off two dicks with each hand.
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Where I live we say "gayer than two dudes fucking three dudes", but your point stands - it is incredibly homosexual.

Imagine the amount of stovepipes he gets with that faggot-ass grip.
 
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