How to safely purchase a Hatsune Miku bunny girl figure without being disowned by parents?

[gamerweeb1]

I like Miku. I want this figure. I have the money to afford it, but I live with my parents.

How do I buy this figure and keep it secret from parents?

KiwiFarmers, help me out here plz.

 

[Shidoen]

Have a animefag kiwi buy it for you and have it secretly shipped as long as you promise to share it.

 

[JethroTullamore]

You don’t, you pathetic excuse for a human being you.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't think you could possibly disappoint them anymore than you already have

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They should just be glad you're not gay.

 

[gamerweeb1]

They should just be glad you're not gay.

Great point… I should cover her in my cum and show my parents to prove my straightness.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Live on your own

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Step 1: acquire gainful employment
Step 2: acquire land. one acre minimum. as remote as is feasible.
Step 3: build in secret an underground off the grid bunker
Step 4: furnish bunker with food furniture etc
Step 5: get po box and order figure
Step 6: hide package in vehicle
Step 7: drive to bunker making sure you were not followed
Step 8: place figure in bedroom of bunker
Step 9: only go view figure monthly when you are sure no one suspects.
Step 10: fill bunker with more weeb shit until nuclear holocaust
Step 11: Survive nuclear holocaust in weeb bunker
Step 12: enjoy your figure as much as you want now that most people are dead and cant judge you anymore.

 

[Account]

what are you, a cuck? live your truth

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

I hate to break it to you but my father has these models. This isn't the 1950s anymore. Every Christian priest in America has a naked model of the queen (Volydymyr Zelensky) in their asshole (literally).

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

become tyler hadley

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Buy it for them as a present then offer to take it back when they hint they don't want it

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Buy it for them as a present then offer to take it back when they hint they don't want it

What if they do want it?

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

What if they do want it?

Then they wont have an issue if he buys one for himself

 

[Omen_Sulk]

This your room?

 

[Pruto]

They should just be glad you're not gay.

OP is clearly a complete faggot.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

I'd start by avoiding 1/4 scale figures as they are much harder to keep hidden due to their massive size.

That said, it comes in a box, and that box will be shipped in a box. Just never leave it out of the box and shuffle the box behind or under some things.

 

[Bone Santa]

If you're getting an anime figure, might as well get some rope while you are there. Save yourself two trips.

 

[Moths]

Its not anthromorphic enough to trick them into thinking its a pokemon OP soz

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Its not anthromorphic enough to trick them into thinking its a pokemon OP soz

Actually, in that case it's too anthropomorphic and not zoomorphic enough.