How to safely purchase a Hatsune Miku bunny girl figure without being disowned by parents?

[gamerweeb1]

I like Miku. I want this figure. I have the money to afford it, but I live with my parents.

How do I buy this figure and keep it secret from parents?

KiwiFarmers, help me out here plz.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

I have the Bicute Racing Bunny Miku

 

[Dysnomia]

Tell them it's for your girlfriend, who loves cute things. When they see it on display in their basement next to your Nintendo Switch and racecar bed just say that your girlfriend wants to keep it here because her dog chewed up her Lopunny figure.

 

[Persian Carpet Salesman]

If your parents don't instantly see you for the giga chad you are after seeing your Miku bunny girl you should be the one doing the disowning.