Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

New Shrouded Hand with a story that kinda fills me with existential dread. A tale about economic hardships in some city in Poland so people turned to funeral services which became a lucrative business.


Then things got out of hand and paramedics and EMTs got in on the grift, killing people for cash. It kinda fucks with me because we put faith in these people and here they are, doing everything in their power to make sure they die for a few shekels.

And then the people on top deny it ever happened. Ugh.
 
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a whole month? Does this guy not understand the youtube game? GONE IN THREE FUCKING DAYS GET IT NOW, would make it sell out in an instant. I think he's making them to order expecting a lot of purchases... I would not go that route for this kind of plushy, you made an Analog series hold your horses!
 
Imagine subscribing to a horror channel then instead of being given horror videos you get merch shilling. Wait, you don't have to imagine:
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3 shill videos IN A ROW. I understand he wants to monetize his works, but it's getting ridiculous.

vita carnis is just the guy’s drawings with a vhs filter
He also does practical effects combined with found footage. He's pretty good quality wise.
 
what series is that even from lmfao
What JesusChristDenton said
Basically spooky weird flesh plant come out of nowhere and start doing spooky shit
Feels too much like GHE with a dash of Mandela Catalog
There's this monster called the Mimic that feels way to fucking similar to the alternatives, but instead of looking spooky it looks like a cheap 5 dollar prop
Only one episode was note worthy...it's kind of fucked
There's a plant called the Harvesters. It's essentially a fleshly carnivorous plant. It obtains it's source of food by hiding it's tendrils not to fair under the surface, within a 150m radius from the plants bulb . Anything the steps unto them will get injected with the types of venoms, a neurotoxin and a anticoagulant. It essentially sterilizes and bleeds out the pray
One episode showcase a kid getting caught by a Harvester. He dies a slow and painful death, unable to move, whiles crying out for his parents to save him
 
There's this monster called the Mimic that feels way to fucking similar to the alternatives, but instead of looking spooky it looks like a cheap 5 dollar prop
My autism demands that I remind literally everyone that almost all of Mandela Catalogue's concepts have been done before and the general idea of "Alternates" has been done long, long before it. The Mimic is an archetypal creature in media, Mandela Catalogue did not invent it. It just presented them in an analogue horror format, it didn't synthesize anything original. Few things trigger my autism like this does. You really have to stop paying attention to that series specifically and comparing things to it, it's poison for the medium. Conceptually the series is more in line with GHE (at its core it's still an invasion story) so I'd say it's apt to say it's inspired by it, but red meat creatures and plants (which, again, has been done prior to what you're comparing it to) is where the similarities end. The nature of the monsters, designs and how the world adapts to them is different entirely and they're entirely distinct.
As lame as Vita Carnis generally is (shout out to the 20 minute video featuring the mimic whose runtime is 99% fat people breathing heavily on their 400 step walk) I'll take a goofy looking prop over warping an image in Photoshop. One of these has effort behind it, and it's not Mandela Catalogue or GHE. As a whole Vita Carnis is way more interesting to me than other analogue horror series, it just suffers from the "one guy can't do everything" syndrome a lot of online projects have. It's not scary, but it's fun, and that's what it should lean into. The one video with the Harvester just felt really tryhard and disingenuous. Felt like a shitty Mandela Catalogue video, as redundant as that statement is. Loud noises and kids screaming is just such a fucking cop out, man. Boring as fuck.
 
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My autism demands that I remind literally everyone that almost all of Mandela Catalogue's concepts have been done before and the general idea of "Alternates" has been done long, long before it.
Yeah, no shit this has been a thing for a long time
But you're telling me an analog series that has a lanky monster that hides amongst the crowd by designing itself as people wasn't basing it off an alternative?
Yeah no, fuck out of here with that shit
I'll take a goofy looking prop over warping an image in Photoshop
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Yes, these are fun. Am I getting owned epic pwnage style or do you truly believe in your heart, mind, and soul that Sussy Jesus is better than these goofy motherfuckers? I love these things. I wouldn't buy merch of them, but I like them and I appreciate the effort that went into making a physical prop and a costume instead of stretching an image and desaturating it.
But you're telling me an analog series that has a lanky monster that hides amongst the crowd by designing itself as people wasn't basing it off an alternative?
I... yes? It's pretty classic skinwalker/doppelganger stuff. The alternates follow the same doppelganger playbook of "blending in", yes, but that's the trope. They operate differently, with alternates manipulating people into killing themselves and VC's mimics opting for a more "I'm just going to fucking kill you" approach. The similarities end at "they blend in" and from what I remember, not even all the alternates are lanky (I don't know why you even mentioned this), just warped, and they can't physically harm their victims. They're like ghosts, aren't they? The mimics in VC are like skinned meat people. They can literally wear skin too from what I remember, but that's not the same as being an exact replica-- which I'm going to reiterate, all of these things have been done long, long before Mandela.
VC's mimics are flesh and blood and at most can dress up like people and hide in furniture, and they wait until you're alone to physically maim you. I think they can copy voices too? These feel distinct and the overlap they have is just archetypal mimic stuff. I'm actually really confused, am I just getting epic trolled 1337 style? Sorry if that's not what's happening, I genuinely just don't know what your point here is.
 
New Shrouded Hand with a story that kinda fills me with existential dread. A tale about economic hardships in some city in Poland so people turned to funeral services which became a lucrative business.


Then things got out of hand and paramedics and EMTs got in on the grift, killing people for cash. It kinda fucks with me because we put faith in these people and here they are, doing everything in their power to make sure they die for a few shekels.

And then the people on top deny it ever happened. Ugh.
Ah yes this story. I remember reading about it in one of those horror magazines in early 2010s . Sad truth is simillar thing happened during kung-flu 19 when it was far more profitable to have covid death than "normal" one. Of course it is not as fucked as Lódž case , but it is far from unique thing.
 
Ah yes this story. I remember reading about it in one of those horror magazines in early 2010s . Sad truth is simillar thing happened during kung-flu 19 when it was far more profitable to have covid death than "normal" one. Of course it is not as fucked as Lódž case , but it is far from unique thing.
Well, that's even more fucking horrifying. Sort of reminds me of this buddy of mine, who claims that the Kung Fu Fighting Flu was actually a bioweapon and the pandemic was a test run. Pointed specifically to profits being a motivator.

Make of that as you wish.

In general, it's just really sad that healthcare professionals put in positions of responsibility and trust are willing to throw that out the window for a few nickels.

I can give the plague doctors some credit here; they at least tried even if they were wholly unequipped and unintentionally did far more harm than good,
 
Call me a fucking schizo but I remember someone on a youtube video saying /x/ had proof of nexpo being a zoophile or something. Is that real, or was I too tired and misremembered something?
 
Call me a fucking schizo but I remember someone on a youtube video saying /x/ had proof of nexpo being a zoophile or something. Is that real, or was I too tired and misremembered something?
probably not, there's an ongoing /x/ joke called the "nexpo incident", which is basically a fake lost livestream where nexpo and his horror e-celeb friends are described doing the most fucked up shit possible, usually in a graveyard. last thread about it i saw people were saying he put a baby in a microwave and shit
 
probably not, there's an ongoing /x/ joke called the "nexpo incident", which is basically a fake lost livestream where nexpo and his horror e-celeb friends are described doing the most fucked up shit possible, usually in a graveyard. last thread about it i saw people were saying he put a baby in a microwave and shit
phew. thought we were dealing with something really bad for a sec there.
 
YouTube suggested me a video from this channel called Anomidae from a series called INTERLOPER. Below is a video about it.
I find it interesting because of how much it revolves around the technicalities of the Source Engine, and also how the series creator released actual Source demo files for people to dig through to find bits of info related to the series left by the creator.

See, the reason this is so intriguing is that it's not only an actual ARG by definition by how there are actual files left for the viewers to figure out more clues about the series, it's also intriguing because Valve's Source games and ARG's are like bread and butter.

Years ago, back when Valve still made games and actively cared about them, they have done a few proper ARG's to promote certain things in a very interesting way.

Back in 2010, Valve released updates to Portal that included ARG elements to promote Portal 2. First it began with adding a radio in one of the levels, where if you took it to a specific spot on the level it would start playing SSTV transmissions and morse code signals. SSTV transmissions are what's used by NASA to transmit images from space to Earth via a sound signal that can be decoded into an image even at very low quality.

Not only that, one of the Morse code transmissions hinted a BBS server. BBS servers were basically the Internet before the Internet, and for people to figure out the next clue they had to get an old 56k modem to access it. So it was a very involved process of getting various hints about an upcoming Portal game, and it was a pretty effective marketing strategy. They've also done a second smaller ARG right before the release date too.

However the two ARG's that I remember personally were the 2012 TF2 ARG's. The first one was to promote the Pyromania update and it involved a lot of technical fuckery to stitch a JPEG image that was a bit of lore about a new upcoming game mode coming in the update. The second one however was much more complicated and it involved way more file fuckery, ending with people figuring out how to open up a KeePass database of all things that ultimately led to an image that had a TF2 crafting recipe which ultimately led to a new comic giving extra lore being released, and after that Mann vs. Machine update being announced. Valve actually expected for this ARG to take weeks to solve, but instead people cracked it in hours.

Basically, Valve really loved their ARG's in their game, and as you can see, the proper definition of an ARG is more of a wild goose chase that involves complicated fuckery from the audience to pick up all the pieces left by the creator and connect them together to figure out a mystery. It's a fantastic concept that takes considerable effort to pull off, but in the end leaves the audience much more involved in the author's creation and gives them a deeper connection to it. Unfortunately analog horror zoomers have completely bastardized this term and I hope that this guy will manage to bring back the ARG element as I remember it.

I'm sick and tired of analog horror series being called "ARG's" where it's just YouTube videos where you just theorize about only what's presented in the video. Having the creator actually make something for the rest to unravel on their own where it takes some technical skill to do so is way more interesting, and I don't think you could choose a better setting for such a thing than Valve's Source Engine games.
 
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