Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

Maybe people don't want to watch some disgusting, greasy, fat neckbeard pedophile.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick posting to locals purely to cancel a show and seethe about someone unsubscribing. Given that he's going out of his way to publicly whine about a single person unsubscribing I have to imagine his trajectory is starting to really get to him. It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

Didn't he have a whole thing a few days ago about how streamers don't "own" their audience? Now he's seething over literally one person unsubscribing?

 

[Retink Retunk]

Big Brain Panel is BACK! Only the best minds here folks!

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It looks like a wall of sex offender mugshots in a police station.

 

[FuhrerMustang]

I really miss the Vic era. I used to have rackets on all time back then and well into 2021. Nick, if you're reading this please at least put the old broly figure back in the background for old times sake at least.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick posting to locals purely to cancel a show and seethe about someone unsubscribing. Given that he's going out of his way to publicly whine about a single person unsubscribing I have to imagine his trajectory is starting to really get to him. It's not normal behavior for someone who is happy about the way things are going.

Is he cancelling the show because he has to pack up and fly to AM in the morning? It just occurred to me that people can probably look him up at least on twitter to see if he's camping on social media on days that he claims he's too busy to stream. Both of the tweets was made 4 hours ago and I saw it at least 2 hours ago in his likes so he'd be right in the middle of his stream hours. Liking a tweet takes like a second but I can't imagine him just spending 30 seconds on the phone to do only that so he probably spent way more than that just browsing on twt or instagram (his choice for gooning on ethots apparently). Can you see likes on insta?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

>vito the pedo
vom

Twice in as many weeks too. If one judges a person by the company he keeps, then having Vito and Coomalot on every few days is a good sign that Rekieta is at rock bottom.

 

[Null]

rock bottom.

Rock bottom is a myth perpetuated by gambler's fallacy.

 

[waffle]

I mean, it exists - but it's restorative power is basacially just cope. Every "homeless" person exists at what we'd think of as rock bottom, and they just keep on smoking meth and having nasty hobo sex with echother

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Circling back to LOCALS after power issues:

Chat gives advice on behaviour in court:

Spices​	If I was Taylor here... no joke... I'd start acting like a total asshole right now.
Spices​	What's she got to lose?
Spices​	I'd start screaming FUCK YOU!! I'd take my clothes off. Do it all sis

AC2Patriot​	She's got everything to gain.. she can keep doing OF once she gets a cell phone smuggled in
Spices​	Yes ma'am
Spices​	For real!!

Admitting mental retardation:

Spices​	So was I. It melted my brain. Completely.
Spices​	Docs used to RX xanax like candy
Spices​	I have zero memory now and lost a great deal of my past because of xanax.

LOCALS tech is shite (said by me for months and confirmed by LOCALS)

Laggarticus​

Well my fellow tech nerds, just glanced around in the Dev Tools on this site to see if there were any obvious errors. Locals devs either need to see this or hurry up on their debugging because this is driving me nuts.

RekietaLaw​

they are currently working on it, according to them

DesertPirate​

I’m trying to figure out why my chat isn’t moving unless I back out and come in again

Carimachet​	Because locals is broken
Laggarticus​	Locals having issues. They're working on it.

They want to watch Nick spiral:

SenorSpielbergo​

ah yes, Nick going insane, this is why I support on locals. To ensure my entertainment continues

Nick seethes about trolls:

Spoiler: Peak 'not caring'...

zhamman​

Is someone spurging out on yt?

Carimachet​	Just tell them to shut up
Southanarchist​	Retards gonna retard Nick

Laggarticus​

It wouldn't be a rekieta stream if there wasn't someone sperging in the YT chat. How else would nick be able to go on epic rants.

SenorSpielbergo​

I think that's what they might be talking about?? IDK otherwise they're trolling you.

Carimachet​

Give us a rant on how retarded the dude is

AI doesn't know Nick: the most famous law pope!

Spoiler: AI picture of Nick

ZanderZrantZ​

Not sure why when i tell stable diffustion to make a photo of nick this is what it comes upw ith

This complaining is normal now. They better be careful or they might end up sounding like damn Kiwis!

Spoiler: DISLOYAL!

death_trout​	Is there a show tonight
Andrew_Wahoo​	I mean he streamed for like 11 hours today
GwemStacy​	That seems excessive
death_trout​	I know there's not one tomorrow night
GwemStacy​	He may have a problem
aCompleteRandom​	He already announced no show tomorrow night. So it'd kind of suck if no show tonight.

Marr3ro​

Damn, no night show . . . Well y’all have a good night

Crass-Cat​

Fuck I wish Nick worked for crowder so he would get punished for when he doesn’t stream

Mr_House​

I was gonna pay the man for a birthday toast too

AC2Patriot​

yeah, don't think we're getting anything tonight... spent his load via provigil already

RumbleUsernames​

I'll bet we get a pity locals stream if he wakes up in the next hour or so.

A BRIDGE TOO FAR?

Julia543​

I’d rather he just make a decision and stick with it and post it instead of overpromising

The LOCALS magic is gone?

Spoiler: Susanna talking to herself

Sally78​	Probably
Sally78​	@RekietaLaw is there locals tonight??
Sally78​	No no
Sally78​	Just complaining about locals not working
Sally78​	Yeah.yeah
Sally78​	Geyyy
Sally78​	@Mandy_K you need to draw Nick with a bucket
Sally78​	Killing the mood. Damn locals
Sally78​	Shabusiness bucket. Be creative
JulianDelphiki​	The chat is broken
Sally78​	Eff my charger is outside
Sally78​	Head dick and balls in bucket
Sally78​	Would be funny.. Just saying
Sally78​	I have to exit everytime I send a message and come back
Sally78​	It's gay
Sally78​	Every message I have to rejoin
Sally78​	Sucks big sweaty drooping balls
Sally78​	What I have been doing. Have to do it after every message
Sally78​	You can't c anymore
Sally78​	Nigger
Sally78​	Worked for me
Sally78​	Locals live stream is going to suck if the chat is like this
Sally78​	Beauty is not a number
Sally78​	Okay this sucks

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive:

Wine Moms listening to True Crime out themselves:

Spoiler: Stereotypes

RachelTheRiveter​

Great. I have established an insanity defense by the amount of true crime I listen to.

sophia1320​

That’s what I’m thinking and all my google searches related to serial killers

RachelTheRiveter​

I had a woman ask me for recommendations on new murder podcasts at the grocery store yesterday cuz I was wearing merch from another one. I pay for extra content on 2 of my favorites.

sophia1320​

Nick can you sell merch that looks like the cool baseball cap Schabusiness was wearing?

Picture of Nick winning the internet. (Meme fodder)

Drug-seeker wants attnetion:

basedfromMars​	@RekietaLaw
molgera85​	What’s up Mars?
basedfromMars​	@RekietaLaw SAY HI TO MY BROTHER WE GOT U ON DA SPEAKER AT MY WORK KEK

Sweet Summer child learns what LOCALS is about:

Spoiler: SFW Cookie Monster was right about the internet SFW

Elganso1000​

thanks for making chat NSFW fucking cunts

molgera85​

You’re in Rackets’ chat, of course it’s degen

Elganso1000​

except locals literally only has rules against porn...

Southanarchist​

Omg more porn

molgera85​

Even more porn!

Southanarchist​

Omg more porn

molgera85​

that's blatantly porn...

molgera85​

Omg more porn

Elganso1000​	Look at all the porn
Southanarchist​	that's literally porn...
Jenna_c​	Omg I’m gonna get banned

TheManBroDude​

@Elganso1000 if you would have just ignored it, it would have went away sooner... Just saying you kind of prolonged it

Elganso1000​

idgaf, it's one of locals only fucking restrictions. DO NOT POST PORN...

TheManBroDude​	And who are you to be the rules arbiter? Like I said... If you would have ignored it, it would have only been one...
molgera85​	You seem like the kind of person that loves cops
TheManBroDude​	But nooooo you had to say something.... Now I have the image of Kermit's cock in my head

Southanarchist​	AND ITS NOT PORN YOU FUCKING MISERABLE CUNT. NICK HAS STATED CLEARLY THAT CARTOONS ARENT PORN. NO NIPPLE NO PENIS NO HOLES
Southanarchist​	And a pretty good joke I thought
Southanarchist​	Yes
TheManBroDude​	Disagree
Southanarchist​	That’s disengenous faggot
Southanarchist​	Never did I say that
Elganso1000​	it's the same fucking logic retard...
SirVieVal​	I'm sure nick appreciates you caring more than he or locals do but guess what? Locals keep you from posting what they don't want. You cant post a picture of rhe red rocket diner from fallout cause it says red rocket in the image. So if they don't want u to, you can't. If you can post it, it's allowed. So for you to proactively try to enforce it reveals a different motive
Southanarchist​	Kill yourself or run back to YT chat

Southanarchist​

I have explicitly asked Nick about most of the images I posted and he agrees so fuck you

lilViper​

why draw cartoons of kids getting porned?

Southanarchist​

Wahhh wahhh wahhh someone posted an image I don’t like and I’m gonna cry about it. Even tho locals doesn’t care and Nick doesn’t care and they both agree that it isn’t porn if it isn’t created for the purpose of being sexually explicit

Southanarchist​	In this context it isn’t porn because the purpose of it wasn’t for sexual excitement it was a joke
Elganso1000​	it's not about me not liking it, it's about someone at work seing it and getting in trouble over something that is literally against locals policy
lilViper​	Leave the kids out of it.

Southanarchist​	But it literally isn’t you miserable twat
Elganso1000​	tell that to HR
molgera85​	Gotta love moral fags eh?

Southanarchist​	NotMy FuckingProblem
TheManBroDude​	Don't bother nick with this faggotry lol

Big Brain ideas:

aCompleteRandom​

You know, the saddest part about this whole thing? Should could have made millions releasing this whole thing as a snuff film.

lilViper​	Hmm.. It would be pretty awesome to make meth cause meth heads to kill other meth heads..
lilViper​	problem would solve itself?

5k grift:

SirVieVal​

Yall know nick is gonna have his estate execute the 5k gifts as a final lawyer joke

SirVieVal​

50 years from now 5000 people in nursing homes, or their children at the listed address, receive a small balldo shaped box with a return address listing "From the Estate of Nick Rekeita, Esquire Q.E.D."

Only the smartest experts:

Spoiler: Explaining post-death erections

Carimachet​	But I don’t understand does the hard on remain after death???? Seems wierd
MAP_Hanger​	In his mouth, iirc
Southanarchist​	If he had in a cock ring probably
Carimachet​	Hard ons I don’t think remain after death

SirVieVal​

They can. They can also develop as a result of rigor mortise chemicals

SirVieVal​	Hard ons are a result of blood pressure + restriction at the outflow of penis blood. Rigor mortis combined wih decomposition pressure can cause boners
SirVieVal​	Rising from the dead, or mourning wood
ActualBoomer​	Should I be concerned that there are experts in "Corpse Boners" in the chat?

A nice personal anecdote *sarcasm* :

Spoiler: Nick and Chat are very drug curious and knowledgeable

Jenna_c​

Anyone in chat ever done meth before? If so, could you please describe your experience lol.

RekietaLaw​

I would never touch the stuff...even if legal. VERY scary to me.

--Still--Life--​

Meth shuts down your logical process, one time I cut my shoulder open because I thought there were bugs in it.

RekietaLaw​

@Jenna_c I'd be down to try a lot of crazy stuff if it were legal (or I was in a place where it were legal) but I will never do meth or opiates

--Still--Life--​

The when I was homeless, I though that I was taken from eath by mind reading aliens and put into a space colony made to look like earth.

Jenna_c​

Not down with coke, meth, or opiates. Weed, shrooms, acid are alright if you’re not predisposed to mental illness, but that’s hard to know beforehand.

EternalHex​

I've been on opioid pain meds since I was a teen. I'm 35 now and still on them due to chronic pain, thankfully I'm literally unable to form addictions. However. I do not suggest this shit to literally ANYONE

Jenna_c​

How long do the effects of meth last? And how long did it take her to do all of this? Sorry if this was already covered.

--Still--Life--​

The drug metabolises every 3 or more days, but the with drawals last about 3 monts, and the psychosis can take years to pass.

Nick's hypthetical return to law:

Spoiler: Could Nick even practice coherently?

Jenna_c​	@RekietaLaw if you had the chance, would you be willing to represent Taylor Schabusiness? Lol
RekietaLaw​	@Jenna_c haha, give me a fully staffed law office and sure, would be hilarious
Jenna_c​	Would be a challenge
lilViper​	Many many years of jokes.
molgera85​	@RekietaLaw if Montegraph requested you to represent him for something would you?
Angrist​	You could always staff it with internet retards from the chat

tiffhang​	Monty should meet Taylor
RekietaLaw​	@molgera85 no, because I don't reprsent fags. I'll represent gays, but not fags

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

The cannot believe that anyone would doubt Nick:

Spoiler: Disbelief

Context: Nick's cancelled 'no power' show.

Also, this one LARPs to not know what KF is, so... good job on that consistency...

--Still--Life--​

These fags pulled up the power grid to see if nick was lying.

EternalHex​

All I saw was that Kritical fag that only talks when bitching about Rackets. XD

--Still--Life--​

There are a couple of cry babies to be dealt with.

RekietaLaw​

ROFL, ARE YOU SERIOUIS?>!?!

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

You sweatin’ Nick?!

RekietaLaw​

so fucking funny

EternalHex​	Dude, there's a dude in here that bitches all the time when you are late or whatever. The moment you show up he goes dead ass silent the entire time. He was talking about the power grid when I popped in this morning
--Still--Life--​	Yeah.

What makes LOCALS cheer:

Spoiler: This is almost cultish

GrouchyOldGeezer​

Rackets arguing with smoothbrains...again

Pikey_ONeil​

Teach me law. Daddy!

Laggarticus​	It's been a while since I've heard a proper Nick rant. The kind that brings a flood of in the chat...
molgera85​	God I love Nick’s rants. I can only get so hard
Southanarchist​	WHOOOOOOO MY FAVORITE NICK IS ANGRY NICKPREACHPREACHPREACH MY BROTHER IN CHRIST AND HATER OF GOVERNMENT HALLELUJAH
HockeyVG​	Please fucking clip this editor guy

MrStirFry99​

you're in your element

Southanarchist​

MY PENIS IS FULLY ERECT

Tallgeese​

while slowly masturbating

molgera85​

My borderline anarcho-capitalist heart is fluttering

Southanarchist​	I have a massive liberty boner
GrouchyOldGeezer​	they're bad so they don't get rights, I'm good so I do get right
FatkietaLaw​	Nicks rants get me so fucking hard
Southanarchist​	Just a little more and I’ll have cranked out two loads

molgera85​

I hope one of you cream demons clipped that rant

10 minutes later...

Sally78​

I am officially bored. Nick needs to rant some more

espressod​	No, not yet, I need to have a cigarette and recover first.
molgera85​	I was about to say, the refractory period isn’t over yet

Laggarticus​

I think Nick's bored, too. And probably mad. Either way, I find myself entertained, so it's all good now.

Nick lacks follow-through:

Pastor_flash​

Lol nick logs out and verdict reached

Mad_Amos​	@RekietaLaw Stop boomering and missing shit
ActualBoomer​	That was a QUICK verdict
Julia543​	Did we expect otherwise?
Julia543​	Somebody get one of the lawyers to text Nicj
Sally78​	Did it really come in
Pastor_flash​	Yeah go to vices stream or joes

Darkomen42​

5 minutes after he leaves

And he loses the audience for laziness:

Darkomen42​

Jeff - https://www.youtube.com/live/txo_pZQyCE4?feature=share

MHoltzmann​

I'm watching Emily Baker on YT

RekietaLaw​

I am going HERE: https://youtu.be/ow47f4oeXss

 

[Harm]

Zoom and enhance...



What's wrong with his faaaaaccceeeeee???

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Zoom and enhance...

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What's wrong with his faaaaaccceeeeee???

It's coom. It's always coom.

 

[Chibitzen]

TBF he is too busy seething about being a virgin with rage.

If he's taking Cope & Seethe classes from Nick, then he's a cow in training and that means more milk for us. Ees OK. Sad. Unfortunate. But not our problem.

Didn't he have a whole thing a few days ago about how streamers don't "own" their audience? Now he's seething over literally one person unsubscribing?

He owns their money, not their person. He's figured in that as long as they're still paying him money, they might as well not exist for any other reason than for his convenience. His human theater props in his Locals can't see this, but they're just tools of convenience to help him maintain a certain image.
>>

CHECKMATE!

It's like those critics that "Don't Matter", at least until they get too close to his Lucky Charms.

His strategy seems to be to keep paypigs busy following a non-existent carrot with these empty platitudes. What he's admitting is what he says to his audience is actually inconsequential to him. It's a game to him. Never give the paypig exactly what they expect so they don't see through the entire charade, but make them believe they can't get it elsewhere. It's easy to keep feeding them false promises this way while needed extracting cash and because he gave the "I don't own an audience" disclaimer, he can evoke it at will to evade flack (he thinks) for a poor track record... most of his weasel words are based in accountability evasion.

 

[Swole McPole]

--Still--Life--​

The drug metabolises every 3 or more days, but the with drawals last about 3 monts, and the psychosis can take years to pass.

So --Still-Born-- was a homeless meth addict? Why am I not surprised?

Of course, this is all nonsense. There are no 'withdrawals' from amphetamines -- not in the same sense that you get with opioids, benzos, alcohol, etc. of a physical withdrawal syndrome. There are no rehabs offering 'gradual reduction programmes' to meth addicts in the way that you get them with the various depressants.

And amphetamine-induced psychosis generally resolves itself after a good night's sleep. The problem is, a lot of psychotic people self medicate with amphetamines (as they do with other drugs) so they often attribute their insanity to the drug when they're just fucking insane. This is almost certainly the case with --Still-Life-- who says he stopped tweaking years ago, and yet is still madder than a box of frogs.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Rock bottom is a myth perpetuated by gambler's fallacy.

I don't know man, Ralph did a rather convincing job of sitting at rock bottom for a while there.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Happening right now:

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Nick is rapidly morphing into Patrick Tomlinson minus a few hundred pounds. I mean holy shit, this is 1-for-1 "no stalker, you did not see my penis, that is your obsessive mental illness delusions again." Nick, there's a fat man in Milwaukee who needs a lawyer, find him at the bar and get him as your client LanDUI style.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Mindset is having a birthday stream and Gosney AND Ty Beard hops in? They never appear on Nick's stream anymore though.

 

[northstar747]

You don't UNDERSTAND his humour! - Nick

The Dickguarding is Dicksucking levels.

So I remember years ago on his youtube channel he talked about the term MAP. He said in a very articulate manor that kids depend on you, they look to adults for protect, and bunch of other stuff that can be summed up that children are fundamentally incapable of having relationship with adults.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If he's taking Cope & Seethe classes from Nick, then he's a cow in training and that means more milk for us. Ees OK. Sad. Unfortunate. But not our problem.

He owns their money, not their person. He's figured in that as long as they're still paying him money, they might as well not exist for any other reason than for his convenience. His human theater props in his Locals can't see this, but they're just tools of convenience to help him maintain a certain image.
>>

CHECKMATE!

It's like those critics that "Don't Matter", at least until they get too close to his Lucky Charms.

His strategy seems to be to keep paypigs busy following a non-existent carrot with these empty platitudes. What he's admitting is what he says to his audience is actually inconsequential to him. It's a game to him. Never give the paypig exactly what they expect so they don't see through the entire charade, but make them believe they can't get it elsewhere. It's easy to keep feeding them false promises this way while needed extracting cash and because he gave the "I don't own an audience" disclaimer, he can evoke it at will to evade flack (he thinks) for a poor track record... most of his weasel words are based in accountability evasion.

Update on the one who dropped a sub:



Assuming this attention where I'd telling the truth, Nick would have had to be stalking his numbers to see the difference. LOL!

In other related news, it seems that LOCALS clamped down on security vainly trying to stop Panoptes: