Disaster Things Got Truly Nasty on I-95 in Connecticut - Incompetent Nig-nog trucker turns 1-95 into a fecal slip-and-slide.

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Human excrement leaking from a truck caused crashes

By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff

Posted Jul 19, 2023
12:05 PM CDT

This image shows one of of two state police cruisers damaged when human waste, leaking from a tractor trailer, turned I-95 in Bridgeport, Conn., into a virtual skating rink on July 17, 2023. State police charged the driver with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and failing to secure a load. (Connecticut State Police via AP)

Traffic got nasty on a stretch of I-95 in Connecticut on Monday night—quite literally. A northbound tractor-trailer that was leaking human excrement as it traveled caused a number of crashes around 10:30pm, with police saying 10 vehicles ended up being impacted by the waste. The New York Daily News describes the leaking feces as turning a portion of I-95 "into a virtual skating rink." A motorcyclist who was injured after losing traction on his bike due to the slickness of the road was hospitalized with minor injuries; two unoccupied state trooper cruisers were hit when passing vehicles lost control, and the northbound section of the highway was closed for 3 hours.

Police have identified the driver of the leaking truck as Shaky Joseph; a press release claims Joseph "was aware of the leak" but continued driving. The AP reports that witnesses told troopers the name HI Stone & Son appeared on the truck. Authorities contacted the Connecticut-based company, which in turn contacted the driver. "Joseph was [told] by his employer to pull over his tractor trailer ... and wait for the State Police," reads a second press release. He was arrested and charged with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and failing to secure a load. He posted $25,000 bail. The Daily News reports the HI Stone & Son's website states, "we transport over 50 loads per day of liquefied products between NY, RI, CT and MA." (Read more strange stuff stories.)

 

[JosephStalin]

You've got to be shitting me.

 

[Seafarer]

I don’t have any pictures of the perpetrator that can be posted here, because the media is the enemy of freedom, but I can assure you that Shakey Joseph (yes that appears to be his real name and not a nickname) is a nigger.

Not only is he a nigger, he is the blackest nigger I have ever seen. Guys I know I say that a lot, but it is true guys. Shakey Joseph is a dirty black nigger monkey ape. A repulsive fucking gorilla of the African rain forest. Throughout my career I have categorized over 700 niggers on five continents. Everywhere from the deepest congoloid jungles to the alleyways of Detroit. I have also classified countless new species of gorilla monkey that you have ever seen before. Each one is a repulsive, moronic, grotesque, incompetent, and incredibly virile creature, and the Brazilian monkey ape named “Shakey Joseph” not only excels and surpasses in each one of these traits, he breaks every previous record holder, except virility, which is the lowest I’ve seen in any nigger monkey. I wish I never met him. Disgusting!

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Now even cars are eating da poo poo!

 

[The Last Stand]

State police charged the driver with reckless driving, reckless endangerment and failing to secure a load.

He took a massive load, alright.

 

[Matt Damon]

"we transport over 50 loads per day of liquefied products between NY, RI, CT and MA."

If a truck full of shit had spilled in New York, no one would've even noticed something changed.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Shaky Joseph

bro this cannot be real lol

 

[Seafarer]

bro this cannot be real lol

The fact that a trucking company thought it was a good idea to hire someone who’s first name not only is “Shakey”, but is also a nigger, really boggles the mind.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

two unoccupied state trooper cruisers were hit when passing vehicles lost control

What the fuck? Why were random state trooper cruisers just casually left on the side of the road with no one in them?

 

[Burd Turglar]

The fact that a trucking company thought it was a good idea to hire someone who’s first name not only is “Shakey”, but is also a nigger, really boggles the mind.

Trucking companies are desperate as fuck. They're hiring mad foreigners who barely speak English currently.

What the fuck? Why were random state trooper cruisers just casually left on the side of the road with no one in them?

Gay attempts at speed control.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

What the fuck? Why were random state trooper cruisers just casually left on the side of the road with no one in them?

They might also have been responding to something, like an accident, related to the shit-rink the freeway turned into. I've seen bodycam videos where cars parked while responding to an incident get fucking creamed by an unrelated accident.

 

[Don't Tread on Me]

a press release claims Joseph "was aware of the leak" but continued driving

Alright I call bullshit on this one. You better have some damned good evidence to convince me that a guy who gets paid to haul freight would not immediately pull over and secure his load if he thought he was losing it.

 

[The Last Stand]

Alright I call bullshit on this one. You better have some damned good evidence to convince me that a guy who gets paid to haul freight would not immediately pull over and secure his load if he thought he was losing it.

Looks like they should've given him potty training.

 

[whatever I feel like]

Call San Fran, their shipment has been delayed!

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

If a truck full of shit had spilled in New York, no one would've even noticed something changed.

It was probably being shipped OUT of New York, though to God knows where. It is literally nonstop sprawl all the way to New Haven in the east and Danbury in the North.

 

[The Dude]

Failure to secure your load takes on a whole other meaning when dookie is involved. And of course the driver was aware that he was leaving a miles long brown skidmark down the interstate and was just too fucking lazy to fix the problem, even when his employers apparently told him to stop his truck and wait for the state mounties.

 

[WonderWino]

This sounds like some kind of parody story a stormfront poster would write

That said, the thing that surprises me most is that the driver wasn't an indian. If he had been he would have never heard the end of it

and what kind of complete hoodrat names their black kid shaky joseph? Sounds like a black farmhand from the 30s from some destitute okie farm

 

[The Dude]

This needs to be in the next Super Troopers movie.

 

[Cynically Insane]

 

[jertzog]

Trucking companies are desperate as fuck. They're hiring mad foreigners who barely speak English currently.

Desperate for "people" who will take less money to drive.
For a long time, trucking was a way to be gainfully employed with minimal education required. Now that enough browns and blacks want in, the labor costs will be crushed.