Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

LGHDR+ said:
As an FYI, Wisconsin is relatively HIV- on guns, and has no laws banning assault weapons nor has limits on magazine capacity.
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Magazine laws are dumb. Proof:
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This autist got a high score with nothing more than 10 round mags.
 
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McMitch said:
If that’s the case, then Fatrick has found a unicorn of a company, because usually your residuals stays with the company when you leave.
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Yeah this was questioned by me a few pages back, but people in the know seemed to indicate that insurance residuals are paid every time the customer renews the policy.
 
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How does the insurance industry work in Burgerland? Here insurance is done entirely remotely, either through the internet or by phone, so the idea of an insurance salesman is completely alien to me.
 
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LGHDR+ said:
Not to white-knight, but I think he's mostly mad that Patrick didn't get tased, which I can sympathize with.
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Yeah right what good's a taser gonna do on all that blubber? Unless you're carrying one that's powered by a nuclear reactor or some shit of course. Like trying to taser a dead blue whale off a beach, gotta put some oomph into it.

Pork Packer said:
No stalker, I did not shit myself on camera. This is a delusion. You are a mentally ill stalker child and you are going to jail.
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And if I were to shit myself on camera you'd know it, I would make so much money shitting myself on camera child. Best in the sektur, stalker. From the top on down.
 
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BaskingBarracuda said:
How does the insurance industry work in Burgerland? Here insurance is done entirely remotely, either through the internet or by phone, so the idea of an insurance salesman is completely alien to me.
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If you are in the UK.

There used to be insurance salesmen, more commonly known as Brokers.

The concept then was more that the Broker would find you the best deal on different forms of insurance depending on your circumstances and needs.

Then the litany of insurer websites appeared doing basically that without the need for a specific worker or professional.

Also banks and other financial institutions got in on the act.

But if this is how it worked in burgerland, I have no idea.

Maude Snew said:
Yeah right what good's a taser gonna do on all that blubber? Unless you're carrying one that's powered by a nuclear reactor or some shit of course. Like trying to taser a dead blue whale off a beach, gotta put some oomph into it.
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Unless it ignites a pocket of gas and Fatrick explodes like a beached whale left in the sun too long.
 
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christ, imagining Patrick as a "self-defense trainer" is almost impossible to wrap my brain around, and not because my brain is only one one billionth the size of his waistline. i've attended my fair share of shooting and self-defense classes and almost all of them were operated by former LEOs and detectives. the first time i fired a gun i had the most amazing instructor who walked me through everything in less than sixty seconds.

i shudder to think that fatrick has taken anyone's money for that kind of thing. and if he has, he probably called them child while criticizing them. i bet his teaching methods include regular trips to hooli's to build up "brat fat" (as he calls it) on your face and eventually in your gut so that you can absorb bullets of every caliber and then belly bump your foe before sitting on his sternum to liquefy every internal organ.
 
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FinnSven said:
Yeah this was questioned by me a few pages back, but people in the know seemed to indicate that insurance residuals are paid every time the customer renews the policy.
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Right, it typically goes from the insurance company to the agency company who distribute the residuals from there. It’s possible whatever company he worked for is still paying out to Pat; which isn’t necessarily out of the question if he was working for one ran by his ex-in-laws, but it’s unlikely for that to be the case without him still being an active employee of that agency (hence it being a unicorn).
 
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Need4Sneed said:
The pests found one of Fatrick's panels. There are more people on the panel than in the audience.
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Not a single drop of testosterone in any of these voices
Fatrick seething at Elon Musk and wearing a backwards ballcap indoors at middle age
Pan to audience at 11:50 and it's one fucking person LOL
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