Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

[Balthier]

She's in an interesting spot. The reason why people have such varied opinions on her and her capabilities is because she's at the meeting point of mental illness, stuntedness and just plain being a bitch. I think she's been a mixture of those three things to varying degrees throughout her life. You add being an online figure that people have given a lot of attention to (especially negative) and it makes it difficult to discern which of these is the cause of her issues (although as of late, the crazy is definitely cranked the fuck up).

For a while I wondered if her batshit posts were halfway actually crazy but also a little bit of a put on for attention and asspats. I thought it was maybe even to claim she's crazy for gubmint benefits at some point but she doesn't seem to have that as a priority at all so.

I think it's easy sometimes to say that mentally ill people's problems all stem from their mental illness but it's really not that simple in most cases. She's also a spoiled (yet bullied by her own mom), self-centered and stunted bitch. I feel like she has too many issues to ever think about solving and will just continue to devolve into a sadder and scarier mess as time goes on.

 

[Dysnomia]

Im in the group that believes sarah is both somewhat intellectually disabled in some way, or has some flavor of autism or a personality disorder PLUS is genuinely spoiled/entitled and believes shes the center of the universe, doesnt need to work, and can live in whichever fantasy land shes built up in her mind. I do also think her behavior is a combination of both nature and nurture. she definitely inherited her crazy from her mkther,and the environment she was raised in plus the coddling certainly didnt help. She is thw perfect example of a female Chris Chan in nearly all aspects.

She lost the 911 job at the training level because she thought she was entitled to extra snack breaks and could not handle crisis calls. With Lowe's I imagine it was the same deal as Home Depot.

The itching is nerves. Of course the scalp itching could be that nasty Sora wig.

Now she's comparing herself to young, handsome men. Before it was cute, younger women. Yet she complains about skinny models? A man wouldn't care about that. Not in the way Pixy does. It's a very feminine complaint. And we're back to the old "it's tight but it fits". A real mainstay in the Pixyteri life saga. A real man would not care about the size on the label and just buy what fits. If your current underwear is tight then you size up the next time you buy. If you buy clothes that are too tight you will be uncomfortable and they will wear out faster from the strain on the fabric. Also, I assume she's buying men's underwear. They aren't made for a woman's hips. That could be part of the problem along with the extra weight.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

yeah I think she's got a mix of nuts and tismo

 

[cactus]

One, unmanaged mental illness, even "mild" conditions like anxiety and depression can in fact lower IQ/cognitive ability.

It looks like that because of how deep she's in it. She has a mental illness with delusions, not Down's or bad autism.

 

[Tiresome]

It looks like that because of how deep she's in it. She has a mental illness with delusions, not Down's or bad autism.

I think she's definitely on the spectrum somewhere, among her other problems. Not quite as bad as OPL, but she displays a profound inability to grasp social and physical realities.

 

[cactus]

I think she's definitely on the spectrum somewhere, among her other problems. Not quite as bad as OPL, but she displays a profound inability to grasp social and physical realities.

I did specify bad autism. You have a little 'tism to be into anime.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Sarah is lonely and wishes for a girlfriend-free boyfriend. Plus the ghost is back.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Starbucks would be terrible for Sarah at this moment. She couldn't even do basic tasks at Lowe's, and now she wants to make complicated drinks that take a regular barista a month plus to learn how to make, because muh free surgeries? She'll never make it a month between mental illness and her attitude. This was for the best.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Starbucks would be terrible for Sarah at this moment. She couldn't even do basic tasks at Lowe's, and now she wants to make complicated drinks that take a regular barista a month plus to learn how to make, because muh free surgeries? She'll never make it a month between mental illness and her attitude. This was for the best.

I think the most important thing to take away from her experience applying for starbucks is this:

Starbucks, as she said, is typically extremely lbgtq+ friendly to both staff and customers, even in bumfuck texas. I cannot think of a more inclusive retail/food service level employment that is any moreso than Starbucks.

And yet they misgendered her. Repeatedly. Beacuse the crazy twit is not presenting masculine in any way, shape, or form. She dresses feminine, she moves feminine, she walks feminine, she talks feminine, her haircut (while short) is feminine. By her own admission, she uses androgynous perfume(not masculine) nothing about her is in indicitive of wanting to be seen as "male"

None of it is surprising though. Above, she also mentions that her hair still has color highlights (from when she dyed it dark blue) when it blatantly looks totally brown because she didnt bleach it first like her ass patters told her she had to do for colors like that. She obviously sees herself totally different than reality.

 

[Phouquehead]

"Pay attention to my body and what I'm doing internally."

No one can see your stomach penis trying to escape your manhole, Sarah. All they see is a 5'2" 180 lb 38 year old woman with a dumb haircut and childish clothes. The only thing remotely masculine about you is your chin and your autism. Besides, they can't see you at all on the application and in emails, and if they hear a squeaky voice on the phone they can only assume it's female. Nobody can play along with the pooner delusion if they're unaware there is one in the first place!

Imagine your barista suddenly pelvic thrusting and screaming at you because you addressed her as "miss" because she was taking too long to get you a plain coffee and you had no idea she's even trans to begin with.

God why does she have to bring up how horny she is at least once a month? No one is interested because she looks both retarded and like a pedo. And even if some pathetic, desperate guy started to date her, she would make too many bizarre demands or continue to whine as much as she does now and he'd dump her quickly. It's rather curious though that Kris and James were just FWBs and never actually boyfriends. I think Sarah's idea of love is probably absolute submission to all of her batshit whims and her partner cannot be his own person with his own desires as long as he is with her. That said, those guys did treat her like shit and are largely why she's as nuts as she is now.

 

[Dysnomia]

Starbucks would be terrible for Sarah at this moment. She couldn't even do basic tasks at Lowe's, and now she wants to make complicated drinks that take a regular barista a month plus to learn how to make, because muh free surgeries? She'll never make it a month between mental illness and her attitude. This was for the best.

I can just imagine...

A customer misgendered me! Help! It hurts!

I didn't mean to mess up the order. The customer is yelling at me. Help! It hurts!

My break was only five minutes too long and now the manager is yelling at me. I needed the extra time because Help! It hurts!

I got tired of serving customers who are mean to me and call me "ma'am". I am not a ma'am I'm a sir. You will not misgender me. I am a human. So I hid behind the counter. Help! It hurts!

The ghost followed me to Starbucks and keeps trying to put a ring on my finger while I'm making coffee. Help! It hurts!

And then she's fired.

I'm wondering if they just said the job wasn't available because Pixy was being difficult and they didn't want to deal with it. Yeah Starbucks is progressive. But she's in a very conservative area and not NYC or anything like that. They don't want to lose business because a very feminine "Totally intersex man" is screaming about being misgendered all damn day. She's doing nothing to really pass and has a very feminine voice and mannerisms. Sorry, but it's Texas, you sound like a woman and you will be ma'am'd.

It would be a disaster if Starbucks hired her and paid for the teet yeet and hormones. Debbie would go ballistic. Things at home would become much worse. This was for the best. Some angel in Heaven was looking down at Pixy that day.

 

[Dollar Store Sentai]

At this point would wonder if her town know her and her antics and are just dodging bullets?

 

[Trombonista]

If she ever got a double mastectomy, she'd just complain about the scars.

 

[Dysnomia]

If she ever got a double mastectomy, she'd just complain about the scars.

Is it normal for my scars to itch? I think I'm dying! I don't want to die! Help! It hurts!

At this point would wonder if her town know her and her antics and are just dodging bullets?

Well the neighbors got to know. Perhaps that's why Papa Guilbeaux was upset that she was talking to the neighbors that one time.

Plus Pixy has an awful employment record. She's bounced from job to job with the same complaints lodged at each one. So therefore the problem here isn't Lowe's, Home Depot ect... It's Pixy. Add in her complete ignorance that she does not present as male and would need to make an effort to present as male, and you have a problem employee of a whole other dimension.

I'd say try Chuck E Cheese since she seemed really happy there. But we can't have her going ballistic because a five year old called her ma'am.

She needs to just take what she can get at this point. But her options are slim because of her delusion of maleness. Nothing about her is remotely masculine. But for Pixy this does not compute.

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Another photoshoot from within a hotel room... Two things to take away from this: Shes spending an exorbitant amount of funds that she does not have. Admittedly only using credit. A glance at her FB and tik tok show she is splurging on exspensive Starbucks drinks, fast food, sweets, LARPing gear, and various cosplay outfits and accessories (remember, she doesnt actually sew or make her cosplays, they are, for the most part, bought whole made). This is the second time in the past month shes purchased nights at a hotel. She is seriously racking up debt to an alarming degree.

The second thing I noticed is this. I took a quick look at google, and from what I can tell. There is no canon Sora cosplay like this. Like... at all. Apparently, Sora meets with Winnie at one point in the games, but does not don the Winnie outfit in any capacity. So sarah is basically taking any cosplay she does, and is skinwalking Sora as she does so. Its just very bizarre.

 

[Phouquehead]

Can't wait until the credit card companies sue her after she can't pay them back (and her "meanie" parents won't bail her out this time) and we get to read endless schizobabble posts about having to go to court over the next few years. It'll be incredible if she wears the Sora wig to court too and someone (including Sarah herself) gets photos of that. All hail the New Chris Chan!

Will she get to celebrate turning 40 in jail too? (Probably not, but let me dream...)

 

[LonesomeDud]

I can just imagine...

A customer misgendered me! Help! It hurts!

I didn't mean to mess up the order. The customer is yelling at me. Help! It hurts!

My break was only five minutes too long and now the manager is yelling at me. I needed the extra time because Help! It hurts!

I got tired of serving customers who are mean to me and call me "ma'am". I am not a ma'am I'm a sir. You will not misgender me. I am a human. So I hid behind the counter. Help! It hurts!

The ghost followed me to Starbucks and keeps trying to put a ring on my finger while I'm making coffee. Help! It hurts!

And then she's fired.

I'm wondering if they just said the job wasn't available because Pixy was being difficult and they didn't want to deal with it. Yeah Starbucks is progressive. But she's in a very conservative area and not NYC or anything like that. They don't want to lose business because a very feminine "Totally intersex man" is screaming about being misgendered all damn day. She's doing nothing to really pass and has a very feminine voice and mannerisms. Sorry, but it's Texas, you sound like a woman and you will be ma'am'd.

It would be a disaster if Starbucks hired her and paid for the teet yeet and hormones. Debbie would go ballistic. Things at home would become much worse. This was for the best. Some angel in Heaven was looking down at Pixy that day.

My sides after reading your synopsis: Help! It hurts!

 

[Trombonista]

Another photoshoot from within a hotel room... Two things to take away from this: Shes spending an exorbitant amount of funds that she does not have. Admittedly only using credit. A glance at her FB and tik tok show she is splurging on exspensive Starbucks drinks, fast food, sweets, LARPing gear, and various cosplay outfits and accessories (remember, she doesnt actually sew or make her cosplays, they are, for the most part, bought whole made). This is the second time in the past month shes purchased nights at a hotel. She is seriously racking up debt to an alarming degree.
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The second thing I noticed is this. I took a quick look at google, and from what I can tell. There is no canon Sora cosplay like this. Like... at all. Apparently, Sora meets with Winnie at one point in the games, but does not don the Winnie outfit in any capacity. So sarah is basically taking any cosplay she does, and is skinwalking Sora as she does so. Its just very bizarre.

Holy shit, that costume makes her look morbidly obese. Also, her fly is open in two places.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Holy shit, that costume makes her look morbidly obese. Also, her fly is open in two places.

That's just the normal masculine way to wear a Winnie the Pooh onesie, improperly fastened in the crotch with your legs spread to offer glimpses of your panties.
It's like you people don't know anything about being a guy!

 

[geocities]

Can't wait until the credit card companies sue her after she can't pay them back (and her "meanie" parents won't bail her out this time) and we get to read endless schizobabble posts about having to go to court over the next few years.

Obviously pure speculation, but I wonder if she is racking up tons of debt with the intent of filing for bankruptcy. I’m not sure what the logistics of that would be with her having no job and thus no income, but I wonder if one of her asspatters put the idea in her head. She may think she has a get-out-of-jail free card.