[Resolved] Lolcow LLC needs a registered agent and is currently defunct - Update 14-Aug-23: We are now a WV LLC.

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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
if it can be done via a P.O. box and fake name then plenty of us, myself included, would be open to doing it.
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Hell, I’d absolutely do it, if that was the case. Get a P.O. Box at a post office a town or two away from where I actually live and just add it in with my weekend errands.

It’s probably not an ideal state for it legality-wise, but my immediate area contains enough giant “Fuck Biden” banners in people’s yards to make most enemies of the farms feel significantly “unsafe”.
 
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Okay, this is retarded, but hear me out.

We find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny - someone who's retarded and/or financially desperate enough to shill for us (I'm sure at least one of them exists). Put him through a public speaking course, an acting course, and a debate course - just basic-level shit for each. Then, we turn him into our mascot. Feature him on the homepage next to the logo, and start a channel on every alt video site possible where he gives updates on the site and rants about whatever insane shit troons are doing to kids that week.

Every time someone contacts Dear Leader to ask questions, tranny mascot tags along and answers half the questions, and they insist it's a video interview. If anyone refuses to interview us, tranny mascot announces it publicly and claims discrimination - same thing if the troons try to take us off clearnet again. We put out ads, press releases, tons of shit featuring this guy. We contact breadtubers offering a debate, only to send tranny mascot in at the last second to debate them. We basically make it absolutely impossible to talk about Kiwi Farms without this guy immediately being associated.

When news inevitably comes out claiming we're exploiting him, we have him stage a huge rant about how "the trans community doesn't think he can speak for himself", talking about joining the 41%, crying and shit, and reupload it to Youtube like 20 times.

Worst case scenario, any troon who talks about us gets baited into shit-talking tranny mascot then gets ostracized. News sites either stop reporting on us to avoid controversy, or piss off the troons by reporting on us anyway, and we eventually get left alone.

Best case scenario, this guy comes off as so pathetic that he actively devalues the "all troons need to be protected" adage to all but the most extreme people.

Then, when all is said and done and our goal is accomplished, we pay him $10k or some shit in that ballpark to claim he's detransitioned, make a video about it, then fuck off and go to therapy.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Okay, this is retarded, but hear me out.

We find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny - someone who's retarded and/or financially desperate enough to shill for us (I'm sure at least one of them exists). Put him through a public speaking course, an acting course, and a debate course - just basic-level shit for each. Then, we turn him into our mascot. Feature him on the homepage next to the logo, and start a channel on every alt video site possible where he gives updates on the site and rants about whatever insane shit troons are doing to kids that week.

Every time someone contacts Dear Leader to ask questions, tranny mascot tags along and answers half the questions, and they insist it's a video interview. If anyone refuses to interview us, tranny mascot announces it publicly and claims discrimination - same thing if the troons try to take us off clearnet again. We put out ads, press releases, tons of shit featuring this guy. We contact breadtubers offering a debate, only to send tranny mascot in at the last second to debate them. We basically make it absolutely impossible to talk about Kiwi Farms without this guy immediately being associated.

When news inevitably comes out claiming we're exploiting him, we have him stage a huge rant about how "the trans community doesn't think he can speak for himself", talking about joining the 41%, crying and shit, and reupload it to Youtube like 20 times.

Worst case scenario, any troon who talks about us gets baited into shit-talking tranny mascot then gets ostracized. News sites either stop reporting on us to avoid controversy, or piss off the troons by reporting on us anyway, and we eventually get left alone.

Best case scenario, this guy comes off as so pathetic that he actively devalues the "all troons need to be protected" adage to all but the most extreme people.

Then, when all is said and done and our goal is accomplished, we pay him $10k or some shit in that ballpark to claim he's detransitioned, make a video about it, then fuck off and go to therapy.
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I'd rather Dear Leader continue just calling journalists scum to their faces. It's one of the most charming things about this site.
 
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snov said:
I'd rather Dear Leader continue just calling journalists scum to their faces. It's one of the most charming things about this site.
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And the best part about it is that the whole family can join in on the fun of calling journos scum. Watch, I'll do it right now:

Journos are scum.
 
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snov said:
I'd rather Dear Leader continue just calling journalists scum to their faces. It's one of the most charming things about this site.
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Okay but what if we also get him to both dress and speak like a mammy, to begin every sentence with "as a fat black trans woman", and to end every video and interview with "Journos are scum, hun. Mm-hmm!"
 
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themarchivist2 said:
We find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny - someone who's retarded and/or financially desperate enough to shill for us (I'm sure at least one of them exists). Put him through a public speaking course, an acting course, and a debate course - just basic-level shit for each. Then, we turn him into our mascot. Feature him on the homepage next to the logo, and start a channel on every alt video site possible where he gives updates on the site and rants about whatever insane shit troons are doing to kids that week.
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This arrangement would mean that the tranny would have power over the farms, and the odds of finding a real "morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny " is much much lower then a fake one who works as an agent to subvert the forums.
 
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Betonhaus said:
This arrangement would mean that the tranny would have power over the farms, and the odds of finding a real "morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny " is much much lower then a fake one who works as an agent to subvert the forums.
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Good point. Might be safer to find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing guy who hasn't trooned out, then pay him to start crossdressing and to claim he's trooning out on Twitter.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
Okay, this is retarded, but hear me out.

We find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny - someone who's retarded and/or financially desperate enough to shill for us (I'm sure at least one of them exists). Put him through a public speaking course, an acting course, and a debate course - just basic-level shit for each. Then, we turn him into our mascot. Feature him on the homepage next to the logo, and start a channel on every alt video site possible where he gives updates on the site and rants about whatever insane shit troons are doing to kids that week.

Every time someone contacts Dear Leader to ask questions, tranny mascot tags along and answers half the questions, and they insist it's a video interview. If anyone refuses to interview us, tranny mascot announces it publicly and claims discrimination - same thing if the troons try to take us off clearnet again. We put out ads, press releases, tons of shit featuring this guy. We contact breadtubers offering a debate, only to send tranny mascot in at the last second to debate them. We basically make it absolutely impossible to talk about Kiwi Farms without this guy immediately being associated.

When news inevitably comes out claiming we're exploiting him, we have him stage a huge rant about how "the trans community doesn't think he can speak for himself", talking about joining the 41%, crying and shit, and reupload it to Youtube like 20 times.

Worst case scenario, any troon who talks about us gets baited into shit-talking tranny mascot then gets ostracized. News sites either stop reporting on us to avoid controversy, or piss off the troons by reporting on us anyway, and we eventually get left alone.

Best case scenario, this guy comes off as so pathetic that he actively devalues the "all troons need to be protected" adage to all but the most extreme people.

Then, when all is said and done and our goal is accomplished, we pay him $10k or some shit in that ballpark to claim he's detransitioned, make a video about it, then fuck off and go to therapy.
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Your idea honestly just sounds like you took pre-fucking-his-mom Chris, and made him black and right wing. If Chris hadn't fucked up as hard as he did he may have been able to help with all of this registered agent shit (although I have no idea if Josh would seriously want to rely on Chris as a registered agent).
Betonhaus said:
This arrangement would mean that the tranny would have power over the farms, and the odds of finding a real "morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing tranny " is much much lower then a fake one who works as an agent to subvert the forums.
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Autism comes with the territory of trooning out, so that one is easy. Morbidly obese would likely be ideal, but even in this hypothetical scenario I don't really think it makes that much of a difference. A right-wing tranny is already a big enough ask, but a black one!? Yeah, that's never fucking happening. You'd have to go find Tariq Nasheed and ask him to find you a buck broken black man.
themarchivist2 said:
Good point. Might be safer to find a morbidly obese, black, autistic, right-wing guy who hasn't trooned out, then pay him to start crossdressing and to claim he's trooning out on Twitter.
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I know this has entirely been jokes, but hypothetically how the fuck would you even find someone like that? Looking for one in the Groypersphere? Sounds like a horrible idea.
 
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Maskull said:
WolfeTone moment.
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