Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

About Cyrax being able to be "Friendly", it made me remember one of his videos with Jake where he's all friendliness and smiles and he's fucking annoying and keeps touching him every 5 seconds. I feel like he'd be like that in jail while trying to be buddy buddy with everyone, which I feel like would still get his ass kicked.
 
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I Hate Giraffes said:
The moral fag in me wants Cyraxx in jail. The cynic in me just wants the goblin to rage until the end of days so I can just sit and laugh at my desk from work.
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What about a middle ground of forcing him to be a street performer, so he can do community service, and then rage when people tell him to shut the fuck up?

Tangled Headphones said:
About Cyrax being able to be "Friendly", it made me remember one of his videos with Jake where he's all friendliness and smiles and he's fucking annoying and keeps touching him every 5 seconds. I feel like he'd be like that in jail while trying to be buddy buddy with everyone, which I feel like would still get his ass kicked.
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That's his ADHD, the hyperactive part. I'm serious, if you've ever interacted with an ADHD kid this is totally how they are. They're not always intentionally annoying, but they don't realize how often they're poking and prodding people. For some, it's because the reaction is funny to them, and the brief dopamine rush from the other person's reaction is worth it. It's like being addicted to being annoying.
 
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The Hero of Kvatch said:
So THAT'S what the fucking rainbow suspenders are for? I was always baffled as to why they were there.
Cyraxx's driving makes me cry. Partly from laughter, partly from horror.
When I was young and played Gran Tourismo, I'd sit in the armchair with the steering wheel and pedals for my Playstation and pretend I was in an actual car. That's essentially what Cyraxx is doing. I was like 9 when I did that, and he's 23.
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i know this is from a while ago but he's 32! even at 23, i could see someone way into racing that actually had a rig doing this but 32 with fucking grandpa suspenders?!

incredible

Spunt said:
Could someone inform an ignorant Europoor what a "43" is? It's not even on Urban Dictionary.
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sorry for the double post

a 43 is a specific code that Akron police use for an individual with some sort of mental issue. other police departments use different codes
 
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LissaNewcarr said:
i know this is from a while ago but he's 32! even at 23, i could see someone way into racing that actually had a rig doing this but 32 with fucking grandpa suspenders?!

incredible
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He's dressed like a fucking clown in his little clown car (attic filled with bugs and mold)
 
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I Hate Giraffes said:
New Upload from N-Word Boi

One note. Cyraxx apparently has a friend outside the US who is guiding him to believe that the trolls will have their day of reckoning. This is Cyraxx going back on his cycle of videos attempting to threatening the trolls into submission.
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While Michael Hacking is fucking crazy, and you should take everything with a load of salt: he said Risky Panacea is claiming he's from Uganda. And there's always Clint.
 
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I Hate Giraffes said:
New Upload from N-Word Boi

One note. Cyraxx apparently has a friend outside the US who is guiding him to believe that the trolls will have their day of reckoning. This is Cyraxx going back on his cycle of videos attempting to threatening the trolls into submission.
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That buddy troll really gassed him up, that was a super quick cycle. Usually it's at least a day!
 
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Another N-Word Boi Video.
-Cyraxx appears to of just shot this video after the previous one, deciding to take shots at MBM.
-Cyraxx doubles down on the claims that MBM killed two prostitutes and Jamie. He bases this on MBM allegedly banning people from talking about it in his chat.
-Cyraxx states that he has actual evidence that Jamie didn't love him and in fact hated him. Cyraxx claims this is from personal conversations he and Jamie had, Jamie allegedly confining she hated MBM.
-Cyraxx calls MBM out for being fat and having a Maid, even though his grandmother cleans up after him.
-Cyraxx calls MBM out for living off of his parents money, even though Cyraxx does the same while MBM makes money via making fun of a Rogues Gallery of Retards.
-Cyraxx makes fun of MBM beard and making a topical Bermuda Triangle Joke.
-Cyraxx calls MBM short, fat and lazy even though Cyraxx is 2/3 of those himself.

Final Thoughts: The upload is like Cyraxx. Short and uneventful.
 
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having heard Risky on MBM's stream last week, i high doubt he's from Uganda. It sounded like a fake accent from the start. I also think that Vida, MBM, and Risky are doing some work together behind the scenes. it just seems like some coordination is being done but i could be wrong
 
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These are all the actions of someone so terrified of the trolls that he hides when in the car, doesn't ever leave his house, and doesn't go near windows.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
What about a middle ground of forcing him to be a street performer, so he can do community service, and then rage when people tell him to shut the fuck up?
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Last year when he started trotting out that blue plastic violin of his, which he "plays" the same way he does his guitar, I said if he stood on a street corner busking for quarters he could still make more money doing that than he has doing any other "job" he's had.

Either people could chuck them at his scabby little head or offer him $1 to fuck off to a different corner and annoy someone else for awhile.
 
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After aoperng twice in CVG's stream, he's made a video calling him out. He compared himself to Michael Jackson and Elvis, in terms of fame. He also tells CVG to stop sitting around in his sister's underwear, which is very specific. :oops:
In the end, he accuses CVG of being gay for him.

And I've been thinking about this: he's accused three men of having a crush on him, and no women. Jake, Marty, and now CVG.




 
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