Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I think I just had a breakthrough.

by who? fatrick? the kool-aid man? a drunk BMW driver?

 

[Pork Packer]

The Dream-Quest of Unknown Fat Ass
(To be famous, because he will never succeed as a writer)

The Faggot out of Time

(to PAY QUASI)

 

[Post Reply]

Also, some mention of *the Flip* again... and we're still waiting on Patrick to get back from Hooli's all-you-can-eat night to explain what that means. If I've somehow missed it, please tell me.

I assume it's when the ship literally flips end-over-end to start deceleration. Why he feels the need to signify this event with one of his Esoteric Capitalizations is the real mystery of this story.

Constable Korolev,
Theresa sent him to back-up Benson; a rookie that's greener than grass.

This weirdly reminds me of the Captain Korolev novels, murder mysteries set in 1930s Soviet Russia. I doubt Patrick has read them, but they are better books than his.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Fuckwit has apparently decided he actually wants to go to jail because something something I’m the next Nelson Mandela.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I assure you, Patrick is too heavy to be a flight risk.

but we have picture proof that he is a flight risk:

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

He is probably in denial, because he doesn't have the money. He cant pay, so he doesn't pay. And he denies it, because he is stupid, and cannot admit to any personal fault ever.

Wonder how much in assets Patso has? Between the guns with plastic tumors on them, 4 cylinder Rustang, gay virgin motorcycle, rights to books no one but a few autists in this thread read, and Star Trek/dinosaur models, he might have 1,000 dollars of stuff that can be repoed to #PayQuasi. If it happens, I bet Pat or Niki will get some video footage of the cops escorting the debt collectors in and taking his shit, or watching the four-cylinder get towed.

Now that, pepperoni maker might be worth something but all the dudes who eat babies like the Rothschilds are billionaires so already have like 5 of them.

Type two is the Bussard ramjet, which uses interstellar hydrogen as fuel. The engines can thus be run constantly, making it much faster from the crew's perspective as they can continually accelerate and play with relativistic effects.

Pretty sure that concept has long been just as science fiction as warp drives since physicists did the math and found the ramjet produces too much drag to accelerate. Still makes a cool starship-sized brake pedal.

I assume it's when the ship literally flips end-over-end to start deceleration. Why he feels the need to signify this event with one of his Esoteric Capitalizations is the real mystery of this story

Presumably it would be significant since it's more or less the halfway mark of the journey and presumably would cause a very distinct sort of shaking for a few seconds (distinct from impacts of small chunks of ice hitting at relativistic speeds) and messing with the gravity for a bit as the ship starts to decelerate. And people in a tin can in space are just as stupid as people are now, no shit they'd attribute crazy shit to it.

But fat chance Fat did a good job portraying it.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Pretty sure that concept has long been just as science fiction as warp drives since physicists did the math and found the ramjet produces too much drag to accelerate. Still makes a cool starship-sized brake pedal.

I've seen the drag thing debated - I've seen treatments come to both conclusions.

What does kill it as an actual usable technique is the bow wave and wake. You're racing towards a star system at 0.999c, ship the mass of a good size star to the universe at large, you've got a lot of dust being pushed ahead of you at 0.999c and being pulled behind you almost as fast. So when you slow down your bow wave shotgun blasts your destination with what's basically a system wide man made gamma pulse and you've suddenly got several lightyears worth of diverted dust that's been following you shoved up your arse. See recipes for cooking crewmembers and reducing the ship to it's component particles sections.

Hell of a weapon though. Which, on further thought, I don't think anyone has ever used ...

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The Faggot out of Time

(to PAY QUASI)

The Terrible Old Man.

Don't even need to change that one!

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

I was listening to Somerville Dan's podcast and he was interviewing Andrew Nadolski, the guy Fat doxed and tried to get a restraining order against. To say opinions about Dan here being mixed is an understatement but I think this interview is a good preview of what we have to look forward to with the contempt hearing.

Patrick showed up almost late in jeans. He didn't have a lawyer, evidence, or any semblance of organization. He huffed and puffed like a pig man while Big Dick Andy was giving his statements. He talked out of turn and interrupted the judge. His upcoming trial is going to be an absolute shitshow.

 

[Say What Now?]

Airing right now, a rehash of NBC's coverage on him, on MSNBC Morning Joe.

 

[Pork Packer]

The Terrible Old Man.

Don't even need to change that one!

The Lurking Queer

 

[LGHDR+]

Airing right now, a rehash of NBC's coverage on him, on MSNBC Morning Joe.

Fuck, just missed it! Hopefully they post the segment (First time I've frantically tried to see MSNBC).

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Airing right now, a rehash of NBC's coverage on him, on MSNBC Morning Joe.

Sadly, we will never hear about his pepperoni escapades on air.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Airing right now, a rehash of NBC's coverage on him, on MSNBC Morning Joe.

This basically confirms he's using a PR firm. Those are about as expensive as a good lawyer, so you know Niki is hooking him up with one.

It's really incredible. Fatboy could pay that lawyer money to MAYBE make this shit go away/reduce it to nothing, or he could use that money to pay down the debt, but nope, his fat-rotted brain demands the attention so Piggy is using Quasi's money to fund a media tour.

Hope we find out more once he's finished enjoying prison and decides to take his debtor exam.

 

[In the Sick of It]

1) A Chinese team in the *Zero Finals* sport is called the *Yaoguais*, captained by a man named Lau. Aside from Yaoguai being a bog standard reference to demons in Chinese mythology, it's likely a reference to a particular mutant enemy in the Fallout series called Yao Guai. Thus, to me, it's a lausy play on nostalgia for nerd credit. Also, they utilize a formation called the "Great Wall", because it wasn't obvious enough that they were Chinese.

Apologies if I'm late on this, but I'm pretty sure "Chao" and "Feng" are both surnames. Unless I'm wrong on that, this means that fattycakes committed the same sin JKR did with "Cho Chang" or whatever that character's name is. Also, if you weren't aware, he is very obese and greasy.

 

[Say What Now?]

Yeah, it's on the TV because I live with a polysci liberal. I don't seek it out. I'm from Milwaukee and he called me to the living room, "hey, this guy is from Milwaukee." I attempted to offer the back story to the situation. I couldn't even get him to admit that Pat is fat.
Also if you have Peacock, they post Morning Joe segments there.

Fuck, just missed it! Hopefully they post the segment (First time I've frantically tried to see MSNBC).

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The Lurking Queer
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The Thing on the Doorstep (that swings at police like a fucking woman)

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Apologies if I'm late on this, but I'm pretty sure "Chao" and "Feng" are both surnames. Unless I'm wrong on that, this means that fattycakes committed the same sin JKR did with "Cho Chang" or whatever that character's name is. Also, if you weren't aware, he is very obese and greasy.

can't wait to see the scene where he and Benson kiss and settle their differences.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This basically confirms he's using a PR firm. Those are about as expensive as a good lawyer, so you know Niki is hooking him up with one.

It's really incredible. Fatboy could pay that lawyer money to MAYBE make this shit go away/reduce it to nothing, or he could use that money to pay down the debt, but nope, his fat-rotted brain demands the attention so Piggy is using Quasi's money to fund a media tour.

Hope we find out more once he's finished enjoying prison and decides to take his debtor exam.

Literally making the worse choice possible. Spending all this cash instead of paying quasi. But that's what pride does to a mother fucker

 

[Associate Rick]

At the Mountains of Fatness.

The transition of Fatrick Hamlinson.

Patrick showed up almost late in jeans. He didn't have a lawyer, evidence, or any semblance of organization. He huffed and puffed like a pig man while Big Dick Andy was giving his statements. He talked out of turn and interrupted the judge. His upcoming trial is going to be an absolute shitshow.

The funniest part of this was either Andrew posted directly on ONA or someone claimed to have talked to him and he said that he'd deleted all his texts to Pat so in court Pat only read out the parts that made him look good, thinking Andrew didn't have his responses and his huffing and puffing is because he got fooled.