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Lizzo Was Never as Progressive as We Wanted Her to Be​

How could she? How could Lizzo, of all people, be responsible for allegedly creating a “hostile and unsafe work environment”?

That’s the question being asked this week after it was revealed that three of the rapper/singer’s former dancers are suing her for body discrimination, religious discrimination, and sexual harassment, among other charges. Details include allegations that Lizzo coerced her employees into touching naked sex workers and would privately shame her dancers for gaining weight.

This damning portrait of Lizzo was recently corroborated by filmmaker Sophia Nahli Allison, who dropped out of making a documentary about Lizzo’s life and career. “She is a narcissistic bully,” Allison said Tuesday in an Instagram Story, “and has built her brand off of lies. I was excited to support and protect a Black woman through the documentary process but quickly learned her image and ‘message’ was a curated facade.”

It’s never pleasant when a beloved icon is accused of behavior that complicates their unproblematic image. (The singer has staunchly denied the allegations, calling them “outrageous” and “sensational.”) What makes Lizzo’s case especially dramatic is that these accusations fly directly in the face of her brand: one that is deeply wrapped up in concepts like inclusivity, body positivity, and diversity. This extends to her music, which has been hailed by some critics as a progressive political statement, one meant to offer hope to young progressives desperate for pop music that reflects their values. For these kinds of fans, the news of Lizzo’s alleged misconduct is especially heartbreaking.

But perhaps the question shouldn’t be how someone like Lizzo could ever engage in this sort of behavior. The better question is, why were we so convinced she was a politically progressive artist in the first place?

To be fair, that idea didn’t come from nowhere. Starting with songs like “Truth Hurts” in 2019, Lizzo successfully paved a path to superstardom as a big, Black woman preaching self-love: something that is absolutely a political act in and of itself. But although her existence in the mainstream may be a comfort to those who crave representation, calling her music itself “progressive” has always been an act of forced projection.

The truth is, albums like Special, Lizzo’s most recent project, released last year, are not at all progressive—at least no more so than saying “yas queen!” or dressing up as Ruth Bader Ginsburg for Halloween. In fact, there’s often a neutrality and safeness to them that is at best politically agnostic and at worst regressive. Lizzo’s work can be better described as “progressive-core”: music that treats progressivism less as a set of values and more like a mood board; an aesthetic you can wear like a flower crown at Coachella.

Many of the songs on Special evoke the disco-pop of the late 1970s, music created and championed by the queer Black vanguard. It’s a sonic culture that was celebrated for being lush, extravagant, and, most importantly, radical. However, in true “progressive-core” fashion, Lizzo not only refuses to add a contemporary bent to this sound, she often constricts it. Songs like “Everybody’s Gay” take all the sounds of liberation—the orchestral strings, the four-on-the-floor drums, the Nile Rodgers-indebted funk—and flattens them, mixing and mastering them within an inch of their life so as to be legible on Z100. The lyrics, as the title suggests, are a pandering, paint-by-numbers attempt at identity politics; the line “Bitch, say less, express yourself reads like a sentence made from a magnetic poetry kit on a young Manhattanite’s fridge. Like all progressive-core music, the song feels forward-thinking, until you realize just how contrived every part of it truly is.

So how did we become so easily convinced that Lizzo is a progressive artist? Why do we feel so let down by her right now? It may be in part due to the context in which she arrived into the mainstream.

Modern political catastrophes have coincided with an apparent growing need for fans to feel like they have close and personal relationships with their celebrities. As such, there’s an unprecedented pressure on today’s superstars to create music that “makes a statement”—particularly one that lines up with the progressive values of young listeners while still being broad enough for repeat listens and sold-out stadiums. It’s these conditions that have given birth to artists like Lizzo, who capitalize on the trendiness of progressivism without getting too bogged down by its actual politics.

Today, there is no shortage of artists whose quasi-progressive signaling has been received as radical: Taylor Swift included the Queer Eyeguys in a music video and then received a GLAAD Vanguard award; Harry Styles wore a dress and became the face of gender fluidity in music; Lizzo sang phrases like “thick-thirty and was given the PCA’s 2022 People’s Champion Award for her commitment to size diversity.

Meanwhile, pop stars who are finding more detailed and thoughtful ways of championing progressive ideology are constantly facing accusations of hypocrisy. Beyoncé’s most recent album, Renaissance, was critically acclaimed for its studied and well-executed take on Black queer music, yet she was scrutinized by people who questioned whether a heterosexual star has any right to make an album appropriating queer culture. Then there’s Kendrick Lamar, who has long been heralded the torchbearer for all things “conscious” in rap music; his 2015 song “Alright,” which preaches equanimity in the face of profound injustice, is the closest thing we have to a contemporary and canonical protest anthem. But last year, Lamar was scolded for his song “Auntie Diaries,” in which he deadnames his trans relatives and repeatedly uses a gay slur. The discourse around the song punctured a hole in the rapper’s image as an icon of leftist politics, despite his attempt to shed light on the struggles of the Black trans community: something no mainstream rapper had done before.

The difference between Lizzo’s music and “Auntie Diaries” is that the latter fails not by skimming the surface of sociopolitical issues, but by clumsily ramming into them head-on. Songs like these have no room in our current culture because progressives have a hard time cosigning a political statement that isn’t executed with painstaking precision and consideration. It’s much easier to settle for progressive-core artists like Lizzo, whose messaging is so broad and empty, we can project whatever ideology we want onto it.

This isn’t inherently a problem; the job of a mainstream pop artist is often to create a picture of themselves that is just vast and blurry enough that, if we squint real hard, we can see ourselves in it. We just need to be prepared for the possibility that, should that portrait ever come into focus, we might not like what we see.
 
The answer - attention, money, fame and notoriety.

Whether it's Lizzo, Carol Vorderman, Alex Belfield or even Tim Pool it's about 'latching on' to an issue, building up a fan-base and using them as your capital.

They get caught up in how apparently 'important' they are and the ego overtakes them. All of a sudden, they have an 'Army' behind them and they can be as toxic (if not, more toxic) than the deity they worship.

Then the 'I am invincible' belief kicks in, and they start to become less than divinely pure - however, devotion and reverence to them is still not only wanted but expected and demanded.

Lizzo is about to learn a painful lesson about who her friends REALLY are and how few of them really exist in reality.

Then, in the course of time, another 'deity' will be foisted upon us...
 
Yeah, you don't get cancelled this hard unless you pissed off the wrong (((kind))) of person.
Dianne Abbott learnt that the hard way, when she made an Antisemitic remark.

The Jews always have it worse than anybody else:

Blacks
Asians
Whites
Disabled
Homeless
Mentally Ill
Veterans
Working Class Poor

etc. etc.

The reason - six million honks.
 
Dianne Abbott learnt that the hard way, when she made an Antisemitic remark.

The Jews always have it worse than anybody else:

Blacks
Asians
Whites
Disabled
Homeless
Mentally Ill
Veterans
Working Class Poor

etc. etc.

The reason - six million honks.
The whole labour party antisemitism thing was a great time for trolling. I got so many people very close to the Jewish question through their unwavering support of that whole mess.
 
>Celebrate people who flout traditional social customs and morals
>Shocked and aghast to find out that same celebrities do antisocial and immoral things

There are days when I just want the stupid pills so I can fit in with the other idiots. Noticing this shit gets tiresome after awhile.
 
It is a committee-penned commercial product, what do you expect?
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Six "songwriters", plus three more "producers" who are not among the "songwriters", and you expect the result to reflect the "thinking" of anyone in particular?

In the year 2023 ask a random person who is the artist with the b-side "everybody's gay" and you'll get answers all over. It could be anyone, 90% of country stars even. It may be this years NASCAR theme song.
 
>Celebrate people who flout traditional social customs and morals
>Shocked and aghast to find out that same celebrities do antisocial and immoral things

There are days when I just want the stupid pills so I can fit in with the other idiots. Noticing this shit gets tiresome after awhile.
Add: She very likely was a pawn for the Ritual of Humiliation of America, got uppity at the wrong Schlomo and suddenly that food trough halter was turned into a noose.

That's usually how it goes with these freaks that appear out of nowhere, get astroturfed, then discarded.
 
>be lizzo just finished show
>huffing and puffing back stage snorting and wheezing with each breath feeling my heart struggle
>reach for my family bucket of kfc and begin feasting
>polish off the bucket in moments only to discover there's only 19 pieces of chicken
>begin bellowing like an enraged walrus
>dancers and crew line up fearfully
>painstakingly examine each of them for signs of chicken grease
>discover the culprit one of my dancers
>proceed to scream at her and berate her for being a fat greedy pig until I collapse under my own weight
>thrash and scream incoherently on the ground like a beached whale until 2 more family buckets of kfc are brought
>gorge until I puke and wallow in a pool of vomit, chicken grease and tears
 
How quickly the knives come out, I just hope they had sense to bring butter knives
 
So for those of us who whenever we heard or saw lizzo thought, "gross, who is into this non-sense?"

Well turns out no one. It was all just a larp to virtue signal. It was all hollow and meaningless. People for whatever reason were liking the idea of whatever the fuck Lizzo was meant to represent. The destruction of standards?

A few months ago when this played that crystal flute, I did find it curious that a reaction was, "did you know she actually has talent." I remember thinking, "isn't she meant to and that's why she's famous?" Turns out everyone pushing her didn't even think she had any talent up until then.
 
Lizzo is exactly as progressive as everyone else who ascribes themselves to this narcissistic ideology.
 
I can't help but draw parallels between this hippo's rise to fame at the hands of the media and when the ghostbusters were asked to choose the form of their destructor. only they actively chose 'a giant fat black negress with no shame or impulse control'
 
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