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Neo-Nazi Rich Evans said:
so how does a place full of pakis become a troon haven?do they bond over their shared love of sexually harrasing and assaulting white women?
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Birmingham isn't really troon haven, it's a working class place with a lot of ethnic enclaves
They have a gay district but even they aren't super modern

It's actually integration done pretty well, you have Muslim and ethnic enclaves which are pretty big, but the impression I got was they're British first, and whatever else a good way behind

It's a working man's city with not a lot of frills. You're not going to be jumped on the street most likely for being a troon, but you won't get the YASS KWEEN treatment either, people will just laugh at the freak show
 
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AnOminous said:
This repulsive scumbag needs to commit the process of ceasing to exist.
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Don’t worry. His awful diet and insistence on getting experimental surgeries, combined with his poor personal hygiene and drug use means that even if he doesn’t tribute Kurt’s last performance, he will exit the mortal coil by semi natural causes.

Plus he is a fuckwitt. If he started bleeding and losing tissue out of the amhole he really literally would think it was his period starting.
 
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Oxyjen said:
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He's so easily manipulated by his anxiety that it isn't funny (for people who have to deal with him, not us). He seems to give into it too, the "I'm doing this because anxiety lol" when really he just wanted a bad habit excuse.

FinnSven said:
but I have found the only people who like Birmingham are those who come from Birmingham.
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Hey, same for knockoff American Bitmingham in Alabama.


FinnSven said:
getting experimental surgeries, combined with his poor personal hygiene and drug use means that even if he doesn’t tribute Kurt’s last performance, he will exit the mortal coil by semi natural causes.
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My guess is he will end up like those futurama heads in jars that crooked back Jen will drag around with him in the wilds of Colorado when Penny finally dies and runs out of money. The cry of "Amhoooooleee" warns the park rangers to keep certain paths closed from the beast.
 
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AMHOLIO said:
My guess is he will end up like those futurama heads in jars that crooked back Jen will drag around with him in the wilds of Colorado when Penny finally dies and runs out of money. The cry of "Amhoooooleee" warns the park rangers to keep certain paths closed from the beast.
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Why would Jen keep him around if he can't poop anymore?
 
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FinnSven said:
drug use means that even if he doesn’t tribute Kurt’s last performance, he will exit the mortal coil by semi natural causes.
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Does Kevin do any drugs aside weed? We know pennywise downs more cheap wine that a bum in Columbus, but really unless the ex trancers are snorting meth and injecting heroine as a chaser with their hrt they won't expire from drug use soon...eventually but not soon.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Does Kevin do any drugs aside weed? We know pennywise downs more cheap wine that a bum in Columbus, but really unless the ex trancers are snorting meth and injecting heroine as a chaser with their hrt they won't expire from drug use soon...eventually but not soon.
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Very few drug users I know who ended up dead, actually ODd.. Other things finished em off, vaguely affiliated things, like pneumonia from wrecking your lungs with crack and heroin, heart attacks /clots from weakening your circulatory system injecting, etc etc.
Sepsis.

So Kev is still in with a chance due to awful self care.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
Does Kevin do any drugs aside weed? We know pennywise downs more cheap wine that a bum in Columbus, but really unless the ex trancers are snorting meth and injecting heroine as a chaser with their hrt they won't expire from drug use soon...eventually but not soon.
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As Afghan Blue said, Kevvie has terrible hygiene, self care and self awareness, so while yes of course the weed itself won't be the thing that kills him, related health problems from inhaling of smoke, whether he mixes tobacco or not, and exacerbated conditions will be doing a number on his overall health.
Think of it like its not any chemical compound in the weed, but the associated behaviors, combined with his laziness, animals, and all other things which will make his living space inhospitable to human life.
Maybe he will just slip and crack his head open on a discarded Doritos bag or one of Jens eating turds?

However, Kevvie is a self admitted lover of drugs, so he may well do other things he doesn't tell twitter about. Probably not heroin or crack as he is a fat lump and those are both known for aiding weight loss.

He might be a glue sniffer though, he strikes me as one.
 
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Alright, time for some content and a few tales from the trip to the UK. Although the more you read, the more you start to think "why did he bother". What did we learn from Hogwarts Legacy? "I've always said that travel broadens the mind"
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The chance to learn a new language
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Try some different food
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Do something you can't do at home
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I wonder if anyone gave him a "Hi, Kevin" or asked after the alpacas?
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But remember to go prepared
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After all you are following in the footsteps of many other great explorers. This is your every other page reminder that Kevin is approaching 40.
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I'm really not sure what's weird about these. Unless he thinks that looking well fed is weird.
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But how would he rather be spending his time?
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You can buy weed anywhere in the UK. And unlike in past times you can even get a chocolate cake after midnight. Still, he managed to find a safe haven
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Hey children, do you want to see some puppies?
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