Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[TractorGirl]

I've done marketing/promo before, so I could do that. We could hire a local escort to show up at each show and try to get into his dressing room so he'd think he was studly rock star. See? WE could give him a better life, and what does he do? He sues Null!

I use to be a wedding planner so I could…. Hang on, this is Russ, my skills are useful for fuck all. Carry on.

 

[Spunt]

There's this guy called Marty who I understand has all kinds of music biz connections, and a track record of getting record deals for disabled musicians. Russ should go ask him for help.

 

[Bridgeburner]

One other question could he be trying another delivery job to help pay off his payday loan fuck up?
He might get into another car accident if he is.

I've been out of the loop with Russell for a bit, could you tell me more about this saga? Or, at least, on which page it begins?

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

I've been out of the loop with Russell for a bit, could you tell me more about this saga? Or, at least, on which page it begins?

This post by @AnOminous was the first mention of it I think:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16385703

To be honest, I don't think there is much more info we have, but it's obviously a point of juicy speculation what he got the loan for. Basically we know he got a payday loan because he got sued for $1,015.77 for not repaying it on time. That post is also where him suing the porn lady arc starts.

Oh and if you mean the car crash thing, his post on that can be found here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16384596

ETA: page 4134/4135

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, now they insist they be referred to as Latter Day Saints. I refer to them as Mormons just to piss them off as I lived next to a group of Mormon missionaries and I preferred the biker gang who lived in the house on the other side and I'm a bitter sort who holds grudges.

I used to torment and troll the Mormon missionaries who showed up in their K-mart clip-on ties in pairs on bicycles until I realized I was just being a mean dick. Now I give them lemonade and listen to their pitch and try to throw in a couple low-key depth charges.

Okay I sometimes offer them coffee or Coca-Cola first.

But in general these kids they send out are well intentioned and harmless and do not deserve abuse, as embarrassing as it is for a so-called religion to send out door to door salesman children to try to convert people. I mean what the fuck man. Do you have to answer the door in the morning to talk to Jews trying to get you to cut off your foreskin?

This post by @AnOminous was the first mention of it I think:

I'm pretty sure it was because when I found it, I was actually looking for something else, and did a thread search to see if anyone else had noted it. Nobody had, and nobody had noticed the Sybil Stallone suit either.

As I also noted, search functionality was semi-broken at the time, so I might have missed something.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I've been out of the loop with Russell for a bit, could you tell me more about this saga? Or, at least, on which page it begins?

First mention (the loan was denied):

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-12453800

Russ confirms the payday loan is for a “startup”:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-12459910

Details about the max amount he could have borrowed:

https://kiwifarms.st/posts/12461145/

He managed to get a payday loan and never paid it back and got sued over it:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16385703

The lawsuit ended (presumably settled):

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russel...sell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-16532576

 

[Debbie Macomber]

I used to torment and troll the Mormon missionaries who showed up in their K-mart clip-on ties in pairs on bicycles until I realized I was just being a mean dick. Now I give them lemonade and listen to their pitch and try to throw in a couple low-key depth charges.

That's the way to handle it. I hear door to door proselytizing has never been effective, but they do it for retention, not conversation. Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses send their youth out into the world for the first time in a situation where the outsiders will constantly insult and spit on them so they'll think, "The outside world really IS an evil and wicked place where everyone hates me, I'm only safe and wanted and loved in the cult!"

 

[DrJonesHat]

I used to torment and troll the Mormon missionaries who showed up in their K-mart clip-on ties in pairs on bicycles until I realized I was just being a mean dick. Now I give them lemonade and listen to their pitch and try to throw in a couple low-key depth charges.

The reason I hated them is because they would show up every time I had a woman come over. They thought they were prostitutes (they weren't) and were trying to turn me from my sinful ways. They escalated to calling the police every time they saw a woman go into my house. The final straw is when they called the cops when my girlfriend came over and they insisted she was a hooker. They had more people living in the house than was legally allowed, so I called code enforcement on them. The landlord was irritated people were living there that weren't paying rent, so he evicted everyone.

Anyway, I think the startup loan and the payday loan were two different loans. I think he was turned down from the startup loan (I assume he went to a bank for that), and the payday loan was for something else. Russ is terrible at expressing himself, so I think he was referring to two separate things, but I could be wrong. That's just how I read his statements, but given how ignorant he is about how the world works, I can see him thinking he can launch a startup for a thousand dollars.

 

[TractorGirl]

That's the way to handle it. I hear door to door proselytizing has never been effective, but they do it for retention, not conversation. Mormons and Jehovah's witnesses send their youth out into the world for the first time in a situation where the outsiders will constantly insult and spit on them so they'll think, "The outside world really IS an evil and wicked place where everyone hates me, I'm only safe and wanted and loved in the cult!"

Where I grew up in rural Australia we’d never really heard of Mormons, but some showed up where my cousins lived and were fairly persistent. My cousins, being the absolute assholes they are, invited them in and offered them vegemite on toast. Any normal Aussie that eats vegemite and isn’t retarded toasts their bread, smothers it in butter then barely scrapes some vegemite in the butter, but my cousins decided to fuck with these poor victims and gave them plain bread, no butter with inch thick toxic black goo on it. They were so polite they sat there and ate the whole lot. That was the last time any were in the area, 25+ years ago. They’re probably still traumatised.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Where I grew up in rural Australia we’d never really heard of Mormons, but some showed up where my cousins lived and were fairly persistent. My cousins, being the absolute assholes they are, invited them in and offered them vegemite on toast. Any normal Aussie that eats vegemite and isn’t retarded toasts their bread, smothers it in butter then barely scrapes some vegemite in the butter, but my cousins decided to fuck with these poor victims and gave them plain bread, no butter with inch thick toxic black goo on it. They were so polite they sat there and ate the whole lot. That was the last time any were in the area, 25+ years ago. They’re probably still traumatised.

There's probably a file on your cousin's house in a heavily secured filing cabinet in an office somewhere in Salt Lake City. It's only spoken about in hushed whispers.

 

[TractorGirl]

There's probably a file on your cousin's house in a heavily secured filing cabinet in an office somewhere in Salt Lake City. It's only spoken about in hushed whispers.

They’ll warn missionaries years from now about the dangers of the outside world with this very tale.

 

[DrJonesHat]

They’ll warn missionaries years from now about the dangers of the outside world with this very tale.

I like to think Russ's visit to a strip club on his mission gets included in Missionary Orientation as "as long as you don't do this, you're fine" advice.

 

[StinkySnack]

The reason I hated them is because they would show up every time I had a woman come over. They thought they were prostitutes (they weren't) and were trying to turn me from my sinful ways. They escalated to calling the police every time they saw a woman go into my house. The final straw is when they called the cops when my girlfriend came over and they insisted she was a hooker. They had more people living in the house than was legally allowed, so I called code enforcement on them. The landlord was irritated people were living there that weren't paying rent, so he evicted everyone.

This sounds like some kind of story Russ would tell. I think you need to take few days break from the thread, friend.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Where I grew up in rural Australia we’d never really heard of Mormons, but some showed up where my cousins lived and were fairly persistent. My cousins, being the absolute assholes they are, invited them in and offered them vegemite on toast. Any normal Aussie that eats vegemite and isn’t retarded toasts their bread, smothers it in butter then barely scrapes some vegemite in the butter, but my cousins decided to fuck with these poor victims and gave them plain bread, no butter with inch thick toxic black goo on it. They were so polite they sat there and ate the whole lot. That was the last time any were in the area, 25+ years ago. They’re probably still traumatised.

now that's just uncalled for! Dogs, the Hose or answering the door naked are perfectly rational ways to get rid of door to door god salesmen. But pulling vegemite on unsuspecting Morons is just out of bounds.

Telling them you're Catholic also scares them off rather quickly. I've never known why? But it works like a charm. You don't even really need to be Catholic.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

When the Mormons would show up, I just told them I wasn't interested, and didn't want them wasting their time.
They seemed to like that, and haven't bothered us since then.

The Jehovahs Witnesses, they're another story, they don't give up.
Mr. Cheese answered the door on them one afternoon, forgetting he was still wearing his pistol. The two old ladies said they were sorry for bothering us and haven't come back, but there's a new crew who are very persistent. I just don't answer the door. But they stuff their brochures under the door, in the window next to the door, under the door handle, and so on.

 

[Windex]

It certainly seems like everyone in this thread has been visited by a door-to-door religious conversion team. (They must skip Chicago, never even seen one).

I’m curious about the selection of Sybil for his latest foe. I realize that you can’t pick and choose who will defame you…but Russ might. He provided no proof of this allegation, just his characterization of it and that leaves me with heavy skepticism - he lies, flagrantly. And Sybil, at a little older and a little wiser than some of his 9s and 10s might appeal to Russ because of her potential pocketbook.
I guess we’ll see, if and when he provides the email she supposedly wrote. But it seems like he’d go after Alice, although maybe he couldn’t come up with a cause of action to do so.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

When the Mormons would show up, I just told them I wasn't interested, and didn't want them wasting their time.
They seemed to like that, and haven't bothered us since then.

The Jehovahs Witnesses, they're another story, they don't give up.
Mr. Cheese answered the door on them one afternoon, forgetting he was still wearing his pistol. The two old ladies said they were sorry for bothering us and haven't come back, but there's a new crew who are very persistent. I just don't answer the door. But they stuff their brochures under the door, in the window next to the door, under the door handle, and so on.

I used to live in one of the hotspots for door to door preachers. I'd get two a week from snow melt to snow fall. I was polite for the better part of a year at, then would tell them "not interested" and slam the door. Eventually I was so fed up I got creative and I kept them away by printing off pamphlets for the Satanic Temple. Just handing them a copy each time they came until they stayed away. They'd skip my door after a while. Never understood how I got so many, especially here in Canada.

After I moved from there I've only seen three since, all who left after a polite "don't waste your time, not interested. Can I get you a drink before you continue on?" and since then they've pass a bylaw banning such things on private property and outlined in the bylaw the ban starts at the sidewalk or road if there isn't a sidewalk. That got passed due to a few of them deciding gay men "living in sin" deserved to get their garden lit on fire. That was JW though, they are always the worst.

 

[Spunt]

Anyway, I think the startup loan and the payday loan were two different loans. I think he was turned down from the startup loan (I assume he went to a bank for that), and the payday loan was for something else. Russ is terrible at expressing himself, so I think he was referring to two separate things, but I could be wrong. That's just how I read his statements, but given how ignorant he is about how the world works, I can see him thinking he can launch a startup for a thousand dollars.

We found out about the "startup" loan when Russ left a negative review for a payday loan company complaining that they wouldn't give him a "startup" loan. Therefore yes, as hard as it is to believe, Russ tried to get a business loan from a payday lender and thought he could start a business (presumably his idiotic whore resort idea) with the kind of loan you get from a payday loan place, which usually won't give you more than a few hundred bucks. This is your brain on Russ.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

My brother got stopped by some bicycle Mormons once at a local park years ago. He decided to play along with them and pretended to be super interested in everything they had to say. At the end they asked if he would be willing to consider baptism and must have cummed in their khakis when he said sure - but then they asked him how old he was and he said seventeen.

He said that you could visibly see them deflate, because apparently they aren't allowed to baptize people under 18. So then they went full creeper and asked for his phone number so they could text him when he was 18 and get him all wet for the Lord. He lied and said that he didn't have a cellphone, said his parents wouldn't like him giving out their home phone or address, and sadly they biked away.

We found out about the "startup" loan when Russ left a negative review for a payday loan company complaining that they wouldn't give him a "startup" loan. Therefore yes, as hard as it is to believe, Russ tried to get a business loan from a payday lender and thought he could start a business (presumably his idiotic whore resort idea) with the kind of loan you get from a payday loan place, which usually won't give you more than a few hundred bucks. This is your brain on Russ.

When all you think you need for a business is the endorsement of a prozzie or two, a startup loan is just enough to cover her interest! But like her affection, her interest runs out once the money does - something Russell still has yet to learn.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Pretty sure this is new, but pretty boring and minor. He added pronouns to his instgram bio. Also, the release date for the song has been moved forward AN ENTIRE YEAR.



I'm still laughing at his brothel resort plans. He thinks that brothel owner should be forced to sell a bit of land (probably not more than an acre or so) to build his resort.

He's been to the brothels. He knows it's a bunch of rickety trailer houses out in the desert. But he, Russell Greer, is going to build a massive multi-story whorehouse resort paradise right next door to them. Ridiculous, but more realistic than his other plan of building it right in downtown Vegas.

Just imagine a piece of the world's most beautiful architecture sitting smack in the middle of a sun-scorched Nevada trailer park. That's basically what he's dreaming of doing and it's hilarious as hell. Might be something I run through an AI art creator for fun.